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[Escape Goat]

So this guy and I are hanging out at my place and he brought his laptop so he could work on something for one of his finals. He then proceeds to show me how his roommate has installed all the Sean Cody videos and a host of other porn on his laptop. He goes through alot of them and meanwhile I'm getting bored and kind of wishing we were doing what the naked men were doing.

Was this a plea for doing that-which-shall-not-be-named?

 

[kumanoki]

I guess you could have asked. That's a fifty-fifty chance of getting action....

 

[videogamer]

yeah why didn't you try to initiate anything?

 

[Socreges]

I don't think it's the same with girls. If a girl ever began showing me porn, and we were, at that point, not under any particular relationship, that would mean she wanted my cack.

 

[bjork]

The first time I hung out with my last girlfriend, we watched hentai...

 

[Flynn]

The first time I hung out with my last girlfriend, we watched hentai...

Was she disappointed when you didn't have tentacles?

 

[nomoment]

Don't show him your Jubilee comics, Ham.

 

[demon]

I don't think it's the same with girls. If a girl ever began showing me porn, and we were, at that point, not under any particular relationship, that would mean she wanted my cack.

Okay, is that really true, for pretty much any girl? I sure would like to know...

 

[Spiritreaver]

Which Sean Cody videos, by chance? I think I'd have quite a time resisting any from the Dylan line.

 

[Socreges]

Okay, is that really true, for pretty much any girl? I sure would like to know...

I noted "not under any particular relationship" meaning "not necessarily friends". Like, it would be ambiguous. Floating between friendship and flirtation. Because it sounds like The Hamburglar isn't a good friend of this dude.

In other words, no, you're not going to get any.

 

[Suerte]

I think he wanted you to flop your wang out over the table?

Also, I miss my SC fix since THAT torrent site went down gayfers cry

 

[gofreak]

I feel like I'm completely missing out on this as a gayfer. I saw one SC vid which was just...too hot...and haven't been able to see any others

 

[mrklaw]

We watched porn in our university shared house once. Bunch of guys, bunch of girls. We went to switch it off when the lezzie stuff came on, but the girls made us watch it. To them it was just stupid, and they wanted to see if we got hard-ons. Not sexually, just in a 'oh, they are just men' kind of way.

 

[Suerte]

I feel like I'm completely missing out on this as a gayfer. I saw one SC vid which was just...too hot...and haven't been able to see any others

Oh man.... GAYFER AID! Cargo of SC is on its way to you, furiously masturbate towards a better future!

 

[Folder]

Wow! GAF is *super* gay!
Excellent.
As a mere metrosexual, I can contribute thusly:
My ex girlfriend and I would watch porn together a lot, only when we were fucking. She was into really quite extreme stuff too, Jules Jordan DVDs and the like…
But no, people just watch porn for a giggle often, it doesn’t, by any means, indicate a guaranteed sexual opening – Remember that!

 

[DaCocoBrova]

This one girl I was messing with would like for me to throw on some flix during. I didn't see the harm in that. But in reality, it's stupid to stare at a screen when the real thing is in front of you. Footage would always go ignored.

 

[Folder]

This one girl I was messing with would like for me to throw on some flix during. I didn't see the harm in that. But in reality, it's stupid to stare at a screen when the real thing is in front of you. Footage would always go ignored.

Agreed, it would go ignored.
I thinkthe point is that it kinda charges the room with sexual energy, know what I mean?

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

The funny thing about having a hard drive full of porn is when I realised it basically signified that I was having a sexual relationship with my computer.

 

[gofreak]

Oh man.... GAYFER AID! Cargo of SC is on its way to you, furiously masturbate towards a better future!

The GAYFER AID never came! The more clueless citizens of gayming-age won't know it's christmas time at all

 

[SSGMUN10000]

OMG!!! Teh Hamburglar is gay. I was not aware of that....seriously I wasnt.

 

[sc0la]

:lol at posters who read this and realize "OMFG teh hamburglar is actually teh sausageburglar?!11"

alas pron does not always = sex, but it is a fair barometer I would venture

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

oh ham.........
at least keep the robin comics in the closet....

 

[NLB2]

OMG!!! Teh Hamburglar is gay. I was not aware of that....seriously I wasnt.

For a man who starts a topic involving his homosexuality at least twice a week, there are certainly a lot of people who have not realized Teh Hamburglar's sexual orientation. It is quite an odd phenomenon.

 

[Spiritreaver]

I think he wanted you to flop your wang out over the table?

Also, I miss my SC fix since THAT torrent site went down gayfers cry

I know of another, if you'd like to know. Though you've probably already been to it. GTN ring a bell?