Whenever Ludacris wrote the theme song.
TOO FAST
TOO FURIOUS
ACT A FOOL
That's when the series lost any sense of credibility to me. All of all the hip hop and rap artists they could have chosen, they choose this man who, even as a white male, feels like the personification of creepy, like every time he speaks I feel like he's going to jump through my speakers and li-li-lick me from my head to my toes. Non consensualy. Come to think of it, I think I stopped watching Law and Order: SVU right around the time he became a recurring incidental character who was like Finn's son's step uncle or some shit. Nelly was much the same, now I think about it. Also, hearing every white ass FFA member who spent more time with cows than hoes spitting Country Grammar at me like Eminem in 8 Mile was cringe before I even knew there was a term for cringe. They'd be all
Yea I got me a 8 point last night up near the crick, how bout y'ins?
Straight into
WE GOIN DOWN DOWN BABY OTHER STUPID LYRICS, BOOM BOOM BABY, READY TO LET IT GO
Like fuck Future Farmers of America. FFA? More like FFS. All the chemicals and machinery, if the world was put into a survival situation, like surviving after a massive meteor collision or some shit, most farmers wouldn't even know how to operate. Everything has become so automated that traditional techniques are becoming a lost, obsolete art. It's like an ancient civilization that shared it's history exclusively through spoken word, and over time, people are forgetting little details. We'd all be fucked, and then we'd have to listen to these woke ass environmentalists gloat while proposing we start roach and maggot farms because they're resilient, easy, sustainable protein.
This would, inevitably, lead to people who don't want that shit to start hoarding the last of the real food, or the non perishable leftovers from the old world civilization, and on a large enough scale over time, this will lead to PMC's arming themselves and guarding food stores for hire.
Of course, the US government in its death throes will cling to the power it can still muster and send our demoralized, famished soldiers to quell the uprising so as not to tarnish their illusion that the status quo is still a plausible outcome. What follows is civil war. So yes. 2 Fast 2 Furious is awful, and Nelly is the reason America is going to descend into a flaming trash fire of a second Civil War.
