When virtue signalling goes wrong. Meet Marvel's new Captain America-inspired hero Ari Agbayani.

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It could have been so great. White liberals showing everybody how progressive they are. Ok, they hated the Filipinx part, but they cannot decide that anyway.

Unfortunately there was a tiny little problem, because they never really asked the people they wanted representation for.















 
Why is everyone complaining?

If she's a Penis Hero, maybe gobbling wiener is her special power?..... until they change her name to be Ariana.
 
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Oh boy, of all the cultures to piss off...

The creators of this character are going to be henpecked to death, and lose custody of their kids to the Philippines.
 
I gotta think this was 100% diliberate internal sabotage by some unsung hero deep within marvel.

I applaud you my good sir or ma'am!!!
I too thought this would make a great FU by someone finally had it with this forced insertion of "Racial Equity" in character creation and came up with a perfectly nice name to express said frustration.
 
Would I be correct that this is kinda like a British character named "Shag McFanny"?

You bilingual folks, what amusing names would your heros have?
 
This is fucking amazing.

Edit: I bet they don't have a single Filipino on staff or in consultancy if they had even wanted to bother to ask before cranking this out and patting themselves on the back
 
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Don't know why people are upset.

They know how much everyone loves Spider Man so they made another hero that is all about shooting white sticky stuff
 
This is fucking amazing.

Edit: I bet they don't have a single Filipino on staff or in consultancy if they had even wanted to bother to ask before cranking this out and patting themselves on the back

"Man all the good minorities already have representation. Let me dig in the crates and find out who's left out. "
 
As a Filipino, the name is fucking stupid. No Filipino parent would name or give a nickname to their daughter like that. Ari means penis.
 
I don't get the issue, really.
So Ari means "Penis".
So what?
Dick also means that, yet we have Dick Tracy.

What's wrong with penises, anyhow?

greece looks GIF
 
Someone was trolling someone in this whole affair.

Only way you get something this stupid passed corporate is to rely on their cultural ignorance, it seems.
 
That's pretty funny.

Got fuck all to do with politics but it's pretty funny.

Because her name is like the Pussy Galore of tagalog character names apparently
 
Clicking one of their profiles and they say her name is Arielle and they consulted with Filipino Americans for the name and it's actually one of their names.

edit: in fact one of the writers quoted in the OP is a Filipino American woman not "white."

edit2: in fact only one of the three writers is white lol
 
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Isn't calling a women penis 200 IQ woke though?

It doesn't just mean penis, it's pretty flexible for "genitals" or any kind of - like vagina. It's slang for ballsac as well. The entire name when read loosely translates to "genitals are heroic", or "Ballsac Hero" if you want, phonetically.

^ Learned some Tagalog, mostly slang and vulgarities, from Filipino friends and an ex.
 
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Hilarious blunder.

Also nice character design, but it just goes to show that new characters have nothing interesting about them if we don't slap an iconic name to them. Meet the new Cap, the new Iron Man, the new Spiderman, ......
 
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It could have been so great. White liberals showing everybody how progressive they are. Ok, they hated the Filipinx part, but they cannot decide that anyway.

Unfortunately there was a tiny little problem, because they never really asked the people they wanted representation for.
















Don't know about all that shit you posted or said, but I like the way she looks.
Happy Adam Scott GIF by Sky
 
That costume design is atrocious, like it was designed by a low budget cosplayer. It has ZERO pockets. The pleated miniskirt is gonna be a terrible upskirt temptation to every horny artist unless those black lines just under it are supposed to represent booty shorts instead of shadows.

Plus the lower face mask means she is LITERALLY walking around "in disguise" looking EXACTLY like she does on a regular day of mask wearing in America (unless they just straight up avoided the mask thing in comics, I have no idea). Plus that looks terrible when drawn or in motion because you can't see her mouth and it is always the first thing they ditch in practice, while Batman can stroll around in the cowl all day long with no problem.
 
Also I might be wrong, but afaik the relation between the US and the Philippines weren't exactly always good. More like colonization to have their military bases and people like Marcos were pretty much US puppets.

So a Captain America inspired hero may be (to use their favorite word) "problematic" as well. Like getting a Captain America themed hero for Chile for example.
 
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It could have been so great. White liberals showing everybody how progressive they are. Ok, they hated the Filipinx part, but they cannot decide that anyway.

Unfortunately there was a tiny little problem, because they never really asked the people they wanted representation for.

















Rename her to "Captain California - Ari Agbayani"

Superpower "Shits on streets and destroys food restaurants"
 
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