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When will this Bill Cosby classic come to DVD?

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Matlock

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# Apparently Bill Cosby was in agreement with those who thought this movie to be a complete stinker. It was not the project he expected it to be, but any actor under contract is obligated to complete that project or face legal action. However, as the film was about to be released, Cosby appeared on several talk shows denouncing it as a terrible movie and advising people not to waste their time or money on it.

# The film won three Razzie Awards including Worst Picture, Worst Actor, and Worst Screenplay. All of which were personally accepted by Bill Cosby himself, he requested that they be specially made out of 24 carat gold and Italian marble, (at a cost to Fox Networks of about $27,000) and be presented to him on "The Fox Late Show" a few weeks after the actual Razzie ceremony.
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Hah what a terrible terrible movie.

Saw it once and only once, when I was abround 10 and found it on some channel.
 
I saw this when I was younger. From what I can remember, the basic plot was that Cosby's character was this superspy that was going up against a group of militant vegetarians who were trying to take over the world, or something like that. I also rembember this thing was a total turdball-there was this one bit where Cosby and his ladyfriend were set to be killed by trained attack lobsters (no shit), and they drove them off by threatening them with melted butter-while chanting "Melted butter!" at them. Then there was this part where they were attacked by killer tap dancers wearing bird masks. That's all I can force myself to remember.
 
Grimlock said:
I saw this when I was younger. From what I can remember, the basic plot was that Cosby's character was this superspy that was going up against a group of militant vegetarians who were trying to take over the world, or something like that. I also rembember this thing was a total turdball-there was this one bit where Cosby and his ladyfriend were set to be killed by trained attack lobsters (no shit), and they drove them off by threatening them with melted butter-while chanting "Melted butter!" at them. Then there was this part where they were attacked by killer tap dancers wearing bird masks. That's all I can force myself to remember.

:lol :lol :lol
 
I think they were trained ballet dancers, hence the ballet shoes in the movie logo, he had to use those to defeat the dancing bird-men - given to him by the movie's version of bond's Q I believe.

By the way, the evil female leader of the militant animal rights activists (I'm not sure if they were actually vegetarians) was played by the woman who would go on to play the original Oracle in The Matrix (the one that died).

[EDIT]: Oh, no no, I remember now, he got the ballet shoes from some psychic he frequently visited that looked into the future and gave them to him telling him he'd need them in the future.
 
Speak of the devil and he'll eventually appear. According to The Digital Bits, it looks like Matlock will get his answer April 26th.

God help the poor bastards who buy this.
 
Grimlock said:
Speak of the devil and he'll eventually appear. According to The Digital Bits, it looks like Matlock will get his answer April 26th.

God help the poor bastards who buy this.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
You know, I KNEW that this thread was about Leonard Part 6 before I clicked on it. So why did I click on it.

OH YEAH I'M DRUNK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Worse than Battlefield Earth? I doubt it. That white hot steaming pile of crap was the worst movie ever.

Sniper 3 was pretty shitty as well. Probably the worst movie I saw since...well, Sniper 2!
 
ManaByte said:

Well, at least the cover art warns you that it sucks-short of actually having "This movie sucks!" printed on it.

Y'know, can you envision what "special features" might be on the back of the case?

-It will set any DVD player used for it on fire! (if you're lucky)
-You can snap the disc in half! Or, if you watched this smoking pile and want to kill yourself, the edges are pre-sharpened so you can slit your wrists!
-You can bounce the disc off the walls Xena-style!
-Exclusive interview with Bill Cosby: "No, I don't want to talk about this [bleep] ever! Now get that [bleep]ing camera out of my face before I shove a pudding pop up your [bleep]!
 
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