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[Stouffers]

When we were young, we were taught to use:
Poot instead of fart (if we used fart, we got a spanking),
Cacadoodoo instead of crap (if we used crap/shit, we got a spanking),
Peepee instead of piss (if we used piss, we got a spanking.. teetee also acceptable),
Goobergoo instead of penis,
Wissywassy instead of vagina.

 

[Cunth]

I distinctly remember hearing my first swear word and not understanding the meaning when I was 6 or 7, and I went back home and repeated it, saying to my sister 'I'm gonna fuck you' and my mum smacked me good

 

[Papa]

cunt

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Cock and balls

pussy

shit

peepee

 

[triplestation]

peepee was common for i think everyone

i wish i knew the term dingus

 

[sonomamashine]

saying to my sister 'I'm gonna fuck you'

INCEEEEEEEEST ALERT

 

[MasterCornholio]

 

[Ailynn]

ROIT IN THE GOOBERGOO!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

ROIT IN THE GOOBERGOO!

I wonder if it is even possible to actually kick someone that hard in real life.

 

[JBat]

Pecker for penis
Dupa for ass
My mother used twat so much I didn't realize it was up there with pussy until I was in my twenties.
For my own boys I call it their junk. Still use dupa. It's hilarious to hear my 5 year old say it

 

[haxan7]

I still say I have to tinkle.

 

[Ailynn]

I wonder if it is even possible to actually kick someone that hard in real life.

These are the important questions!
One day...science will find a way.

 

[Cunth]

I wonder if it is even possible to actually kick someone that hard in real life.

pedro rizzo could I bet

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

pedro rizzo could I bet

imagine taking that right to the goobergoo

id probably die

 

[Stouffers]

We also used “booheiny” for butt.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

We also used “booheiny” for butt.

were you raised by Ewoks?

 

[-Arcadia-]

were you raised by Ewoks?

I’m thinking Gungans is also a strong possibility, looking at the OP.

 

[Kev Kev]

Schwanzstucker

 

[Cha]

Punu - was the peanut between my legs (pronounced, "poonoo", with sharp oo's)
Bum - for zeh buttocks.
Apple - is what the girls in the family were told to call their ladyparts.
A Poop - was what we called a fart (again short sharp oo sound).
Shushu - was pee. This was changed to "No.1", and evenyually just "pee" as we got older.
Kaka - was poo. This was changed to "No.2" later on.

Welcome to my family.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Welcome to my family.

Thank you, dad.

where’s the beer?

 

[V4skunk]

Fanny / twat /minge
Willy / knob / cock
Bum / bot
Poo / tarka / turtle head
Wee / piss
Fart

 

[Stouffers]

Fanny / twat /minge
Willy / knob / cock
Bum / bot
Poo / tarka / turtle head
Wee / piss
Fart

I thought Fanny meant ass?

 

[haxan7]

I thought Fanny meant ass?

That’s what it means in American English. It straight up means pussy in the uk

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

That’s what it means in American English. It straight up means pussy in the uk

damn. I like how you Europeans groove

 

[haxan7]

damn. I like how you Europeans groove

I’m an American I just watch a lot of British shows

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I’m an American I just watch a lot of British shows

 

[DESTROYA]

I wonder if it is even possible to actually kick someone that hard in real life.

Sure you can, you never punted a midget before?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

punted a midget before?

 

[DESTROYA]

Weeeeeeeeeee

 

[MetalAlien]

We were given food. shelter, presents on our birthday and Christmas. Sent to school and so on... but other than that... nothing. Not a single talk about life or what is expected of us. Never asked about our homework. Never asked what we wanted to be when we grew up. Never told about sex or any results of having sex. No talks about drugs. Never any guidance in what we watched on cable TV or how long to watch it. Never told to clean our room. Never handed a book in all my life.

It was the 70s and 80s.

 

[Faenrir]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Weeeeeeeeeee

Next time you try to punt a little person I hope they uppercut your goobergoo

edit

Much like I stole BrapifiedEmmaRoberts from LemmingWithaParachute , I am now stealing the word goobergoo from Ailynn .

Eventually I will just become a new consciousness formed from bits and pieces of every GAFer mixed together. Think Ultron, but less genocidal

 

[Dark Star]

Pee-Pee comes from the Wee-Wee

 

[haxan7]

Pee-Pee comes from the Wee-Wee

That’s not all that comes from the weewee

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

That’s not all that comes from the weewee

 

[neobiz]

Did you have a stick that you pushed a hoop with as a kid?

 

[Stouffers]

That’s not all that comes from the weewee

Splish splash

 

[Stouffers]

Did you have a stick that you pushed a hoop with as a kid?

Pushed in your mom’s hoop with my stick.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Splish splash

....I was taking a bath?

 

[Stouffers]

....I was taking a bath?

A semen bath? Fucking disgusting

 

[poppabk]

Tail for penis
Bottom for arse (ass)
Front bottom for vagina
Wee for piss
Poo for shit
Bonking for fucking

 

[Halo is Back]

My dad would call a penis a "bird"

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[Jayjayhd34]

My parents where not bother what words came out of my mouth, unless I was telling them lay of booze/drugs that wouldn't go down to well.

 

[haxan7]

My dad would call a penis a "bird"

I think I vaguely remember that too

That sheds light on the phrase flipping the bird as giving someone the middle finger. Middle finger is an obscene gesture because that’s what you finger fuck a pussy with.

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[nbcjr]

When we were young, we were taught to use:
Poot instead of fart (if we used fart, we got a spanking),
Cacadoodoo instead of crap (if we used crap/shit, we got a spanking),
Peepee instead of piss (if we used piss, we got a spanking.. teetee also acceptable),
Goobergoo instead of penis,
Wissywassy instead of vagina.

That is a lot of spanking.

 

[Skyfox]

Nintendo wii!

Nah just joking, we say wee-wee for urinate.
I call my kid's underwear nicks instead of knickers when she has to pick them up or whatever.
Nicks was my parents word for togs (swimsuit) - I use it because I don't like calling my kid's underwear knickers because I have too many sexual associations with that word.

We still say poo but as she gets older I think number 2 will work.
Bum for bum
"Privates"
We say privates for my junk too (which sadly is too frequently - shes always punching me in the fucking nuts).

 

[H4ze]

That headline gave me a stroke

 

[GymWolf]

Pisello (dick)
Pacchio (vagina)
Cacca (poop)
Pipi (pee)