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[FoneBone]

http://www.gazette.com/display.php?sid=1211745

OK, the article itself isn't that noteworthy, but that one quote...

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I've touched a penis more times than I can remember...

 

[Smiles and Cries]

damn - last night

 

[The Shadow]

Wow...I'm all kinds of homosexual then.

 

[Brannon]

Now I'm about to hit the pillow knowing I'm a hand pocket homosexual?

This does not bode well for my dreams this night...

 

[Ned Flanders]

<--Gayest motherfucker that ever lived

 

[tedtropy]

So by this guy's theory, 99% of the male population is "sort of" gay. Boy, I guess that Nintendo fanboy I ran into on the IGN forums was right...

 

[Lambtron]

Well color me bisexual.

Oh man, crazy bible thumpers fucking rule.

 

[fart]

OH SHIT!!! i saw this guy on campus last quarter! he's fucking hilarious! i think the police ended up escorting him off campus. fucking pigs.

 

[tedtropy]

OH SHIT!!! i saw this guy on campus last quarter! he's fucking hilarious! i think the police ended up escorting him off campus. fucking pigs.

We had a guy on our campus that had a booth setup in front of the common area, trying to shove salvation in pamplet form into people's hands and just generally annoying people. I tried my best to muster out a fart everytime I neared him...

 

[Hitokage]

Mormon leaders have said that masturbation leads to homosexuality long before this guy popped up.

 

[Lambtron]

One time on my campus, we had some Pro-Lifers driving up and down the street towing a big sign behind them with pictures of dead fetuses on it. Man, 75% of the college population is going to fucking ignore you, unless you're giving them beer. These guys need to worry about their audience a bit more, methinks.

 

[fart]

most of the religious "activism" we have on campus is like ice cream/bowling social bullshit. i didn't mind the cut of this crazy guy's jib honestly. he was entertaining and energetic. full of shit, yah, but no one's perfect.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

One time on my campus, we had some Pro-Lifers driving up and down the street towing a big sign behind them with pictures of dead fetuses on it. Man, 75% of the college population is going to fucking ignore you, unless you're giving them beer. These guys need to worry about their audience a bit more, methinks.

LOL They did this when the winter olympics were here. They had a large moving truck, decked out with pictures of dead fetuses, following the torch around. Really went out of their way.

 

[videogamer]

We had a guy on our campus that had a booth setup in front of the common area, trying to shove salvation in pamplet form into people's hands and just generally annoying people. I tried my best to muster out a fart everytime I neared him...

Last week there was this one guy preaching at the top of his lungs on a summer morning.. .meaning there was hardly anyone there. This is on top of the usual table they set up every single day with their loud posters. I wish the MSU or someone would give them some competition.

 

[MetatronM]

His supporters held signs: “Does Islam foster terrorism?” One girl, veiling herself in a red blanket, quietly held a sign that read, “Who would you rather listen to?”

He told The Gazette in a recent interview that Islam is the enemy in a holy war, adding that moderate Muslims who say Islam condemns terrorist acts are ignorant, naive or lying.

Nearby, Colorado College’s chaplain, Bruce Coriell, stood by for students who wanted to discuss alternative viewpoints.

Smock is no newcomer to the college, Coriell said. In past years, Smock has called female students “sluts” and “whores,” Coriell said.

Oooooookay......

Just a bit loony...

 

[Diablos]

Outspoken evangelist

Ok I stopped reading right there. Evangelists are crazy people.