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[Captain Zyrain]

Now that we're rationing TP and you know, washing up more.. I started thinking about how I approach showering.

Do I wash my ass first? It's generally probably the (per square inch) dirtiest part of the body at any given time, but if you wash it first, you're then touching the rest of your body with your asshands/loofah (maybe you have a dedicated ass-rag Richie Rich?).

I suppose you could go ass first and then just really double down on cleaning everything with soap.. but.. I dunno.

What say y'all?

 

[brap]

I shampoo my hair first.

 

[Deleted member 713885]

First Hair: shampoo
2nd body: soap, ass is last
3rd Face: face wash

 

[Mr Nash]

Feet, especially if I've been exercising.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I either shampoo or condition first (not on the same day, alternate days)

Then my face

Then my armpits

then nothing else

I like to have a natural dick n balls odor at all times

 

[brap]

First Hair: shampoo
2nd body: soap, ass is last
3rd Face: face wash

quit copying me bro

 

[Elektro Demon]

I wash my dick first then everything else after that.
Dick > ass

 

[Captain Zyrain]

I shampoo my hair first.

First Hair: shampoo
2nd body: soap, ass is last
3rd Face: face wash

I either shampoo or condition first (not on the same day, alternate days)

Then my face

Then my armpits

then nothing else

I like to have a natural dick n balls odor at all times

Damn, I'm bald.. I didn't even think of hair!

 

[GHG]

Face, then hair, then body & ass, then the crust from my penis.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Damn, I'm bald.. I didn't even think of hair!

im bald too

I just pretend

 

[DESTROYA]

I start from the top and work my way down

 

[McHuj]

Start with hair.


Now, do you wash your feet or just assume they get clean?

 

[Daxter32jak]

I wash my ass first and then I wash my face. Which probably explains my bad acne.

 

[Grinchy]

You have to go top to bottom. It's the only thing that makes sense. Why wash a lower part, then a top part, and have the dirt from the top part run down to the clean lower part?

But, I do a double wash of my groin/pits. I start with those, then do the top-down approach so they get extra treatment. Also, you have to poop at the start of the shower so that when you wash your feet at the end, the poop has been smashed down into the drain already.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Start with hair.


Now, do you wash your feet or just assume they get clean?

I wash my feet in the toilet....that’s what they are for right? Why else can feet fit in the bowl???

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Start with hair.


Now, do you wash your feet or just assume they get clean?

I'm guilty of assuming they get clean from all the soap falling down due to gravity and the friction of moving around in the shower..

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I wash my ass first and then I wash my face. Which probably explains my bad acne.

and constantly reoccurring pink eye?

 

[Tesseract]

and constantly reoccurring pink eye?

that's from taking loads in the face all day

 

[God Enel]

I turbo my asshole

 

[Daxter32jak]

and constantly reoccurring pink eye?

I close my eyes when I wash my face,
so no pink eye here pal

k thx bai

 

[GymWolf]

hairs.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I close my eyes when I wash my face,
so no pink eye here pal

k thx bai

 

[Tesseract]

I close my eyes when I wash my face,
so no pink eye here pal

k thx bai

i don't think it works that way

 

[Papa]

Your mother

 

[Tesseract]

Your mother

my mother drowned in a shower accident

 

[Insane Metal]

First Hair: shampoo
2nd body: soap, ass is last
3rd Face: face wash

So first you wash your ass, then your face

Interesting

 

[RPS37]

We’ve had this thread before. I do it wrong. Hair last.

 

[Stouffers]

Do you guys soap-up before or after you shit in the shower and waffle-stomp it down the drain?

 

[Nester99]

Hair/head/face first.
Then pits so i don't forget.


Ass & Balls are washed last.

Its like the fancy desert part of a shower.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Do you guys soap-up before or after you shit in the shower and waffle-stomp it down the drain?

I remember that thread

 

[triplestation]

knees

 

[Tesseract]

knees

this is a powerful statement

the patriarchy is real

 

[haxan7]

I work my way downwards. I figure a little shit bacteria on my legs and feet will just get washed down with the soap.

 

[TaySan]

Downwards and up
ass and genitals
body
face and hair

 

[synchronicity]

I usually start at anus and then go directly to mouth.

Seriously, I wash my hair first, then face and work my way down.

 

[haxan7]

I usually start at anus and then go directly to mouth.

Sounds like a typical night in for me

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I usually start at anus and then go directly to mouth.

Seriously, I wash my hair first, then face and work my way down.

we know the first part is the truth

it’s okay

 

[Papa]

my mother drowned in a shower accident

I’ll fuckin do it again

 

[MastAndo]

At this point, I can't remember.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

At this point, I can't remember.

You just got my 40,000th reaction given

I will remember you until my dying breath

Hopefully I have 40,000 more to give before my plaque filled heart explodes

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I have to clean my penis first because it is uncircumcised.

 

[Kamina]

Most often i start with my pen0r

 

[Kagey K]

I start and end at the same place.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Hair first. Most of body with loofah. Balls and ass last with a seperate washcloth

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

From the top down starting with washing your hair. Any other way is wrong because you'd be washing dirt down to parts youve already washed.

 

[Dr.D00p]

Her boobs.

 

[xrnzaaas]

I pee first.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Why do you want to know the shower habits of obese gamers?

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[sonomamashine]

From the Top to the Bottom, anyone who says otherwise has a flawed logic