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[teezzy]

Yeah and you guys revoked them without actually ever telling me the posts that I were reporting were not violating the rules. So I just went on reporting posts that I thought were in violation of the rules. It wasn't until much later that I realized that Gaf was nowhere near as strict as it used to be before the schism or as strict as some other forums that I have been apart of. And then you took the function away from me without ever actually telling me that you did it. I had to ask around to other members and mods to see what was going on. And once I was finally told when and why it was taken I explained my thought process and apologized for what I had done. But instead of returning the privilege to me (despite it being well over a year since you have taken it and me obviously understanding where I went wrong) you continue to just use it as a bludgeon to make fun of me whenever you want to since you know you can. And the funny thing is that even if you returned it to me it would be utterly useless to me because as you have already demonstrated in here the rules aren't really rules. They are more like guidelines. It just depends on who says what to who. Oh and if the person "deserves it" or not.



You always claim that Gaf is better than Era, but as far as I can tell you are no better than them when it comes to applying your own rules evenly. You play favorites just like them. The only difference is which "team" the favorites play for.

 

[Papa]

Go on NI, call me a cunt

You know you want to

Or call me a gender neutral equivalent, it’s your choice

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Go on NI, call me a cunt

You know you want to

Or call me a gender neutral equivalent, it’s your choice

Perhaps he needs inspirational music?

 

[nush]

Or call me a gender neutral equivalent,

That would be an asshole right? Still checks out

 

[Barsinister]

...I have been apart of...

I just corrected my daughter for this very grammatical mistake this morning.

 

[JSoup]

Would you rape Melon if she asked for it?

But wait, if she specifically asked for it, it wouldn't you know what never mind.

 

[ILLtown]

I just corrected my daughter for this very grammatical mistake this morning.

Point of personal privilege: either a mistake is grammatical or it is not, therefore it can't be "very grammatical".

 

[Barsinister]

Point of personal privilege: either a mistake is grammatical or it is not, therefore it can't be "very grammatical".

You have touched me, dear boy. I concede. On this very point you have me!

 

[Papa]

Point of personal privilege: either a mistake is grammatical or it is not, therefore it can't be "very grammatical".

He was being sarcastic

 

[ILLtown]

He was being sarcastic

BUT I WAS BEING VERY SERIOUS.

 

[TaySan]

Speaking of alcohol, what is your favorite fruity cocktail? Answer wisely because I judge people harshly on their tastes in cocktails. Mine is a Mai Tai.

Bloody mary or a tequila sunrise

 

[Melon]

Bloody mary

Sorry my dude, but you've left me no choice with that one.....

 

[EviLore]

Point of personal privilege: either a mistake is grammatical or it is not, therefore it can't be "very grammatical".

You should've mentioned you were an autist at the start of the conversation, would've saved precious typing time.

 

[Barsinister]

 

[DeepEnigma]

There have always been provisions for just desserts.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

 

[TaySan]

Sorry my dude, but you've left me no choice with that one.....

Shoot me if you must, but it soooooooo good lol especially with gin

But im more of a beer guy anyways.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Go on NI, call me a cunt

You know you want to

Or call me a gender neutral equivalent, it’s your choice

I would if I actually thought you were one now that I know I can, but truth be told I don't.

 

[JSoup]

Speaking of alcohol, what is your favorite fruity cocktail? Answer wisely because I judge people harshly on their tastes in cocktails. Mine is a Mai Tai.

Oh shit, I'm bad at alcohol things.
Ah....some neon blue drink a way too old bartender with a dollar store spray tan gave me with a creepy wink and a "hey, try this".
Tasted super sour and was so acidic I'm pretty sure it converted everything in my digestive track into vespene gas.

 

[Melon]

Oh shit, I'm bad at alcohol things.
Ah....some neon blue drink a way too old bartender with a dollar store spray tan gave me with a creepy wink and a "hey, try this".
Tasted super sour and was so acidic I'm pretty sure it converted everything in my digestive track into vespene gas.

Ah, yes, it's a classic, didn't ya know?



It's called Drano.

 

[ILLtown]

I would like to challenge NI to settle this dispute via a rap battle. I will go first: -

I really don't know which is queerer,
You, or the collective member base of ResetEra,
Please try and have a sense of humour,
Buy some Trump-branded bleach to cure your brain tumour,
Get yourself off the oppression bandwagon,
Buy some "Mr. Milkman's Sexy Surprise", it's £10 a flagon,
Don't drink too much though, Mr. Nobody Important,
Not unless you're prepared, wearing pants that are absorbent,

You're a good man at heart, I can see that,
OK, so everyone else says you're a twat,
But ignore those pricks, their minds just won't widen,
Let's you and I unite and vote for Joe Biden,
That's 2 votes at least, to get the guy started,
Fingers crossed by November, he's not dearly departed,
Relax, take a shower, but make sure you close the door,
If you hear footsteps approaching, it's probably EviLore.....

 

[DeepEnigma]

Speaking of alcohol, what is your favorite fruity cocktail? Answer wisely because I judge people harshly on their tastes in cocktails. Mine is a Mai Tai.

Tiger Fucker

 

[nush]

Bloody mary or a tequila sunrise

AKA drinks I can only remember because people order them in movies.

 

[Melon]

I would if I actually thought you were one now that I know I can, but truth be told I don't.

You’re losing sight of the most important question at hand. What is your favorite fruity cocktail?

 

[nush]

Relax, take a shower, but make sure you close the door,
If you hear footsteps approaching, it's probably EviLore.....

 

[TaySan]

AKA drinks I can only remember because people order them in movies.

Well im not much of a liquor fan since it makes me sick usually so i dont go out of my way for it. I like beer much better and so does my body lol

 

[Nobody_Important]

You’re losing sight of the most important question at hand. What is your favorite fruity cocktail?

I'm a sucker for a good appletini. After seeing it on Scrubs so many times i decided to actually try it and it was really good.

I prefer rum and Coke though or just straight cinnamon whiskey. Fruity drinks are nice, but the sweetness is a bit much at times.

 

[Melon]

I'm a sucker for a good appletini. After seeing it on Scrubs so many times i decided to actually try it and it was really good.

I prefer rum and Coke though or just straight cinnamon whiskey. Fruity drinks are nice, but the sweetness is a bit much at times.

Alright, you pass the test. I’m a big rum and coke person as well. The more sugary cocktails don’t mix well with my stomach. So I usually can only have one in a sitting.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Alright, you pass the test. I’m a big rum and coke person as well. The more sugary cocktails don’t mix well with my stomach. So I usually can only have one in a sitting.

I'm the same way. It's why I can never drink a Mike's hard lemonade. It's good at first, but after a bottle or two my stomach is usually rolling.

 

[teezzy]

You guys should give Crown n' Vernors a try.

 

[Papa]

I would if I actually thought you were one now that I know I can, but truth be told I don't.

This is your biggest lie yet

 

[rykomatsu]

Lemon Verbena w/ Schezuan Button

 

[Nobody_Important]

This is your biggest lie yet

I really don't. You are more of just a ordinary dick. For me to call someone a "cunt" they would need to do something extraordinarily egregious. Your schoolyard antics don't fall under that for me.

 

[ILLtown]

My second favourite cocktail is what I call "A Bottle of Scotch and a Stick".

What you need: -

• One bottle of cheap Scotch whisky
• One stick (large)

Drink half the bottle of Scotch at home, then drink the rest of it while walking around your local neighbourhood over the course of the next 1-2 hours, waving your stick menacingly at any cunt who has a problem with you.

It's very popular in Scotland I believe.

 

[Melon]

I'm the same way. It's why I can never drink a Mike's hard lemonade. It's good at first, but after a bottle or two my stomach is usually rolling.

I can’t even drink one Mike’s LOL. Shit makes me wanna vomit almost instantly. I mostly just stick to hard liquor, but I do like some nice cocktails every now and then.

 

[Tesseract]

the supercilious stink is real

 

[Nobody_Important]

I can’t even drink one Mike’s LOL. Shit makes me wanna vomit almost instantly. I mostly just stick to hard liquor, but I do like some nice cocktails every now and then.

Yep. A friend of mine turned me into cinnamon whiskey awhile back and that's been go to liquor for awhile now. Sometimes I'll mix it, but honestly it's just really good straight.

 

[ILLtown]

Yep. A friend of mine turned me into cinnamon whiskey awhile back and that's been go to liquor for awhile now. Sometimes I'll mix it, but honestly it's just really good straight.

I bet you're the kind of guy who, once every few months, throws caution to the wind, has a couple of thimbles of that cinnamon whiskey, and stays up as late as 11 PM! Am I right!?

 

[Nobody_Important]

I bet you're the kind of guy who, once every few months, throws caution to the wind, has a couple of thimbles of that cinnamon whiskey, and stays up as late as 11 PM! Am I right!?

I am guilty of having a wild and crazy time every now and then yes. Sometimes I even do 2 crosswords before bed instead of just one.

 

[ILLtown]

I am guilty of having a wild and crazy time every now and then yes. Sometimes I even do 2 crosswords before bed instead of just one.

Crosswords before bed? How on Earth do you sleep!? MADNESS!!!11!

 

[teezzy]

Yep. A friend of mine turned me into cinnamon whiskey awhile back and that's been go to liquor for awhile now. Sometimes I'll mix it, but honestly it's just really good straight.

Fireball will forever remind me of high school keggers, or sitting around a fire pit, and passing it among friends.

I don't think I'd ever be able to order it at a bar or anything though with a straight face.

I'm not one to judge, I don't drink all that often anyhow.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Fireball will forever remind me of high school keggers, or sitting around a fire pit, and passing it among friends.

I don't think I'd ever be able to order it at a bar or anything though with a straight face.

I'm not one to judge, I don't drink all that often anyhow.

Yeah I don't like fireball. I drink Shire Fire.

 

[Rentahamster]

Sometimes I even do 2 crosswords before bed instead of just one.

Check out the balls on this madlad

 

[Papa]

Check out the balls on this madlad

He may have that penis butter you were searching for

 

[Twinguistics]

I made the move over to the other place during the mass exodus but am back here following a ban which was ridiculous. I'm apparently a troll, which is news to me. No warning, no discussion, just boom a permaban for a comment that was maybe misguided at best.

The only thing I'm missing here is a magic arena OT. Someone make one please and I'm good

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

.. Duplicitous ultraweasel

That's beautiful.

On the topic of cocktails, I am a novice. I always go for the most flamboyantly sexual-looking ones available. If it has a banana sticking out of it, with a dollop of cream on the end, and a sparkler fizzing away, that's the one for me.

 

[Papa]

I made the move over to the other place during the mass exodus but am back here following a ban which was ridiculous. I'm apparently a troll, which is news to me. No warning, no discussion, just boom a permaban for a comment that was maybe misguided at best.

The only thing I'm missing here is a magic arena OT. Someone make one please and I'm good

wb

 

[Lady Bird]

Which one is better, Neogaf, Resetera or cocktail?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I really don't. You are more of just a ordinary dick. For me to call someone a "cunt" they would need to do something extraordinarily egregious. Your schoolyard antics don't fall under that for me.

Call him a ultra cunt.

 

[Mr Hyde]

Lmfao @ Nobody Important constantly keeps ducking Melon. And then it's revealed he has her on ignore without knowing why. you can't make that shit up. best back and forth ever.