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[MIMIC]

Operator: Information, can I help you?
Whitney: Yeah...y'all got da number ta dat crack house on 8th and Lane?
Operator: [hangs up]

Whitney: Fuck dat biznitch. I just found me some shit in my purse! ~AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......~

*several hours later*

Whitney: I wonder what dis shit would look like under my eye...

 

[Tazznum1]

Wow, looks like she gained 30 pounds. :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Bob White]

:lol

.....




:lol

 

[heavy liquid]

My EYES.... Ze goggles do NOTHING!

 

[Tritroid]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Bob White]

"I'd hit it."

 

[DMczaf]

...



...

 

[jenov4]

Disturbing, but those pictures of anorexic Olsen twins & Lara Flynn Boyle were a lot worse.

 

[CajoleJuice]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.... the beast has been awakened. there is no god........

 

[Doth Togo]

Looks like Bobby popped her one in her left eye.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.... the beast has been awakened. there is no god........

THE HORN IS HER LIFE! TEAR OUT THE HORN!

 

[Escape Goat]

:lol @ Whitney

 

[bishoptl]

So what's the story on her and Bobby's reality television show? I'll find the time to watch it.

 

[MIMIC]

So what's the story on her and Bobby's reality television show? I'll find the time to watch it.

:lol Damn straight.

I hear that it'll be on Bravo at the end of this year.

 

[shuri]

She looked great in The Bodyguard

 

[Loki]

That's a damn shame-- she used to be really pretty, too.


LEGALIZE DRUGS! It'll at least solve the obesity problem in this country.

 

[bishoptl]

She looked great in The Bodyguard

yeah, there was a time when Kathleen Turner didn't have to play post-op trannies

 

[Particle Physicist]

THE HORN IS HER LIFE! TEAR OUT THE HORN!

:lol

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Only whores sit with their legs wide open like that...for shame, Whitney.

 

[Loki]

Only whores sit with their legs wide open like that...for shame, Whitney.

<Dave Chapelle>

"Sign the treaty, baby-- I'LL SUCK YO' DICK!!"


</Dave Chapelle>

 

[DarienA]

Don't let her go to one of those beachesin the Bahamas with white sand....

 

[Pimpwerx]

God damn. This is an actual improvement over the mess she was a couple years ago, but damn. She fell the fuck off. Still one of my favorite singers of all time. PEACE.

 

[Solid]

I feel sorry for the girl. I grew up with The Bodyguard