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[Foamy]

Ever since I was 14 I've always slept nude. It was never a sexual thing it's just way more comfortable. And it helps me stay cooler which also helps me sleep better.
I keep a pair of pajama pants near the bedside in case I have to get up during the night and for the morning. It's very liberating.

 

[haxan7]

I used to but I sleep with underwear now because I don’t like the idea of my nuts getting twisted around in my sleep

 

[Skyr]

What if someone wants to cut off your dick in your sleep tho?

Wearing boxer briefs will give you more time to react and make it harder for the perpetrator to access your willy.

Think about it.

 

[Airola]

What if someone wants to cut off your dick in your sleep tho?

Wearing boxer briefs will give you more time to react and make it harder for the perpetrator to access your willy.

Think about it.

More time to whip the burglar dead with your massive dick if you don't wear anything though.

 

[Kamina]

We need more opinions from girls on this topic.

 

[Decontamination Silo]

Unless you own a bidet you're getting skid marks on your sheets bro.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Unless you own a bidet you're getting skid marks on your sheets bro.

Shower before bed. No reason to be sleeping with swamp ass in 2020.

 

[brap]

We need more opinions from girls on this topic.

-Arcadia-
ARCADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Decontamination Silo]

Shower before bed. No reason to be sleeping with swamp ass in 2020.

That would be an acceptable, hygienic alternative to the bidet for those who wish to sleep naked. What about piss dribble though? Maybe you guys are still young enough not to get a dribble rolling over after the midnight piss.

 

[Tesseract]

boxers

 

[MetalAlien]

I don't but I would for Chunk.

 

[Coolwhhip]

You sweat a lot in your sleep, kinda nasty unless you change your sheets almost every day..

 

[Stouffers]

Youre smearing shit all over your sheets. Also your dick vag secretes all kinds of horrors while you sleep,

 

[Breakage]

Nah never. Need to be dressed just in case there's a fire or an intruder decides to break into your home.

 

[Mistershine.]

Bollock naked is the way, in silk sheets and a 3 tog duvet to add some weight.

 

[and 3 others]

boxers

You sleep with boxers? Like MMA male boxers?

 

[TaySan]

I do it's basically a requirement here in the summer. It's so hot.

 

[Tesseract]

You sleep with boxers? Like MMA male boxers?

mma ring girls

 

[and 3 others]

mma ring girls

how long before those are gone?

 

[Tesseract]

how long before those are gone?

how long you got

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

I do it's basically a requirement here im the summer. It's so hot.

 

[TaySan]

My comfort >Everything else

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I sleep fully clothed.

 

[Nymphae]

I just sleep in underwear, all year round.

 

[Birdo]

Just my briefs.

I like to look sexy when I slumber.

 

[bitbydeath]

Nah never. Need to be dressed just in case there's a fire or an intruder decides to break into your home.

Easier to wash off the blood if you’re naked though.

 

[Patriots7]

Nah. Just underwear

 

[Rival]

.

 

[captainraincoat]

I used to sleep naked until I woke up next to a girl I didn’t know and a rubber put on the wrong way on my dick .....I woke up with a half purple dick as one of my beans was packed in with the frank

I was worried my balls were going to drop off for a few days as they went black for a short period

 

[Kev Kev]

im usually nude most of the day. and its hard to see into my apartment where im located so i can keep the blinds open too lol. and yeah i sleep ndue quite often. but im also pajama/sweat pants king, love me some comfy sweat pants for chillaxin or sleepin

 

[teezzy]

I'm surprised this isn't a Cunth thread

 

[Lionel Richie]

Underwear master race reporting in.

 

[Decontamination Silo]

I'm with you in theory OP, and it's how I sleep in hotels on the road when I assume housekeeping changes the sheets every night, but since my sheets at home don't get changed nightly I sleep in loose fitting boxers.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

I sleep in basketball shorts; no undies.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

I have a bad story about that. So I have this girl cousin who had a NES and Mario 3 back in the day. we were not like you kids these day. You'd get 1 game a year for your birthday and thats all anyone would play. My Brother and I had Double Dragon 2 NES, which i might add was freaking awesome. Even if I had to get my brother to jump me over all the spikes and treadmill parts. So I go to her house to play. I realized the room smells a little stank. So I was about to sit down when she and my male cousin say NOOOOOOOO dont sit there uncle momo sleeps in that bed nude. It was too late as a plume of stench rose up from the bed. Dont think I ever jumped up so quick.

Also I seem to be telling alot of nude storys lately, but one of the neighbors houses burned down and one of our friends, the firemen made her come out of the house buck naked and after that I never wanted to sleep nude.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Hell yeah I sleep naked.

I got those satin sheets bro, talk about a life upgrade.

For those complaining about shitstaining the bed: have you considered upping your asswipe-game?

 

[DESTROYA]

Depends what time a year it is, usually no but on those hot humid nights it all comes off

 

[Ovek]

I were pyjamas like a fucking boss.

 

[TheSadRanger]

What if someone wants to cut off your dick in your sleep tho?

Wearing boxer briefs will give you more time to react and make it harder for the perpetrator to access your willy.

Think about it.

What are you sleeping with Lorena Bobbit?

Spoiler

I'll be back next week for my set on the Menendez brothers.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

What are you sleeping with Lorena Bobbit?

Spoiler

I'll be back next week for my set on the Menendez brothers.

It's like I'm watching 90's Leno again. Up next, the dancing Itos.

 

[Foamy]

Hell yeah I sleep naked.

I got those satin sheets bro, talk about a life upgrade.

For those complaining about shitstaining the bed: have you considered upping your asswipe-game?

Yeah exactly. I'm like wth, I've never had poop marks on my sheets.
You all need to invest a little more time cleaning yourselves.

 

[TaySan]

Sounds like people need to invest in a bidet or wipe their ass better if they worried about poop stains on your sheets. I sleep just fine with no issues.

 

[DoomGyver]

I bet if you guys gave your sheets a sniff after a week of sleeping buck naked you'd do an about-face.

 

[Zenaku]

I do it's basically a requirement here in the summer. It's so hot.

Please tell me your mom never wakes you up.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Nylon mesh shorts. Very comfortable, even in summer.

 

[G-Bus]

Naked is good for the scrotum. Please think about your scrotum.

I bet if you guys gave your sheets a sniff after a week of sleeping buck naked you'd do an about-face.

This begs the question. How often do you wash your sheets?

 

[belmarduk]

I usually only wear socks to bed.

 

[TaySan]

Please tell me your mom never wakes you up.

I always wake up before my parents do so that's never an issue. Also, my room is to myself.

 

[MaestroMike]

nah i just crack my car window open if it gets too hot

 

[Stiflers Mom]

It's so complicated to sleep when my schlong is hanging around somewhere.