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wohoo...everyone wants to Attack Australia. Of course CNNNN is an australian program and they probably told them to stick it there for comic effect.
 
Crow said:
wohoo...everyone wants to Attack Australia. Of course CNNNN is an australian program and they probably told them to stick it there for comic effect.
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It was marked "North Korea" on the map.
 
Lichtenstein. We could actually successfully invade and occupy a country of that size with the troops that our genius Secretary of Defense would provide.
 
France. Strategic placing and alot of Americans already dislike France for various dumb reasons. The placement is already there for tensions and the people can be rallied behind it quick.
 
Ponn01 said:
France. Strategic placing and alot of Americans already dislike France for various dumb reasons. The placement is already there for tensions and the people can be rallied behind it quick.
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We already have bases in Italy, Germany and Britain though.
 
A guy I know was telling me the other day that he went on a business to America (we're Australian), anyway he was waiting outside a board room or something and the secretary was chatting to him, and she picked up on his accent. She asked him where he was from and he told her that he was from Australia. Apparently she had never heard of it and had asked him if it was one of US's states.

:lol :lol
 
Crow said:
A guy I know was telling me the other day that he went on a business to America (we're Australian), anyway he was waiting outside a board room or something and the secretary was chatting to him, and she picked up on his accent. She asked him where he was from and he told her that he was from Australia. Apparently she had never heard of it and had asked him if it was one of US's states.

:lol :lol
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Are you kidding me...?
 
Crow said:
A guy I know was telling me the other day that he went on a business to America (we're Australian), anyway he was waiting outside a board room or something and the secretary was chatting to him, and she picked up on his accent. She asked him where he was from and he told her that he was from Australia. Apparently she had never heard of it and had asked him if it was one of US's states.

:lol :lol
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My god.... :(

Please don't take her to be representative of all Americans. :(
 
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...oh wait, we already did that ^^;
 
Louisiana, since apparently that's the best way to get government resources into a place that needs it. And hey, they have 1/4th the nations oil supply!
 
Diablos said:
The guy that said we should go after France next really scared me.
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Pssst..

it was a joke, though I don't blame you because their are crazy people like that
 
nah, its obviously a joke. It's not the first time CNNNN has done something like this. As for what I posted before. Every country has their idiots. Stupidity is inescapable, as your president proves...But im not going into that...im not...really. its ok.
 
I thought it was funny when people were 'we should attack someone in the middle east...', but then point to the wrong part of the map.
 
Ponn01 said:
France. Strategic placing and alot of Americans already dislike France for various dumb reasons. The placement is already there for tensions and the people can be rallied behind it quick.
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...no one ever says Italy...
 
Funniest part of the video for me was the black guy at the end, who when commenting on how much larger North Korea is than South Korea was obviously assuming that Tasmania was South Korea. Brilliant.
 
Crow said:
A guy I know was telling me the other day that he went on a business to America (we're Australian), anyway he was waiting outside a board room or something and the secretary was chatting to him, and she picked up on his accent. She asked him where he was from and he told her that he was from Australia. Apparently she had never heard of it and had asked him if it was one of US's states.

:lol :lol
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I dare say she was playing along with the arrogant/ignorant American stereotype; the joke was on your friend if he failed to realise. Perhaps he was too eager to find an example of American stupidity.

jamesinclair said:
How is this real though? How did they get the map to conveniently lable Australia as north korea on the spot?
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They made several maps with Australia incorrectly labelled as one of America's political foes, and approached many people with any given one. It was highly probable that someone was going to say one of them while the appropriate map was being held.
 
Carton said:
I dare say she was playing along with the arrogant/ignorant American stereotype; the joke was on your friend if he failed to realise. Perhaps he was too eager to find an example of American stupidity.
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but really, you have no idea what the case was.
 
Scrow said:
but really, you have no idea what the case was.
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I was offering what i thought to be the most plausible explanation.

I'd venture to say there is not one secretary in America who is ignorant of Australia's existence.
 
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