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[bishoptl]

Performed a search for "whores" "WOW ebay" "whores WOW" "prostitution warcraft" "girl on girl WOW" and didn't find anything related to this, so....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=8214536142

Kick back, relax and let me take care of you! I will do anything, yes ANYTHING you want me to. Let me dance my sultry Night Elf dance for you. Let me run my fingers through your hair and shower you with kisses. Want some hot girl on girl action? I'll invite one of my girlfriends over and the 2 of us will blow your mind. I am waiting for you to command me!

What you are bidding on is one, in game, hour of my time. During that hour I will do anything you ask of me that is possible using emote, character control and chat interface. The winning bidder can either roll a character on my server, or I'll roll one on your server. We will set up a day and time to meet and spend our hour together. I have several sexy outfits I can wear for you and getting new ones every day. I love to dress up <3. You are welcome to take screenshots and make movies of our time together. I am very photogenic!

 

[Dr_Cogent]

OMG. That is so freakin stupid.

 

[IJoel]

Are you trying to tell us something? Or rather requesting something?

 

[Matlock]

*buys 18 copies*

 

[Lakitu]

OMG. That is so freakin hot.

qft

 

[flarkminator]

whats this strange feeling I have

 

[Red Scarlet]

:lol lookout for that Thompson guy.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

qft

You get hot over that? :lol

Amazingly, people will probably bid on this.

 

[D2M15]

I'm going to give this a shot with my Shaman.

Kick back, relax and let me take care of you! I will do anything, yes ANYTHING you want me to. Let me dance my sultry Tauren dance for you. Let me run my hooves clumsily through your flimsy human hair and shower you with droo^H^H^Hkisses that leave a faint residue of foam and cud. Want some hot cow on cow action? I'll invite one of my herd over with a salt lick and the 2 of us will blow your mind. I am waiting for you to corrall me!

 

[kenta]

How fun would it be to buy like 4957 hours of his time and force him to run circles for every last second.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Performed a search for "whores" "WOW ebay" "whores WOW" "prostitution warcraft" "girl on girl WOW" and didn't find anything related to this, so....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=8214536142

the question though, mr. bishop, is what exactly were you looking for on Ebay to begin with when you found this?

 

[SiegfriedFM]

Meh, that elf is ugly. There are way cuter faces to choose from, both face designs, tattoo designs and colour.

 

[bishoptl]

I was looking for Lex Luthor memorabilia.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I was looking for Lex Luthor memorabilia.

you son of a bitch!

 

[Red Scarlet]

The pic posted looks like Nightwolf with long ears.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

I was looking for Lex Luthor memorabilia.

That's his story and he's stickin to it. :lol

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

I was looking for Lex Luthor memorabilia.

Pick up a copy of this book if you don't already have it. I don't know how popular a book it was but it's a decent read and not really what I expected from the cover. Most stores seem to sell it for a about $1.00. I picked it up last week when I was scouring ebay for Lex Luthor Man of Steel books, which were all sold out locally.

Oh and the original post? WoW just WoW