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Why did LXG get bashed so hard?

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Was it the expectations? I don't remember hearing much of the film before the intial run of the previews, and I don't think the comics had enough of a mainstream following to warrant a buildup of anticipated excellence for the film. So why, given that it more than likely would end up a decent comic action flick at best, was it bashed so hard when it wound up watchably (IMO) mediocre?

So the plot seemed a little dumbed down, some of the dialog was a little patronizing, and Shane West was unbarable, but all in all it wasn't nearly the schlock that the reviews made it out to be. Perhaps it's because I first saw the film post-Van Helsing, which is the very definition of "dumbed down plot, patronizing dialog, unbarable acting". But the movie seemed pretty slick and well directed IMO, and despite the sprinkling of relatively dull characters (Nemo, M, the vampire chick), others were interesting and well acted enough (Connery, Townsend, Jekyll/Hyde). And though you weren't on the edge of your seat in anticipation of the next scene, the film was relatively painless and differed from a lot of flicks that by the middle of the movie have you begging for an ending. It also, despite being perhaps slightly too effects-laden, had some pretty cool scenes.

Anyway maybe I'm bitching over something inconsequential, but it just bothers me when I feel the consensus is so far off base. Rotten Tomatoes had this movie rated around a 3-4 on average, but after seeing it I'd consider it a watchable 6.5-7. I understand that it wasn't a cinematic success in every regard, but nowadays to do as much right as LXG did in an action/adventure flick is beyond the norm. Give LXG it's marginal respect!!
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Because it was pretty awful.

It's hard to adapt a fantastic, beloved graphic novel written by the illustrious Alan Moore, but to make it a pretty bad film on top of that is just a travesty. I'm pretty sure it's the reason why Alan Moore doesn't want his name on anymore projects that are adapted from his work.
 

Celicar

Banned
I thought it was horrible.

Horrible acting, horrible dialogue, horrible story, horrible effects, etc etc.

I've tried watching it three times on HBO. Fell asleep twice.
 
The movie has numerous flaws and leaps of logic. The biggest atrocity besides the bad directing, sloppy editing, and poor special effects is the depiction of Venice.

There is no way that ship could go down the intertwining canals or manage to turn a corner. The city also has few roads.

The vampire woman walking around in broad daylight was also unexplained if I remember correctly.
 

FoneBone

Member
The plot made no sense, and completely insulted the audience's intelligence. Being unfaithful to the comic was probably the least of its problems, sadly.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Woo hoo! Another movie that I liked that was generally trashed and considered trashed!


It's good to be the wildcard!
 

Alucard

Banned
Yeah, I'm in the minority that liked it too. It was just a fun monster movie. Not the greatest thing ever, but entertaining enough, almost in a b-movie kind of way.

EDIT: And I fucking HATED Van Helsing.
 

Celicar

Banned
I hated LXG and Van Helsing equally. They both were God awful.

Well, Van Helsing might have been worse just because of Kate Beckinsale's annoying ass accent.
 
having read the comics, it was disheartening to have seen that movie just three weeks ago. it had none of the nuance, the victorian era feel. the complexities of the characters.. nothing. it was however, sorta....nice. but nothing more. peopl;e owe to themselves to read those comics....
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Ned Flanders said:
To those trashing the film, have you seen Van Helsing, and if so, do you consider Van Helsing worse than LXG??

I'm not trashing LXG, but I think Van Helsing was worse... it's start off ok... but then just kinda spirals hitting a plane, and a few hot air balloons on the way down.... there it took out some trees and a light post... finally it crashes and buries itself miles deep underground. To stink and rot like buried nuclear waste material polluting everything around it for miles, causing mutations, sickness and eventually death.

That's just my opinion though.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Wasn't Van Helsing mentioned in LXG? I thought I heard someone mention that name.

Anyway, the movie is 'fun' but the pacing is bad. Some of the dialogue goes on too long... A lot like Underworld.
 
I lowered my expectations for much for LXG that I enjoyed it. Once they got out of Venice, it became a decent movie.

I did have to lobotomize myself to suppress any memory of the fabulous comic first, however.

Similarly, I enjoyed From Hell (a much better movie, but still miles worse than the comic).


I did not see Van Helsing.
 
To those trashing the film, have you seen Van Helsing, and if so, do you consider Van Helsing worse than LXG??


Wow, thats a tough one. I'd say LXG was worse. It was just... bad.
VH was more stupid.
 

Zaptruder

Banned
I like how in some scenes, the invisible man has full body white makeup on and in following scenes he's rendered with only partial makeup (a floating white mask + clothing) and then shown again with full body makeup 5 minutes later.
 
LXG was a boring CGI fest that totally failed to excite, enthuse or entertain. It was hard to even CARE about any of it.
 

etiolate

Banned
I enjoyed LXG as just another fun action romp. The set designs and vehicle designs were great. Really, when I am watching a movie abotu vampires, immortals and invisible men I don't worry too much about the plausability of the plot and actions taken.
 
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