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[kretos]

either customer vs customer or customer vs worker, specially McDonald's, imagine going to have a nice meal but you get a mcdouble beatdown

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

do

Is this exclusive to Americans

y/n

 

[Cunth]

why do Americans always clap after they fight at fast food restaurants

 

[triplestation]

the McBeat, McMeltdown and McGrab are the latest additions on the menu

 

[GymWolf]

Leave em alone, it's probably the only exercise they do during the week.

 

[GeorgPrime]

the McBeat, McMeltdown and McGrab are the latest additions on the menu

You get 5 dollar less in the "Shutyourdirtymouth Menu"

 

[brap]

why do Americans always clap after they fight at fast food restaurants

That's what happens after you do a good job.

 

[GeorgPrime]

That's what happens after you do a good job.

It reminds me of Russian Politics. They always fight there.

 

[buizel]

sometimes they forget how to clap

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Urban Dictionary: Chimping Out

Being so loud/crazy/out of control/obnoxious that one can be described as a primal animal; chimp.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[BadBurger]

I prefer a Walmart parking lot for my fistfights, around 3PM on a Sunday, several beers deep.

 

[GHG]

This isn't exclusive to America lmao.

 

[Birdo]

Fast food is mostly consumed by working-class people.

Working-class people are more prone to fighting and confrontation.

I know it's not a nice thing to say, but it's true.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Fast food employees can be very disrespectful at times, that's why.

I mean, I don't blame them; they're working at a fucking fast food restaurant.

 

[notseqi]

 

[Rentahamster]

Because they have oil.

 

[teezzy]

We fight wherever we are, but we're at fast food restaurants more often than not.

 

[Oliade677]

Try eating at American fast food joints and you’ll understand why workers have short tempers and why patrons are grumpy.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

- public place where a lot of people gather
- food is full of sugar and chemicals that stupefy you (literally lower your IQ over time)
- hungry people tend to act impulsively
- the workers are not treated well by either the customers or the mgmt

It's the result of rolling a lot of dice on a lot of factors that -- even alone -- might lead to a fight.

 

[Breakage]

Happens in the UK too:

Brixton, south London

 

[cryptoadam]

Michael Douglas

 

[GymWolf]

why do Americans always clap after they fight at fast food restaurants

Italians claps at the pilot when the airplane lands.

 

[DESTROYA]

Why you wanna go OP? You can’t handle this!

 

[Hinedorf]

If you find yourself inside a fast food "restaurant" a few things can already be established.

1 You're hungry and 2. You're hungry enough to eat horrible shit that you hardly care about life anymore.

I love fast food

 

[EverydayBeast]

America believes if you don’t get your food fast enough they’ll clearly be a fight

 

[Ionian]

Happens in the UK too:

Brixton, south London

"I'm a burger bar boy!".

BadBurger This dude a dyslexic part of your gang?

(Part 1 in the description is also hilarious).

 

[Cleared_Hot]

This is just a low income area only issue. Pepe are miserable and frankly very uncivil. Seen shit like this from time to time growing up in Philly ... Had a friend on our way home from football practice have his helmet yanked out of his hand and hit in the face with it, split his bottom lip down or the chin.

 

[BadBurger]

"I'm a burger bar boy!".

BadBurger This dude a dyslexic part of your gang?

(Part 1 in the description is also hilarious).

Our entire gang wears the Hamburglar mask and hat

 

[M.W.]

T

 

[highrider]

Because we rule the world and set standards for your shit box country to aspire to. Also there’s a binge drinking problem.

 

[GymWolf]

T

Imagine doing this for the worst tasting chicken nuggets ever.

Americans really have shitty standard for food...

 

[Pagusas]

Basically to every non-american making a thread like this. Stop worrying about us, we don't care one bit about you because you've done nothing worth caring about.

 

[Patrick S.]

Maybe all the sugar accelerates them too much

 

[macfoshizzle]

I'm pretty sure we just have more stupid people than anywhere else. pretty simple actually.

 

[Ionian]

Basically to every non-american making a thread like this. Stop worrying about us, we don't care one bit about you because you've done nothing worth caring about.

LOL, apart from colonizing the entire place?

Chances are you're European in descent at some point.

Europeans don't actually care either ya dummy. What a Resetera-type comment.

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

T

I love how the neck guy just rolls up like he's expecting his meal to be ready

 

[bender]

 

[Pagusas]

LOL, apart from colonizing the entire place?

Chances are you're European in descent at some point.

Europeans don't actually care either ya dummy. What a Resetera-type comment.

Talking specifically about things like fast food and clapping at movies/planes Not all of history.

 

[Ionian]

Talking specifically about things like fast food and clapping at movies/planes Not all of history.

It's not unique to America, I can assure you.

 

[DKehoe]

Only one can have it their way.

 

[Thing on a Spring]

McNuggets are serious business.

 

[kretos]

Basically to every non-american making a thread like this. Stop worrying about us, we don't care one bit about you because you've done nothing worth caring about.

who said i'm worried? i actually love watching these videos where you fight and act like clowns

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

 

[GymWolf]

either customer vs customer or customer vs worker, specially McDonald's, imagine going to have a nice meal but you get a mcdouble beatdown

The chick on the first video has a better chin than some ufc male fighters...

 

[Patrick S.]

Basically to every non-american making a thread like this. Stop worrying about us, we don't care one bit about you because you've done nothing worth caring about.

The award for shitpost of the day goes to you, ma'am.

 

[Woo-Fu]

LOL, apart from colonizing the entire place?

I spend as much time thinking about the countries that colonized America as I do about the sperm that fertilized the egg I grew from. Arguably the sperm was more important.

 

[notseqi]

Basically to every non-american making a thread like this. Stop worrying about us, we don't care one bit about you because you've done nothing worth caring about.

 

[Ionian]

I spend as much time thinking about the countries that colonized America as I do about the sperm that fertilized the egg I grew from. Arguably the sperm was more important.

That is the point.

Was replying to a dumb Euro vs. USA comment.

Now let me just eat my fast food please in peace.

 

[Patrick S.]

I spend as much time thinking about the countries that colonized America as I do about the sperm that fertilized the egg I grew from. Arguably the sperm was more important.

Is this the NeoGAF Asshole Community thread? I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere.

 

[jts]

America probably has more fast food places than any other place.

Add to that as many people as in a whole continent.

Everyone recording shit with their phone.

Boom.

It’s also a bit cultural of course, but in other places like Europe you’ll also find people fighting about dumb stuff like sports etc.

Populations are stupid at large, anywhere. It’s just that america is under a spotlight and there’s millions of them.