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etiolate · Sep 4, 2005

GAf is exceptionally horny lately. We normally have a titty thread, but normally one at a time. There's like three that spawn a day, a cloudwalking love thread, girl advice threads all over and a general desperation for the vagina.

Is it school starting? The long heat of summer finally getting to everyone? Over a century of combined years of untouched mancrotch? What, oh what is the reason? I blame Charlotte Church.

GhaleonEB · Sep 4, 2005

Perhaps the average age of the GAF is trending down, closer to puberty when the hormones start pumping.

I've noticed this trend also, and it's annoying.

ToxicAdam · Sep 4, 2005

I totally agree.

By the way .. is Sheryl Crow the hottest 40+ year old EVER?

LM4sure · Sep 4, 2005

most people on here don't get laid on a regular basis? just a thought

Beer Monkey · Sep 4, 2005

GAF so horny! GAF love you long time!

Red Scarlet · Sep 4, 2005

Seems about the same to me (aka uberhigh)..

Guzim · Sep 4, 2005

I blame this thread:

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=61132

ToxicAdam · Sep 4, 2005

Guzim said:
I blame this thread:

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=61132

LMAO.

The answer to every question.

DMczaf · Sep 4, 2005

Why is GAF so horny?

etiolate · Sep 4, 2005

Keep your homo-wrestling fantasies out of here!

DMczaf · Sep 4, 2005

etiolate said:
Keep your homo-wrestling fantasies out of here!

"Why dont you love me?"

Grizzlyjin · Sep 4, 2005

LM4sure said:
most people on here don't get laid on a regular basis? just a thought

I knew the truth would hurt...but damn.

Polari · Sep 4, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
Perhaps the average age of the GAF is trending down, closer to puberty when the hormones start pumping.

I've noticed this trend also, and it's annoying.

I don't think that's entirely fair. After all, Diablos started the cloudwalking thread, and isn't he like 26? :lol

etiolate · Sep 4, 2005

Holy shit, Sheryl Crow and Shawn Michaels have the same hair.

GhaleonEB · Sep 4, 2005

DirtyHarry said:
I don't think that's entirely fair. After all, Diablos started the cloudwalking thread, and isn't he like 26? :lol

My mom referred to boys like that as "late bloomers".

J2 Cool · Sep 4, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
Perhaps the average age of the GAF is trending down, closer to puberty when the hormones start pumping.

I've noticed this trend also, and it's annoying.

Hilarious when your avatar is this

Zeo · Sep 4, 2005

God dammit, I knew there was a reason I went out of my way not to click that thread.

Pimpwerx · Sep 4, 2005

Same as always. More men than women here. And when men get together, all we can discuss between breaths of oxygen is titties and cooter. And yes, I was staring at your ass as when you left. :lol PEACE.

GhaleonEB · Sep 4, 2005

J2 Cool said:
Hilarious when your avatar is this

Those are methaphorical humping green bananas. Duh.

And I'm 28, married for six years and have two kids. ;P

Red Scarlet · Sep 4, 2005

Pimpwerx said:
And yes, I was staring at your ass as when you left. :lol PEACE.

asshole

DMczaf · Sep 4, 2005

Red Scarlet said:
asshole

Triumph · Sep 4, 2005

Red Scarlet said:
asshole

It's not our fault, we're just built that way. Here's a protip- if someone sez otherwise, they're trying to get in yer pants.

J2 Cool · Sep 4, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
Those are methaphorical humping green bananas. Duh.

And I'm 28, married for six years and have two kids. ;P

"If that's metaphorical than what am I?"

Raoul Duke said:
It's not our fault, we're just built that way. Here's a protip- if someone sez otherwise, they're trying to get in yer pants.

Or if they say "I promise I'll never die.", applies there too.

GhaleonEB · Sep 4, 2005

J2 Cool said:
"If that's metaphorical than what am I?"

Beats the hell out of me. Who is he?

Macam · Sep 4, 2005

ToxicAdam said:
By the way .. is Sheryl Crow the hottest 40+ year old EVER?

No.

J2 Cool · Sep 4, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
Beats the hell out of me. Who is he?

GhaleonEB · Sep 4, 2005

J2 Cool said:

K, you win. I was never into that particular stuff and won't be - but it just validates my original post that you guys keep posting those....

Red Scarlet · Sep 4, 2005

DMczaf said:

:lol

Yeah, I'm all too familiar with that, Raoul.

Ghaleon: he's Shawn Michaels, a wrestler guy, that at times puts his penis on the championship belt (just read that thread after the BttF link). :lol

Companion Cube · Sep 4, 2005

It's because of Muepe's avatar. It's getting everyone all riled up.

testicles

J2 Cool · Sep 4, 2005

Shinoobi said:
It's because of Muepe's avatar. It's getting everyone all riled up.

I think he's on to something.

Companion Cube · Sep 4, 2005

J2 Cool said:
I think he's on to something.

You forgot

Shinoobi said:
testicles

J2 Cool · Sep 4, 2005

And I meant to you bastard! :'(

duderon · Sep 4, 2005

Macam said:
No.

Second.

GaimeGuy · Sep 4, 2005

Nice to see that HBK has almost taken over this thread. :lol

etiolate · Sep 4, 2005

If this thread is the answer to my question, the answer is 'scorned heteros turn towards lustre of sweaty wrestlers'.

ZombieSupaStar · Sep 4, 2005

GaimeGuy said:
Nice to see that HBK has almost taken over this thread. :lol

Scrow · Sep 4, 2005

Macam said:
No.

*sigh*
i should go see brothers grimm just to see her in it

robochimp · Sep 4, 2005

I blame this

Guzim · Sep 4, 2005

Shawn wants the boobies!

Ruzbeh · Sep 4, 2005

etiolate said:
Is it school starting? The long heat of summer finally getting to everyone? Over a century of combined years of untouched mancrotch? What, oh what is the reason?

The hormones.

Back to school, dumbass!

whytemyke · Sep 4, 2005

...yeah, speaking for myself, it's mainly just cuz I haven't gotten laid in awhile. I don't miss the work put into getting laid, but I miss the reward greatly.

dem · Sep 4, 2005

ToxicAdam said:
By the way .. is Sheryl Crow the hottest 40+ year old EVER?

Heather Locklear defies all logic. I'm fairly certain shes made a pact with the devil.

Pimpbaa · Sep 4, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
My mom referred to boys like that as "late bloomers".

So your balls are just supposed to rot and fall off when you get older? Just because you have a diminished sex drive, doesn't mean everyone else does too. I'm nearing 30 and i'm still a perv. Perv 4 lyfe!

nitewulf · Sep 4, 2005

Raoul Duke said:
It's not our fault, we're just built that way. Here's a protip- if someone sez otherwise, they're trying to get in yer pants.

yeah pretty much.

there is sneaky, then there is brutal honesty. what do you preffer red?

Pimpwerx · Sep 4, 2005

Red Scarlet said:
asshole

I can change, baby! I can change.

PEACE.

Mupepe · Sep 4, 2005

I've always been extremely horny

Ask my wife or check the shocking confessions thread. but whatever you do, don't blame tits you bastard

Ninja Scooter · Sep 4, 2005

Heather Locklear looks like somebody threw a botox grenade at her face.

Ruzbeh · Sep 4, 2005

Ninja Scooter said:
Heather Locklear looks like somebody threw a botox grenade at her face.

:lol :lol :lol

Lathentar · Sep 4, 2005

Over 40 HAS to go to Diane Lane

Pimpbaa · Sep 4, 2005

Macam said:
No.

Usually I like girls in the 20 something range, but daaaamn I would so tap that ass.

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