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Why is toilet paper so big?
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Spaceman292
Banned
You need some blank space to hold with your hands. Also you can fold it. Do you have any idea how many germs can travel through a single layer of toilet paper? Literally shittonnes.
belmarduk
Member
That and there are so many obese people.
INC
Member
Women pompom loo roll, the shape wouldn't make any difference, they'd still do this
Plus from industrial PoV Square to roll is an easy manufacturing process
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Grab a sheet of printer paper and go wild my man. Report back with your findings.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
So you've never had a messy shit?
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
... square sheets? Is it an American thing?
You’d think enough Americans have wiped their butt with poison ivy, it’s clear that nature put that plant in your continent to give you a clue to use bidets. But no. Make bigger teepee instead.
You’d think enough Americans have wiped their butt with poison ivy, it’s clear that nature put that plant in your continent to give you a clue to use bidets. But no. Make bigger teepee instead.
ArtemisClydeFrog
Banned
We may have a lot of fats in our country but that bidet shit is gross. No, wiping your butt crack and hole with just toilet paper won't clean everything off. Neither will a bidet. Getting your asshole/nutsack/cheeks all wet from the water spray, and then those droplets of shit-filled particles floats throughout your bathroom and into your mouth. Very unsanitary. And you're still using toilet paper to wipe it dry, unless of course you like walking around with swamp ass.
Cravis
Member
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JeremyEtcetera
Unconfirmed Member
DeceptiveAlarm
Gold Member
Pompom loo roll? I read it many times and I think I know what you mean but I have no idea what a pompom loo is.
INC
Member
Pompom loo roll? I read it many times and I think I know what you mean but I have no idea what a pompom loo is.
They wrap it round their hand, a loo roll pompom
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The Pleasure
Member
I thought it was because that one ply needs so many revolutions to get an adequate coverage without getting a shatty hand.
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
There’s small tp
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Shit thread alert.
NecrosaroIII
Ultimate DQ Fan
Get a bidet
Mistershine.
Banned
Who doesn't? The warm, fecal enriched moisture trickling down your crack, collecting on your biffin bridge? Delicious.
Majima Everywhere System
Member
For you
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DeceptiveAlarm
Gold Member
Oh, haha you call toilet paper "a loo roll" I get it. Woosh right over my head.
They wrap it round their hand, a loo roll pompom
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
I have contemplated many problems and disasters over my lifetime, but never have I once contemplated whether or not toilet paper was bigger than it should be.
Maybe you should step outside op.
Maybe you should step outside op.
Taxexemption
Member
If you ever have diarrhea you will understand. Or maybe your butt is extra small. Do you have that Hank Hill condition where you need a special seat cushion or you will have back pain?
epicnemesis
Member
OP clearly doesn’t have a hairy cleftal horizon. I need every spec of that sheet
West Texas CEO
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NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
I wipe my ass in my god-sent bidet with a rubber glove and soap, fren. Then, having used soap to thoroughly cancel any trace of feces, I dry my squeaky-clean a-hole with a dedicated towel. I only use TP when I’m forced to take a dump away from home. A single roll of TP lasts me ages. I basically only use TP to clean pee droplets from the toilet’s rim, or to blow my nose in an emergency.
And I know I’m not the only one. While Americans were busy sacking the TP section of supermarkets back in March 2020, people in Europe were buying food.
Hair and beard are barely more hygienic than an asshole at the end of a long, sweaty day, but I’ve never heard anyone suggest to just wipe your hair with paper and call it a day.
ArtemisClydeFrog
Banned
Sounds like too much work for us Mericans. Hopefully your girl is eating out that sparkly clean booty!
Civilized countries have Bidets
One does not exclude the other.
Yet, if you feel a bidet is necessary you might benefit from looking into fiber.
I don't wipe my body down with a dry cloth after exercising and call it a day.
How exactly do you go about it when you take a dump? I might wanna see a doctor about that.
triplestation
Member
if you tear it at two or more sheets it can become rectangle
remember
a square cant be a rectangle
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cormack12
Gold Member
I remember I had an old manager about 15 years ago. I was probably just getting to mid career. Anyway, the boss hadn't turned in so everyone was phoning round. Eventually someone got hold of him and turned out he was at the station and would be in soon.
About 11am he turned up with his shirt open, and a cheap supermarket carrier bag. Someone asked if he was late because he'd been shopping. He told us he'd gone the toilet in the station and there was no toilet paper, so he had to wipe his ass on his tie. Then he had to put his tie in the bag he brought his lunch in to take it home and wash. And ate his lunch on the train on the way in.
About 11am he turned up with his shirt open, and a cheap supermarket carrier bag. Someone asked if he was late because he'd been shopping. He told us he'd gone the toilet in the station and there was no toilet paper, so he had to wipe his ass on his tie. Then he had to put his tie in the bag he brought his lunch in to take it home and wash. And ate his lunch on the train on the way in.
FunkMiller
Member
Toilet paper?
Fucking savages.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B071LPLXQS/
If you had shit on your face, would you just wipe it off with a dry bit of paper?
Fucking savages.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B071LPLXQS/
If you had shit on your face, would you just wipe it off with a dry bit of paper?
mansoor1980
Gold Member
a bidet needs a haptic trigger so one can control water pressure , similar to the dual sense
Liljagare
Member
Bidets are awesome, they also give rise to fewer fistulas and boils. 
Rubbing that poop all over with a wood fibre based product can lead to stuff happening. Rinse, then clean, dry, good to go!
Besides, many studies show that it is the flushing of a toilet is what spreads the fecal matter all over your house, not the process of taking the dump, or cleaning your butt.
Though, one downside could be, you do use even more water.
Rubbing that poop all over with a wood fibre based product can lead to stuff happening. Rinse, then clean, dry, good to go!Besides, many studies show that it is the flushing of a toilet is what spreads the fecal matter all over your house, not the process of taking the dump, or cleaning your butt.
Though, one downside could be, you do use even more water.
JimmyRustler
Member
Try this OP. Wiping ass with on leaflet.
*Nightwing
Banned
Why is it so big? Shitty thumbs, that’s why