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Why is toilet paper so big?

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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Leyasu

Banned
The more important question is how can some people use toilet paper with less than 4 ply without feeling like a filthy animal...

I know people who use 2-ply stuff, i un-friended them on FB.
4ply is the only way.

Otherwise it is the double the pieces per wipe to compensate.
 

Zeroing

Banned
Why are people complaining? on Ancient Rome they used a stick with a sponge on the end…. And bathrooms were public with lots of people there, imagine your friend trying to prank you 😯

Britons used shells… ouch.

Things I’ve learned in History…. So many traumas
 

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Why are people complaining? on Ancient Rome they used a stick with a sponge on the end…. And bathrooms were public with lots of people there, imagine your friend trying to prank you 😯

Britons used shells… ouch.

Things I’ve learned in History…. So many traumas
Aye, I've personally used pine cones to wipe my ass before..

That was a rough week in the woods. :messenger_neutral:
 

nkarafo

Member
Toilet paper is the most worthless invention. It simply doesn't work. It's dry (so it doesn't really clean anything by itself) and incredibly fragile (so you can't moisture it with some water because it will break).

Wet kitchen paper towel is better. Wet wipes (my preference) are better. Just plain water is better. You can't even use toilet paper to dry your ass after you washed it because the paper is so fragile, it fucking disintegrates.

You people who only use dry toilet paper and call it a day disgust me.
 
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John2290

Member
Covid forced me to try flushable wet wipes and I'll never be able to go back. TP's only use now is to put a square down before I drop one to avoid slash back.
 
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