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Why Twilight Princess will save the Gamecube

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Grrr, dammit ma, why'd you have to wash my clothes so much? Now they're all faded! Don't go near my fursuit!



GANON IS TERRORIZING THE LAND WITH BLEACH. They totally stole the story from Cubivore. WILL LINK VENTURE OFF TO RETURN COLOR TO THE LAND?



Judging from this picture I expect a fully developed world with much to explore. ...on horseback.



The textures, oh god the textures.



I'M FILLED WITH GENERIC RAGE!!!!!!!11



Gotta use the girdle to give your cow the impression that you aren't fat so it'll have sex with you.



Was Toaru Village built on love canal? There seems to be a high rate of genetic damage among all the villagers. Look at those foreheads. Jimmy Carter should declare it a disaster area.



Maybe this guy fathered all of those children. Nintendo does face a lot of frivolous lawsuits from people who don't know any better, perhaps this is so they don't get a class action suit from the population that has trisomy 21? They're certainly underrepresented in videogames today.
 
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At least it's a game that we know about, he could have made a thread about some stupid Tomato Adventure salad shooter game that maybe 2 people know about.
 
"In the same way?"

Sure. If Twilight Princess is canned and we return to glorious Wind Waker graphics, mods, go ahead and ban me.
 
rod said:
i wouldnt say WORST, but it comes oh so close
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I dunno, all the other crappy threads this week have ended up being pretty entertaining for one reason or another. This one is stupid, annoying AND boring. I think it gets my vote as well.
 
Whoever led you to believe that you were funny should be shot and hung by the testicles.

See, this is exactly why I feel that the :lol icon should be used with restraint and discrimination. People get the wrong impression and then do things like this.
 
Socreges said:
Whoever led you to believe that you were funny should be shot and hung by the testicles.

See, this is exactly why I feel that the :lol icon should be used with restraint and discrimination. People get the wrong impression and then do things like this.
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Monster. You say this like the post is not serious. ZELDA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ME. It turns out I am a fan of videogames, see? They're an important part of my life, right? Do you have ANY IDEA what it feels like to have one of your favorite series destroyed by mongoloids who want a "mature Zelda game with guns and stealth and bullet time and realism"?

Go fall off a cliff.
 
mdm said:
Monster. You say this like the post is not serious. ZELDA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ME. It turns out I am a fan of videogames, see? They're an important part of my life, right?
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If it's such serious business, then provide something less flippant. Don't try to be funny (because remember, you are not) and explain to us why this is such a terrible direction for the series.

mdm said:
Do you have ANY IDEA what it feels like to have one of your favorite series destroyed by mongoloids who want a "mature Zelda game with guns and stealth and bullet time and realism"?
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No. Tell me about it. That sounds fascinating.
 
mdm said:
Do you have ANY IDEA what it feels like to have one of your favorite series destroyed by mongoloids who want a "mature Zelda game with guns and stealth and bullet time and realism"?
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plz show me one person who ever said they wanted that thx <3
 
I don't think anyone is disagreeing that it looks like crap, but you don't have to be a poofter about it.

Sheesh. Go play Tomato Adventure or something. Crybaby.
 
Hey demi. You'll get a kick out of this.

I'm trying to decide what to play next and my choices are...

...Advent Rising and Psychonauts. For serious.

They are both sitting on my shelf waiting to be played.

which one will I pick
 
mdm said:
Monster. You say this like the post is not serious. ZELDA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ME. It turns out I am a fan of videogames, see? They're an important part of my life, right? Do you have ANY IDEA what it feels like to have one of your favorite series destroyed by mongoloids who want a "mature Zelda game with guns and stealth and bullet time and realism"?
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demi said:
You don't play Psychonauts.


You endure it.
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Demi, you have a minor typo there.

en·dure P Pronunciation Key (n-dr, -dyr)

To carry on through, despite hardships; undergo: endure an Arctic winter.
To bear with tolerance: &#8220;We seek the truth, and will endure the consequences&#8221; (Charles Seymour). See Synonyms at bear.

The word you were looking for is "become."
 
That's what I was about to say, would you give me a second?

As I was saying...



You don't play Advent Rising.

You become it.
 
Don't even talk to me, lol, don't want to embarrass you again.

I can't believe the fiasco that you started over the ChocoJournal :lol
 
Zeo said:
plz show me one person who ever said they wanted that thx <3
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H-Y-P-E-R-B-O-L-E. Realism and mature suck as much as the other things mentioned, and people clamored for it, and won. I don't give a shit if you feel emasculated, Wind Waker was beautiful and this looks like shit. There was absolutely no reason to depart from the Wind Waker style graphics, and it really was a change for the worse. After all, it's hard to make fur Wind Waker style.

That's right, Link is a furry in Twilight Princess. I don't condone furryism... do you?

PS: If you think this post is trying to be funny, it is as serious as the first post.
 
I actually don't like the look of the game either, and think Wind Waker looked and animated better - AND I thought it felt closer to LttP which happens to be my favourite Zelda to this day.

The new game is still going to be awesome though. It'll be the Gamecube's best game in all likelyhood. If it gets the recognition it deserves it will save Gamecube.
 
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