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[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Oh my.. this could be fun.

If anything, the slide show got me thinking about Nintendo's real E3 presentation. Hopefully they'll confirm a Tuesday conference soon.

There should be no presentation, just tons of game footage and then Iwata bowing at the end and saying "Thank You".

 

[shadyspace]

Nope, but I do believe they have considered it, even if it was just to shoot down asinine questions of shareholders.

Yes, they considered putting all of their beloved touch-screen only IPs on the iPhone.

 

[I Stalk Alone]

Do you believe for a second that Nintendo would actually publish demo's of their ips on the iPhone? Really?

An app on android and apple is basically free advertising. Most people Nintendo will target will have smartphones anyway, so that will make the advertising have greater reach. Maybe people can log in to Nintendo Network to buy games for their 3ds and wii u and view NON PLAYABLE demos on their phones. Exactly like STEAM for android and iOS

 

[methodman]

dude bout to be permbanned, better show where he got that pdf from

 

[Disorientator]

I wouldn't do something this stupid in a million years.

I don't know who made it but it's there.

 

[cyberheater]

dude bout to be permbanned, better show where he got that pdf from

Indeed. Fess up time.

 

[cyberheater]

I wouldn't do something this stupid in a million years.

I don't know who made it but it's there.

Right. Someone needs to start a new thread for new news.

 

[Blearth]

Too many typos and oddly structured sentences to be real.

 

[shadyspace]

Right. Someone needs to start a new thread for new news.

What is wrong with you?

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Right. Someone needs to start a new thread for new news.

What new news???

 

[guek]

Too many typos and oddly structured sentences to be real.

Yeah, it's very obviously fake, I'm just curious where it came from if the poster didn't create it themself.

 

[jump_button]

Right. Someone needs to start a new thread for new news.

 

[methodman]

Too many typos and oddly structured sentences to be real.

buster posey is the man. <3


Original link:
http://1001jeuxvideo.free.fr/pdf/ninstrat.pdf

do not make a thread about this, lol

 

[snesfreak]

Might as well start a rumor that the Wii U can output to 4 4k TVs at once, it'd be about as believable.

 

[guek]

http://i.imgur.com/5buD1.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

But why would a train run on electricity burst into flames? :-P

 

[Antioch]

Someone make a thread so we can laugh at any outlets that pick up on it.

 

[Disorientator]

Yeah, it's very obviously fake, I'm just curious where it came from if the poster didn't create it themself.

Isn't jeuxvideo.com that French gaming site?

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Someone make a thread so we can laugh at any outlets that pick up on it.

IT'S

A

 

[I Stalk Alone]

i googled ninstrat.pdf and it came up. save it in google docs using quickview

 

[Linkhero1]

IT'S

A

Rap
Map
Tap
Crap


I don't know what can it be?

 

[Fjolle]

Isn't jeuxvideo.com that French gaming site?

Yes.

Spoiler

but jeuxvideo1001.free.fr isn't... But lets not tell the gaming sites that...

 

[Antioch]

Isn't jeuxvideo.com that French gaming site?

Do you mean 01.net?

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Rap
Map
Tap
Crap


I don't know what can it be?

It was Bumpmap but I'll also take Donkey Kong Rap so well done, dude!!!!!

 

[Deguello]

Really the best thing Nintendo can do to combat a stubborn developer like Beamdog is to make the Wii U such a smashing success that they look like childish dicks and ignorant fools for ignoring a popular platform that has already fixed 2 of the problems they had with the Wii.

It's not like NO developers have had success with WiiWare, at least in its infancy. The eShop is already getting a lot of love and high praise from indie devs, especially Nicalis and Renegade Kid.

Also, if they keep up the "I feel I have been wronged, therefore I will burn a bridge" attitude, they are going to find the industry to be a lonely place soon, as its not like even Apple is 100% perfect about their online store either.

 

[Fjolle]

Actually it's this guy that made it: https://twitter.com/#!/LordSinclair3DS

Twats from 1st of february says that it's a fake.

 

[Disorientator]

Do you mean 01.net?

Nevermind.

The URL tricked me for a moment.

 

[guek]

Actually it's this guy that made it: https://twitter.com/#!/LordSinclair3DS

Twats from 1st of february says that it's a fake.

Mystery solved. Everything wrapped up nicely. Earlier than usual.

 

[Disorientator]

Actually it's this guy that made it: https://twitter.com/#!/LordSinclair3DS

Twats from 1st of february says that it's a fake.

False alarm then.

(can't read french - where does it say that?)

 

[Linkhero1]

It was Bumpmap but I'll also take Donkey Kong Rap so well done, dude!!!!!

Yeah! I knew I was close. What do I win?

Actually it's this guy that made it: https://twitter.com/#!/LordSinclair3DS

Twats from 1st of february says that it's a fake.

Nice find!

 

[Fjolle]

False alarm then.

(can't read french - where does it say that?)

For example:

LordSinclair3DS &#8207; @LordSinclair3DS Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Oui c'est un gros fake mon truc sur le futur de #Nintendo ! Mais c'est ce que j'aurais dit si j'étais Iwata ! @JulienChieze


Yes. It's a great fake by me about the future of Nintendo. But it's what I would do if i was Iwata.

 

[lednerg]

Actually it's this guy that made it: https://twitter.com/#!/LordSinclair3DS

Twats from 1st of february says that it's a fake.

*giggle*

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Yeah! I knew I was close. What do I win?

This:

on a Tshirt

 

[Disorientator]

For example:

LordSinclair3DS &#8207; @LordSinclair3DS Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Oui c'est un gros fake mon truc sur le futur de #Nintendo ! Mais c'est ce que j'aurais dit si j'étais Iwata ! @JulienChieze


Yes. It's a great fake by me about the future of Nintendo. But it's what I would do if i was Iwata.

Ah...there it is.

Cheers brother/sorry guys.

 

[Linkhero1]

This:

on a Tshirt

Hell Yes! Always wanted one of those.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

For example:

LordSinclair3DS &#8207; @LordSinclair3DS Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Oui c'est un gros fake mon truc sur le futur de #Nintendo ! Mais c'est ce que j'aurais dit si j'étais Iwata ! @JulienChieze


Yes. It's a great fake by me about the future of Nintendo. But it's what I would do if i was Iwata.

He said it was "great".

I call bullshit and now think it's real because he's lying about it.

 

[AzaK]

This whole certification and ease of getting in thing is where Apple are miles ahead of the others. It takes about a week for cert and while I do think they could be more thorough as sometimes bad shit slips through, they definitely make it easier for devs. This is why they have been so successful.

I think Nintendo needs to do something like XBLA or the App store but I don't know how it should be done and maintain value. Nintendo's strict control allows them to control the flow And perception of titles. My understanding is that devs can set the price on the eshop and some devs have their games pretty cheap (NZ$3.75 is the lowest I've seen) which is a start.

Of course I say all this because I want to be a Wii U dev but can't afford it and don't have my own secure office premises as I work from home.

 

[Gahiggidy]

Might as well start a rumor that the Wii U can output to 4 4k TVs at once, it'd be about as believable.

Well, if its the same view across 4 sets...

 

[Deguello]

One of Apple's problems is the main reason why Nintendo will probably never support it. Apple's certification people seem to have no problem letting stolen IP, blatant ripoffs, and outright horrible games on it. Also they have quite the shovelware perception.

One thing I wonder about Apple is if they allow those apps that have blatantly copied IP to actually keep what money they make before pulling the game off the store. Imagine having your game just copied, your IP stolen, and Apple just allowing the thief to get away.

 

[jump_button]

This whole certification and ease of getting in thing is where Apple are miles ahead of the others. It takes about a week for cert and while I do think they could be more thorough as sometimes bad shit slips through, they definitely make it easier for devs. This is why they have been so successful.

I think Nintendo needs to do something like XBLA or the App store but I don't know how it should be done and maintain value. Nintendo's strict control allows them to control the flow And perception of titles. My understanding is that devs can set the price on the eshop and some devs have their games pretty cheap (NZ$3.75 is the lowest I've seen) which is a start.

Of course I say all this because I want to be a Wii U dev but can't afford it and don't have my own secure office premises as I work from home.

they may relax it later on they just don't want kits getting out yet, Ill love nothing more then to have my own game on Wii U they alot of shit on Apple

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

False alarm then.

(can't read french - where does it say that?)

 

[cyberheater]

So no new news then

 

[HylianTom]

Really the best thing Nintendo can do to combat a stubborn developer like Beamdog is to make the Wii U such a smashing success that they look like childish dicks and ignorant fools for ignoring a popular platform that has already fixed 2 of the problems they had with the Wii.

It's not like NO developers have had success with WiiWare, at least in its infancy. The eShop is already getting a lot of love and high praise from indie devs, especially Nicalis and Renegade Kid.

Also, if they keep up the "I feel I have been wronged, therefore I will burn a bridge" attitude, they are going to find the industry to be a lonely place soon, as its not like even Apple is 100% perfect about their online store either.

Oh but yes. The desire to hop onto a gravy train should outweigh any slight from the past, perceived or real. Especially in this economic climate.

Kinda reminds me of a saying: "The best revenge is living well."

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

Of course it's fake!
A Nintendo PDF leak, I don't think that have this happened before especially that they are a small company and this makes the Ninjas' job much easier.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Not that it's the right or wise thing to do but are any of you guys going to buy third party games from big names just to send a message that there is an audience and home for them on a Nintendo platform???

I don't mean games you have no interest in but moreso ones that look somewhat appealing to you but push you over the top because you want third partys to do well and have a snowball effect??

 

[Deguello]

Oh but yes. The desire to hop onto a gravy train should outweigh any slight from the past, perceived or real. Especially in this economic climate.

Kinda reminds me of a saying: "The best revenge is living well."

That exact phrase was running through my head as I typed my post.

 

[HylianTom]

I've done it in the past, but only for games that I wanted anyway. For me, it was usually the difference between waiting for a price drop or paying full price.

This time around, I might be a bit more judicious. If it's a genre that I truly love, I'd be more inclined to "vote with my wallet." And if it's a title that I'm absolutely crazy about, on the level of Beyond Good & Evil or RE4: Wii Edition, I'll not only buy myself a copy - the nieces and nephews will get copies, too.

That exact phrase was running through my head as I typed it.

Good words to live by. Great minds..

 

[snesfreak]

Not that it's the right or wise thing to do but are any of you guys going to buy third party games from big names just to send a message that there is an audience and home for them on a Nintendo platform???

I don't mean games you have no interest in but moreso ones that look somewhat appealing to you but push you over the top because you want third partys to do well and have a snowball effect??

I'll buy games that interest me, first or third party.

Spoiler

I own three copies of Xenoblade.

 

[axisofweevils]

Not that it's the right or wise thing to do but are any of you guys going to buy third party games from big names just to send a message that there is an audience and home for them on a Nintendo platform???

I don't mean games you have no interest in but moreso ones that look somewhat appealing to you but push you over the top because you want third partys to do well and have a snowball effect??

I'll do what I've done with my other Nintendo consoles.
I'll buy third party games as long as they are good.

I've been happy to buy quality games like GTA: Chinatown Wars on the DS, Zack and Wiki on the Wii, and Resident Evil: Revelations on the 3DS.

I don't want to buy shovelware though, as that will send out the wrong message.

 

[AzaK]

Not that it's the right or wise thing to do but are any of you guys going to buy third party games from big names just to send a message that there is an audience and home for them on a Nintendo platform???

I don't mean games you have no interest in but moreso ones that look somewhat appealing to you but push you over the top because you want third partys to do well and have a snowball effect??

I'll buy games that I want to play be they first or third party. It's all about the money because I can't afford everything. If Zelda comes I'll get it. If Metroid comes I'll get it but after those first party there's a lot of third parties I'd get. If Skyrim and GTAV were on Wii U I'd get em. Darksiders looks interesting so maybe that. Mass Effect, same. Next gen I'll probably play more games but I'll wait for price drops on a number of third parties. I just can't afford regular full price purchases, probably only a handful each year.

However I won't spend money of that sort just to support third parties when I'm not really interested already.

 

[NinjaTehFish]

Not that it's the right or wise thing to do but are any of you guys going to buy third party games from big names just to send a message that there is an audience and home for them on a Nintendo platform???

I don't mean games you have no interest in but moreso ones that look somewhat appealing to you but push you over the top because you want third partys to do well and have a snowball effect??

I buy what take's my my interest, regardless of developer/hype and "reviews"