Wii U Speculation thread IV: Photoshop rumors and image memes

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That's my fear. I tend to play in marathon sessions.. 10, 12, 16 hours at a time.

Maybe it can feast on the darkness.



As Nintendo doesn't seem to have a Wii release after June (apart from Beat the Beat), I think the original August/September rumbles sound reasonable, even if they aren't true anymore.

That's been Nintendo's habit lately, though. Announce releases shortly before release. Granted, I'm not particularly optimistic that this means there'll be a Nintendo-published Wii game coming out in July-October.



Back from work, hey guys any new news?

Don't know when you last looked, so I'll guess:


#5481, hiphop gamer interview Re: Darksiders II, wherein dev claims (~8:00) that 'Wii U is next gen hardware'

#5712, emulation-related patent

#5723, picture from aforementioned patent

#6200, Paul Gale on upcoming Wii U/3DS "crowd pleaser"

#6204, JinXing Digital S7100 android tablet, rips off Wii U DRC form factor, Playstation dpad-style, somehow emulates N64 without having enough buttons

#6208, A source suggesting console release several weeks earlier than November 28

#6217, Interview with Skylanders producer, is vaguely open to Wii U development

#6282, Wii U likely to have dedicated YouTube app

#6320, Wii U mock-up website discovered
 
Sounds as if you know it's coming in Q2 to Japan? :D
Honestly, I wish I knew. I'm just a random poster with no insider info. But I could've sworn I read that Nintendo opted for a Q2 release in Japan. Maybe it was mentioned in one of their financial reports?
 
When speaking about megatons at E3 this year, here is the order of magnitude for 'em, with a few (some silly) suggestions by me what they could represent. Feel free to add as many as you like.

Positive/major tons

yottaton - Nintendo buys Microsoft
zettaton - Nintendo buys Apple
exaton - Apple buys Nintendo
petaton - Apple/Nintendo partnership, Mac OS X for Wii U
teraton - Nintendo buys the Halo franchise and 343 Industries
gigaton - Shenmue III exclusive for Wii U
megaton - The Legend of Zelda for Wii U, by Retro Studios
kiloton - Wii Sports U included with Wii U
hectoton - Borderlands 2 timed exclusive
decaton - Spotify integration on Wii U​

Negative tons

deciton - Wii Fit U and Wii Fit U as only launch titles
centiton - Only Wii Fit U, Wii Sports U and Super Mario for Wii U shown for first party titles
milliton - No Call of Duty for Wii U, no Activision support
microton - Ubisoft redying a lineup of Imagine and Petz titles for Wii U
nanoton - Wii U cannot run Unreal Engine 4
picoton - Wii U won't support 1080p, only 720p
femtoton - Only SD card support for storage, no hard drive support
attoton - Wii U won't be backwards compatible with Wii games, though with Wii controllers
zeptoton - Wii U won't play second hand games, each game comes with serial key
yoctoton - Retro Studios are sold to Microsoft, becomes a part of Rare​
 
I missed the YouTube app news. That's awesome!

I hope that we can adjust the resolution to make load times faster for slower net connections.
 
Rösti;37068601 said:
When speaking about megatons at E3 this year, here is the order of magnitude for 'em, with a few (some silly) suggestions by me what they could represent. Feel free to add as many as you like.

Positive/major tons

yottaton - Nintendo buys Microsoft
zettaton - Nintendo buys Apple
exaton - Apple buys Nintendo
petaton - Apple/Nintendo partnership, Mac OS X for Wii U
teraton - Nintendo buys the Halo franchise and 343 Industries
gigaton - Shenmue III exclusive for Wii U
megaton - The Legend of Zelda for Wii U, by Retro Studios
kiloton - Wii Sports U included with Wii U
hectoton - Borderlands 2 timed exclusive
decaton - Spotify integration on Wii U​

Negative tons

deciton - Wii Fit U and Wii Fit U as only launch titles
centiton - Only Wii Fit U, Wii Fit U and Super Mario for Wii U shown for first party titles
milliton - No Call of Duty for Wii U, no Activision support
microton - Ubisoft redying a lineup of Imagine and Petz titles for Wii U
nanoton - Wii U cannot run Unreal Engine 4
picoton - Wii U won't support 1080p, only 720p
femtoton - Only SD card support for storage, no hard drive support
attoton - Wii U won't be backwards compatible with Wii games, though with Wii controllers
zeptoton - Wii U won't play second hand games, each game comes with serial key
yoctoton - Retro Studios are sold to Microsoft, becomes a part of Rare​

Apple buying Nintendo is somewhat in a grey area.. hm..

Otherwise, I like your measurements, hehe..
 
Honestly, I wish I knew. I'm just a random poster with no insider info. But I could've sworn I read that Nintendo opted for a Q2 release in Japan. Maybe it was mentioned in one of their financial reports?

I don't think so.
 
Rösti;37068601 said:
When speaking about megatons at E3 this year, here is the order of magnitude for 'em, with a few (some silly) suggestions by me what they could represent. Feel free to add as many as you like.

Positive/major tons

yottaton - Nintendo buys Microsoft
zettaton - Nintendo buys Apple
exaton - Apple buys Nintendo
petaton - Apple/Nintendo partnership, Mac OS X for Wii U
teraton - Nintendo buys the Halo franchise and 343 Industries
gigaton - Shenmue III exclusive for Wii U
megaton - The Legend of Zelda for Wii U, by Retro Studios
kiloton - Wii Sports U included with Wii U
hectoton - Borderlands 2 timed exclusive
decaton - Spotify integration on Wii U​

Negative tons

deciton - Wii Fit U and Wii Fit U as only launch titles
centiton - Only Wii Fit U, Wii Fit U and Super Mario for Wii U shown for first party titles
milliton - No Call of Duty for Wii U, no Activision support
microton - Ubisoft redying a lineup of Imagine and Petz titles for Wii U
nanoton - Wii U cannot run Unreal Engine 4
picoton - Wii U won't support 1080p, only 720p
femtoton - Only SD card support for storage, no hard drive support
attoton - Wii U won't be backwards compatible with Wii games, though with Wii controllers
zeptoton - Wii U won't play second hand games, each game comes with serial key
yoctoton - Retro Studios are sold to Microsoft, becomes a part of Rare​

Well if sony continues this way they, Nintendo could buy out the whole of Sony using there cash reserves. Considering sony burned out half there cash in a few mere years.

Nintendo Branded TV's lol?
 
Are you sure about that? I don't think there ever was an official announcement. I was just referring to the "hush hush, we are in no position to say this, but Nintendo plans to release it in that timeframe" things from publishers like Ubi.

As Nintendo doesn't seem to have a Wii release after June (apart from Beat the Beat), I think the original August/September rumbles sound reasonable, even if they aren't true anymore.

I'm really waiting for Beat The Beat (Rhythm Heaven)... At this rate, the Wii U will be out before it.
 
We shall see. Lotta people in denial around here about Sony's predicament. A LOT.

Sony will do just fine.
They are just in a rough spot, filled with lava, surrounded by rabid dogs, and the Resistance is pointing guns at their heads. They'll be okay in the long run, I'm sure of it
lol
 
Rösti;37068601 said:
When speaking about megatons at E3 this year, here is the order of magnitude for 'em, with a few (some silly) suggestions by me what they could represent. Feel free to add as many as you like.

Positive/major tons

yottaton - Nintendo buys Microsoft
zettaton - Nintendo buys Apple
exaton - Apple buys Nintendo
petaton - Apple/Nintendo partnership, Mac OS X for Wii U
teraton - Nintendo buys the Halo franchise and 343 Industries
gigaton - Shenmue III exclusive for Wii U
megaton - The Legend of Zelda for Wii U, by Retro Studios
kiloton - Wii Sports U included with Wii U
hectoton - Borderlands 2 timed exclusive
decaton - Spotify integration on Wii U​

Negative tons

deciton - Wii Fit U and Wii Fit U as only launch titles
centiton - Only Wii Fit U, Wii Fit U and Super Mario for Wii U shown for first party titles
milliton - No Call of Duty for Wii U, no Activision support
microton - Ubisoft redying a lineup of Imagine and Petz titles for Wii U
nanoton - Wii U cannot run Unreal Engine 4
picoton - Wii U won't support 1080p, only 720p
femtoton - Only SD card support for storage, no hard drive support
attoton - Wii U won't be backwards compatible with Wii games, though with Wii controllers
zeptoton - Wii U won't play second hand games, each game comes with serial key
yoctoton - Retro Studios are sold to Microsoft, becomes a part of Rare​

The lack of exclusive Skies of Arcadia 2 in the positives breaks my heart. :(
 
This is actually my first console launch where I'll be getting it the day of. Traditionally I've sat online, envying. And boy, did Nsiders rub it in. Jerks.
 
Red Koopa Troopa
http://leviathyn.com...ring-the-wii-u/

The page has been taken down almost immediately or an error occured. In a matter of hours after publishing.

If you haven't seen this info anywhere else - report to main neogaf wiiu thread if someone can please - My activation should be in some time but at this moment i still can't post on neogaf.

http://thewiiu.com/topic/3224-levia...several-yet-unseen-rumors-about-wii-u-source/

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This is actually my first console launch where I'll be getting it the day of. Traditionally I've sat online, envying. And boy, did Nsiders rub it in. Jerks.

Oh yes. I still remember the many unboxing videos and pictures littering that forum. It was pornographic.
 
Rösti;37068601 said:
When speaking about megatons at E3 this year, here is the order of magnitude for 'em, with a few (some silly) suggestions by me what they could represent. Feel free to add as many as you like.

Positive/major tons

yottaton - Nintendo buys Microsoft
zettaton - Nintendo buys Apple
exaton - Apple buys Nintendo
petaton - Apple/Nintendo partnership, Mac OS X for Wii U
teraton - Nintendo buys the Halo franchise and 343 Industries
gigaton - Shenmue III exclusive for Wii U
megaton - The Legend of Zelda for Wii U, by Retro Studios
kiloton - Wii Sports U included with Wii U
hectoton - Borderlands 2 timed exclusive
decaton - Spotify integration on Wii U​

Negative tons

deciton - Wii Fit U and Wii Fit U as only launch titles
centiton - Only Wii Fit U, Wii Sports U and Super Mario for Wii U shown for first party titles
milliton - No Call of Duty for Wii U, no Activision support
microton - Ubisoft redying a lineup of Imagine and Petz titles for Wii U
nanoton - Wii U cannot run Unreal Engine 4
picoton - Wii U won't support 1080p, only 720p
femtoton - Only SD card support for storage, no hard drive support
attoton - Wii U won't be backwards compatible with Wii games, though with Wii controllers
zeptoton - Wii U won't play second hand games, each game comes with serial key
yoctoton - Retro Studios are sold to Microsoft, becomes a part of Rare​
What would qualify as just a "ton"?
 
Rösti;37068601 said:
When speaking about megatons at E3 this year, here is the order of magnitude for 'em, with a few (some silly) suggestions by me what they could represent. Feel free to add as many as you like.

Positive/major tons

yottaton - Nintendo buys Microsoft
zettaton - Nintendo buys Apple
exaton - Apple buys Nintendo
petaton - Apple/Nintendo partnership, Mac OS X for Wii U
teraton - Nintendo buys the Halo franchise and 343 Industries
gigaton - Shenmue III exclusive for Wii U
megaton - The Legend of Zelda for Wii U, by Retro Studios
kiloton - Wii Sports U included with Wii U
hectoton - Borderlands 2 timed exclusive
decaton - Spotify integration on Wii U​

Negative tons

deciton - Wii Fit U and Wii Fit U as only launch titles
centiton - Only Wii Fit U, Wii Sports U and Super Mario for Wii U shown for first party titles
milliton - No Call of Duty for Wii U, no Activision support
microton - Ubisoft redying a lineup of Imagine and Petz titles for Wii U
nanoton - Wii U cannot run Unreal Engine 4
picoton - Wii U won't support 1080p, only 720p
femtoton - Only SD card support for storage, no hard drive support
attoton - Wii U won't be backwards compatible with Wii games, though with Wii controllers
zeptoton - Wii U won't play second hand games, each game comes with serial key
yoctoton - Retro Studios are sold to Microsoft, becomes a part of Rare​

I like your scale.
Adequate for creating a Nintendo E3 Conference Bingo card
 
Red Koopa Troopa
http://leviathyn.com...ring-the-wii-u/

The page has been taken down almost immediately or an error occured. In a matter of hours after publishing.

If you haven't seen this info anywhere else - report to main neogaf wiiu thread if someone can please - My activation should be in some time but at this moment i still can't post on neogaf.

http://thewiiu.com/topic/3224-levia...several-yet-unseen-rumors-about-wii-u-source/

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Interesting rumors. Who is leviathyn? I'm not familiar with this source.
 
Red Koopa Troopa
http://leviathyn.com...ring-the-wii-u/

The page has been taken down almost immediately or an error occured. In a matter of hours after publishing.

If you haven't seen this info anywhere else - report to main neogaf wiiu thread if someone can please - My activation should be in some time but at this moment i still can't post on neogaf.

http://thewiiu.com/topic/3224-levia...several-yet-unseen-rumors-about-wii-u-source/

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Weird. Probably nothing.
 
Red Koopa Troopa
http://leviathyn.com...ring-the-wii-u/

The page has been taken down almost immediately or an error occured. In a matter of hours after publishing.

If you haven't seen this info anywhere else - report to main neogaf wiiu thread if someone can please - My activation should be in some time but at this moment i still can't post on neogaf.

http://thewiiu.com/topic/3224-levia...several-yet-unseen-rumors-about-wii-u-source/

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The picture of Reggie sort of gives it away that they read this thread, and it's tailored specifically for us to pick up and propagate. I don't know, man. The screen thing sounds possible, I personally wouldn't mind a reduction like that.

And you've got a while before thread privileges, about 289 more posts.
 
Red Koopa Troopa
http://leviathyn.com...ring-the-wii-u/

The page has been taken down almost immediately or an error occured. In a matter of hours after publishing.

If you haven't seen this info anywhere else - report to main neogaf wiiu thread if someone can please - My activation should be in some time but at this moment i still can't post on neogaf.

http://thewiiu.com/topic/3224-levia...several-yet-unseen-rumors-about-wii-u-source/

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Sounds like they took a bunch of existing speculation and made an article out of it by adding a few of their own guesses/predictions to it.
 
Nintendo Branded TV's lol?
SharpNintendoTelevisionBig.jpg


:)
I know that it is Sharp branded, but it has a built-in NES, so Nintendo did colaberate on the TV market before.
 
Red Koopa Troopa
http://leviathyn.com...ring-the-wii-u/

The page has been taken down almost immediately or an error occured. In a matter of hours after publishing.

If you haven't seen this info anywhere else - report to main neogaf wiiu thread if someone can please - My activation should be in some time but at this moment i still can't post on neogaf.

http://thewiiu.com/topic/3224-levia...several-yet-unseen-rumors-about-wii-u-source/

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The original link is back now - the URL seems to be corrupted in that message

http://leviathyn.com/blog/2012/04/18/deciphering-the-wii-u/
 
The picture of Reggie sort of gives it away that they read this thread, and it's tailored specifically for us to pick up and propagate. I don't know, man. The screen thing sounds possible, I personally wouldn't mind a reduction like that.

And you've got a while before thread privileges, about 289 more posts.

I adore how NintendoGAF nomenclature and memes are found all over the place. Pretty entertaining.

All we need is for the whole BecauseReggieFarted thing to catch-on to the point where third-party devs are asked about it during interviews. :)
 
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