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[Doth Togo]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/42206.htm

"ACTION hero Bruce Willis (above) got some action of a different kind after the screening of his new blood-and-guts flick, "Hostage." At an after-after-party at the Peninsula Hotel early yesterday, Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest. "At one point, Bruce had Lindsay's pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said 'La Bella Vista' (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek," says our spywitness. Eventually, Willis and a few friends, including Lohan, took the party upstairs to his suite."

 

[Escape Goat]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!11

 

[Ronald_mcd]

ehhh whats 32 years ? :lol

 

[BlackMage]

Is this to get back at Demi?

 

[demi]

HOLY SHIT!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Go bruce willis!

 

[SyNapSe]

:lol

It's a competition between Bruce and Demi.

 

[B'z-chan]

I told ya he be back. This is funny though made me laugh in class.

 

[Mooreberg]

Michael Lohan will react well to this.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[dynamitejim]

What?

 

[SyNapSe]

edit: oh noes dual post. Damn you slow forums! :shakes fist:

 

[demi]

:lol

It's a competition between Bruce and Demi.

WHAT?

ONE MORE TIME PLEASE.

 

[The Faceless Master]

die hard indeed... demi = punk'd

 

[MIMIC]

Wow...I, like, don't believe this at all.

 

[borghe]

LOL!!!!!

demi = 0wnd

 

[Minotauro]

?!

 

[VictimOfGrief]

god bless you bruce willis. :lol

 

[UtadaBarkley]

LOL, go Bruce. Do yer thing boi.

 

[dem]

Thats just.... wrong.

seriously

 

[Meier]

If her ass was hanging out, SOMEONE must have gotten some pics.. where are they?!

 

[android]

Look at Halley Joel, Demi's on the prowl for a newer model
"And here's to you Mrs. Robinson......"

 

[evil ways]

That's why he's still the fuckin man.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[Talas]

Bruce Willis is my hero.

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

Oh Bruce Willis

 

[Pedigree Chum]

:lol

 

[nitewulf]

HOLY SHIT!

your only recourse is to sleep with fez.

 

[soundwave05]

:lol

Gotta love Bruce Willis

 

[Mugen]

I want in on Lohan too. Y_Y

 

[Pedigree Chum]

I want in on Lohan too. Y_Y

Everyone's getting a piece but GAF

 

[gigapower]

Everyone's getting a piece but GAF

We just gotta wait our turn, she is working her way down the line.

 

[Archaix]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/42206.htm

"ACTION hero Bruce Willis (above) got some action of a different kind after the screening of his new blood-and-guts flick, "Hostage." At an after-after-party at the Peninsula Hotel early yesterday, Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest. "At one point, Bruce had Lindsay's pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said 'La Bella Vista' (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek," says our spywitness. Eventually, Willis and a few friends, including Lohan, took the party upstairs to his suite."

Okay, how long until somebody invents real-time updating tatoos that work like internet counters?

Granted, it would put the phrase "hit counter" into a whole new light, but she may as well have printed "YOU'RE FUCKING A SLUT!" on her ass.

Also, yes, extremely creepy.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

:lol

Willis is the fucking man. Wish he taped it. (that interview on letterman with the orange suit was hilarious)

Lohan - What's that in your pants.

Willis - Its a Chopper Baby.

 

[Fatalah]

you can't trust nobody with your little sister! NOBODY!

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Matlock]

Bruce is a TRUE AMERICAN HERO

 

[MrPing1000]

I wonder if this means she'll be joining the Willis-Moore family unit?

 

[Groder Mullet]

God bless you, Bruce Willis.

 

[J2 Cool]

Rock fucking ON Bruce Willis!! Demi was insanely owned.

 

[Doth Togo]

UPDATE:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/22425.htm

THE eyewitness who saw sparks flying between Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan must have gotten a spark in the eye. The tattoo on her "lower back" — as her spokeswoman places it — doesn't say "La Bella Vista," it says, "La Bella Vita" (The Good Life). Flacks for both Lohan, 18, and Willis, 49, insist the two kept their hands to themselves Tuesday night when they met for the first time after the screening of his new actioner, "Hostage." Lohan's rep said: "She is not interested in Bruce Willis in any way but as the producer of her next film." Willis is producing "Just My Luck." His rep said the two talked about the movie, then, bent her over a chair and she took it up the ass. Willis said that their relationship is purely professional.

Spoiler

...edited slightly for your viewing pleasure...

 

[peedi]

Some of you have some real pent up frustration. Let it out. I don't believe this news. Though, were it true, Willis would look embarrassingly desperate. Why would he need to mess with an average looking skank like Lohan?

 

[capslock]

THE eyewitness who saw sparks flying between Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan must have gotten a spark in the eye. The tattoo on her "lower back" — as her spokeswoman places it — doesn't say "La Bella Vista," it says, "La Bella Vita" (The Good Life).

Well, he's totally discredited now.

 

[Azih]

My dream outcome for this would be that Lohan leads Bruce on for a while (a few months); then she and Ashton Kutcher make a sex tape, release it on the net and at the end of the tape Kutcher turns to the camera with that stupid ass grin and shouts "Demi and Burce, YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D".

 

[Kabuki Waq]

a Demi and lohan sex tape would be much better.

 

[Doth Togo]

Some of you have some real pent up frustration. Let it out. I don't believe this news. Though, were it true, Willis would look embarrassingly desperate. Why would he need to mess with an average looking skank like Lohan?

The same reason Demi is schlogging that average looking skank named Ashton. Younger is better. Didn't ya mama tell you that?

A shout out to www.lohanfreestyle.com

 

[Loki]

Well, he's totally discredited now.

:lol