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Wilmer Valderrama (Fez) has a lot sex
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must be great to say "yeah, I've got a whopping cock and bang famous chicks all the time" and not be lying about it.
pinkatrophe
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acidviper said:
God should have shared that blessing with some of the rest of us guys.
pinkatrophe
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Ghost said:
:lol
I'd just like to know the actress he buttfucked. It would undoubtedly make me laugh to myself every time I see her on television.
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do your chances of getting to hit it in the rear go down if your "blessing" is larger? He must be a real wordsmith.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
pinkatrophe said:
What the hell is that in your avatar? :-o
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
The guy sure is classy.
pinkatrophe
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Wellington said:
Willmer Valderama pre-make up. :|
Actually, no, it's Matthew Barney in character in Cremaster 3.
Outcast2004
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pinkatrophe said:
Probably Lohan, she seems like a big enough slut to take it in the browneye.
CurseoftheGods
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What a fucking creep.
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you mis-spelled lucky winner.CurseoftheGods said:
LegendofJoe
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Outcast2004 said:
Well, you know what they say; "when the browneye winks, the whole room stinks."
Musashi Wins!
FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
Ghost said:
Yea, it's like you want to punch him in the face, but you would just end up patting him on the back and shaking his dirty, dirty hand.
Escape Goat
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Ashlee Simpson?
*barfs*
This guy is gay. No straight man would sleep with that harpie.
*barfs*
This guy is gay. No straight man would sleep with that harpie.
Ollie Pooch
In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
Teh Hamburglar said:
you remind me of one of my friends.
she sees a guy who is clearly into girls, sleeps with lots of girls, but dresses well
OMG TOTAL FAG HELLO! CLOSET HOMO EVERYONE *point* MO MO MO
WrathOfOtaibah
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I hate the roles he plays in but he gets nothing but respect from me.
dskillzhtown
keep your strippers out of my American football
karasu said:
Well, there is no telling how many groupies have graced his bed as well.
Escape Goat
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Tiger said:
You dont love yourself
i don't mean to come across as a hater, but this guy is proof that money and fame can buy you the attention of females.
he's not attractive (i'm comfortable with my sexuality, so i have no problem saying this guy looks a doofus).
from interviews, he doesn't seem particularly bright.
and i don't find him to be that funny, thinking him a one-note character actor.
save for mandy moore, i don't find any of the women mentioned attractive.
ashlee simpson?
lindsay lohan?
yuck.
he's not attractive (i'm comfortable with my sexuality, so i have no problem saying this guy looks a doofus).
from interviews, he doesn't seem particularly bright.
and i don't find him to be that funny, thinking him a one-note character actor.
save for mandy moore, i don't find any of the women mentioned attractive.
ashlee simpson?
lindsay lohan?
yuck.
Mr. Pointy
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It was Lindsay Lohan. Redheads = nasty.pinkatrophe said:
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there isn't some huge HIV outbreak in Hollywood. Fez nails random chick with HIV, and then passes the dutch to all these famous women. Actually, that gives me an idea for a movie.
Grizzlyjin said:
it also highlights how insulated these people are from reality.
ashlee simpson?
does ANYONE here find her attractive? at all?
these people live in their own little world, where a troll like ashlee simpson can actually feel desirable.
edit: if it weren't for google images, i wouldn't know who the hell this tool is.
i've never watched that 70s show.
never interested me.
Luscious LeftFoot
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How can anyone not respect Wilmer's game?
He probably didn't really want sleep with her, but she's no.987 on his young starlets "to do" list.
I've often wondered that myself. Maybe not HIV, but some type of VD has to running rampant down there. We'd probably never hear about it though.
Teh Hamburglar said:
He probably didn't really want sleep with her, but she's no.987 on his young starlets "to do" list.
Grizzlyjin said:
I've often wondered that myself. Maybe not HIV, but some type of VD has to running rampant down there. We'd probably never hear about it though.
Haha.
Seriously.
For a long time I've wanted the experience of being in a sexual relationship with someone who I'm physically attracted to. And it hasn't happened. And I KNOW there are people in this world who are getting intimately close to the type of women who I'M attracted to (at least physically). And I think to myself, What the f*ck -- I don't care if you're well known; I don't care what you say (or don't say), or how you say it; I don't care what your body language looks like.
What it all comes down to is that the person mentioned in this thread title is no better than me. That's why when I force myself to read this type of sh*t I get enraged inside.
HomerSimpson-Man
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Teh Hamburglar said:
Pffttt...what do you know! You're no straight man!!
Drinky Crow
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dude, chill(ax). sex isn't a meritocracy. there's no scorecard for sexual viability except your game. you don't get laid just for lookin' good or bein' a big ol' brain. if you don't get out there and sell yourself -- even a little -- looks and money are well-on worthless. it's no comment on your overall worth as a person if you can't score with mega-hotties, unless you really REALLY care what other duders think. if it does bug you, i gotta question why it's so important to you that other dudes consider you a master of mack.
fez *is* better than you at sex. he's a top-notch player. you are not. i don't think that's the most admirable thing in the world, but it's something plenty of duders envy, and the practical reality is that being a player gets you prime pussy. if it pisses you off that he is better with the sort of women he bags and you obviously covet, maybe it's time to take a few pointers from his approach -- especially if you think you're comparable. if not, maybe you should be honest with yourself about your feelings on sex in general and what you really want from women.
also, let's face it: fez isn't talking about his failures, here. he's committed to the game, and a player won't talk to other dudes about the sexual embarrassments and failures that invariably come with serious game. he won't talk about the emotional issues it can cause, especially when some random skank announces she's pregnant and has to get an abortion, or when some chick he's boning goes off on a creepy crying jag and tells him she was molested when she was 10. frequent casual sex has a big price, and it's paid straight out of your character -- at least if you're even a mildly decent human being.
i think what ACTUALLY enrages you is just how much emotional effort you'll hafta make to get over your interpersonal hangups and connect with a woman, even casually. fez doesn't have that hurdle. lucky him; unlucky you. doesn't mean you can't succeed, though; it just means you'll hafta swallow your fears and insecurities and practice practice practice. learning to stomach rejection and keep moving is the only way for the chronically over-introspective to develop game.
alternatively, value sex less. it's all in your mind, and as long as you have confidence in yourself, either route is perfectly viable.
fez *is* better than you at sex. he's a top-notch player. you are not. i don't think that's the most admirable thing in the world, but it's something plenty of duders envy, and the practical reality is that being a player gets you prime pussy. if it pisses you off that he is better with the sort of women he bags and you obviously covet, maybe it's time to take a few pointers from his approach -- especially if you think you're comparable. if not, maybe you should be honest with yourself about your feelings on sex in general and what you really want from women.
also, let's face it: fez isn't talking about his failures, here. he's committed to the game, and a player won't talk to other dudes about the sexual embarrassments and failures that invariably come with serious game. he won't talk about the emotional issues it can cause, especially when some random skank announces she's pregnant and has to get an abortion, or when some chick he's boning goes off on a creepy crying jag and tells him she was molested when she was 10. frequent casual sex has a big price, and it's paid straight out of your character -- at least if you're even a mildly decent human being.
i think what ACTUALLY enrages you is just how much emotional effort you'll hafta make to get over your interpersonal hangups and connect with a woman, even casually. fez doesn't have that hurdle. lucky him; unlucky you. doesn't mean you can't succeed, though; it just means you'll hafta swallow your fears and insecurities and practice practice practice. learning to stomach rejection and keep moving is the only way for the chronically over-introspective to develop game.
alternatively, value sex less. it's all in your mind, and as long as you have confidence in yourself, either route is perfectly viable.
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