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Wilmer Valderrama (Fez) has a lot sex

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phonte

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Drinky Crow said:
dude, chill(ax). sex isn't a meritocracy. there's no scorecard for sexual viability except your game. you don't get laid just for lookin' good or bein' a big ol' brain. if you don't get out there and sell yourself -- even a little -- looks and money are well-on worthless. it's no comment on your overall worth as a person if you can't score with mega-hotties, unless you really REALLY care what other duders think. if it does bug you, i gotta question why it's so important to you that other dudes consider you a master of mack.

fez *is* better than you at sex. he's a top-notch player. you are not. i don't think that's the most admirable thing in the world, but it's something plenty of duders envy, and the practical reality is that being a player gets you prime pussy. if it pisses you off that he is better with the sort of women he bags and you obviously covet, maybe it's time to take a few pointers from his approach -- especially if you think you're comparable. if not, maybe you should be honest with yourself about your feelings on sex in general and what you really want from women.

also, let's face it: fez isn't talking about his failures, here. he's committed to the game, and a player won't talk to other dudes about the sexual embarrassments and failures that invariably come with serious game. he won't talk about the emotional issues it can cause, especially when some random skank announces she's pregnant and has to get an abortion, or when some chick he's boning goes off on a creepy crying jag and tells him she was molested when she was 10. frequent casual sex has a big price, and it's paid straight out of your character -- at least if you're even a mildly decent human being.


players don't care about how the other girl feels.

when i did my thing, coursing through the various honies that i'd happen upon, i didn't get attached to the point i cared if some girl i was boning broke down about something deep.

i'm not saying i was right in being so detached, but i just didn't care.

those tears wouldn't affect me at all.

save for the possibility of stds (which is major, and why i don't encourage that kind of behavior), i don't see how frequent casual sex has a big price.

btw, this guy, wilmer??

he doesn't strike me as someone who's even mildly decent.

i don't know him outside of what i can read on some gossip page, but he comes across as a scumbag.

and anyone who'd sleep with a veritable petri dish of stds like lindsay lohan deserves ridicule.
 

phonte

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Drinky Crow said:
cuz you already paid the price of your character, dude. your choice. you sell what doesn't matter to you.


i agree with you, to some extent.

which is why i no longer engage in casual sex.

we've all been there, right?

those of us who had enough game to afford those opportunities to dip in random honey jars. :)

i thought you were saying that casual sex is an indicator of one having no character at all.

i disagree with that.
 
not at all. i'm saying that casual sex has a price, period. you can not pay it and beat yourself up over it -- which is hardly fun and rarely advertised -- or you can pay the price, get calloused and not care.
 

Ichirou

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Drinky Crow said:
cuz you already paid the price of your character, dude. your choice. you sell what doesn't matter to you.

QFT.

Am I in awe of Wilmer Valderrama? Only in the sense that he bagged all these incredibly hot women. Would I want to be like him in order to be able to bag lots of women? No, I value the fact that I care about people too much to just look at women as sexual objects and nothing more. So, I don't really envy him at all (lucky bastard that he is). He's got to be a pretty shallow human being, a la Patrick Bateman. :lol
 
yeah. in a social and moral vaccuum -- i.e. a totally pornographic context -- i totally envy him. in reality, though, I don't, and really don't give a fuck.
 

phonte

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Ichirou_Oogami said:
QFT.

Am I in awe of Wilmer Valderrama? Only in the sense that he bagged all these incredibly hot women. Would I want to be like him in order to be able to bag lots of women? No, I value the fact that I care about people too much to just look at women as sexual objects and nothing more. So, I don't really envy him at all (lucky bastard that he is). He's got to be a pretty shallow human being, a la Patrick Bateman. :lol

i don't think the women he claims to have bagged are that hot, anyway.
 
tedtropy said:
ashlee_tits.jpg


Pfft. My face, Ashlee Simpson's breasts, propeller noises. That is all.


Yeah, seriously. The girl has no talent but I find it funny when straight guys claim that she's ugly and utterly unattractive.
 

Ichirou

Banned
phonte said:
i don't think the women he claims to have bagged are that hot, anyway.

I was thinking of Jennifer Love Hewitt specifically, can't believe Fez bagged that. :)

Ashlee Simpson has a great body, and Rosario Dawson is a hottie plus, Lindsay Lohan USED to be quite hot...I would say the man's done quite well for himself. Kinda cool that he plays a moronic sidekick on TV but has somehow managed to snag more A-list tail than any of the show's male leads.
 

pixelfish

Banned
phonte said:
players don't care about how the other girl feels.

when i did my thing, coursing through the various honies that i'd happen upon, i didn't get attached to the point i cared if some girl i was boning broke down about something deep.

i'm not saying i was right in being so detached, but i just didn't care.

those tears wouldn't affect me at all.

save for the possibility of stds (which is major, and why i don't encourage that kind of behavior), i don't see how frequent casual sex has a big price.

btw, this guy, wilmer??

he doesn't strike me as someone who's even mildly decent.

i don't know him outside of what i can read on some gossip page, but he comes across as a scumbag.

and anyone who'd sleep with a veritable petri dish of stds like lindsay lohan deserves ridicule.

You say he comes across as a scumbag... you are a scumbag from what you wrote.
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
yeah, this interview was on sometime within the last week on Howard. Heard a replay of it on yesterday.
 

J2 Cool

Member
I listened to this interview. That guy is the man. Oh for a night w/ pre-crack Lindsay Lohan.

Also the pre-legal Lohan. Can we send him to jail please? He's lived 3 lifetimes in his first 25 years..... but it is pretty awe-inspiring.
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
I predict he works the foreign angle to a great extent.

It's like that Onion editorial from a while ago: "American Women Are Incredibly Easy."
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Well, my best friend has met Wilmer and his roommate is apparently pretty good friends with him. They used to hang out a lot before That 70s Show, and still talk infrequently. Unfortunately, I hate my friend's roommate, or else we could probably get invited for some one-on-one viewing time of Fez's Wall o Bitches.
 

Ichirou

Banned
Willco said:
Well, my best friend has met Wilmer and his roommate is apparently pretty good friends with him. They used to hang out a lot before That 70s Show, and still talk infrequently. Unfortunately, I hate my friend's roommate, or else we could probably get invited for some one-on-one viewing time of Fez's Wall o Bitches.

You've gotta sneak into his apartment and find his tapes before he destroys them all! For the good of mankind, they must be made public!
 

Ichirou

Banned
J2 Cool said:
*looks at Wilco*

Just imagine...Jennifer Love Hewitt...Ashlee Simpson...maybe even Jessica Alba... :D

Heck, we might even be able to find out who that elusive celebrity anal was. XD
 

Polari

Member
I'd like to point out the bright side of all this, and that is that while Fez's life from this point onwards can only get worse, yours can get either worse or better, and you'll always have that over him.

Of course, he'll always have porking Mandy Moore, Rosario Dawson and Jennifer Love-Hewitt over you, so perhaps that isn't really the victory it's cracked up to be.
 

SapientWolf

Trucker Sexologist
Kuroyume said:
Lots of jealous bitches on GAF...

I am in awe of this guy. I wish I could get celebrity poon...
Celebrities aren't nearly as attractive in person as they are in pictures. In fact, without makeup, they are a little scary looking. And all the fame eventually destroys them inside... In the end they wind up whoring themselves out just for attention and self validation.

Now college poon is just as good as advertised.

And it doesn't matter to women what size Wilmer's dick is if he is the type of guy who will measure his dick and brag about it.
 
I fail to understand why a man like Wilmer would even waste his time on ticky tack women like Ashlee Simpson and Rosario Dawnson. They are second rate, and they certainly don't deserve 8 inches from anyone.

I'm sure Wilmer could get any woman he wants, which is ultamitely my goal in life as well. But with such great power and penis size comes great responsibility. Instead of sleeping with women you can find at the local community college, why not go after more exotic woman? I'm sure Angelena Jolie would love to have some of Wilmer's 8 inches. I'd also be willing to bet Salma Hayek craves Wilmer as well. Why not go after them?

I already have Wilmer's size. All I need is his fame. Once I obtain it, I will go after the women he so foolishly neglects.
 
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