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[Timbuktu]

Wimbledon starts tomorrow. I'll be too busy to follow it, so as with the U.S Open thread, can we report all things Wimbledon in here? The media's all over Maria, her last year must have been crazy. And can Federer get his third straight Wimbledon? No one in the UK cares about Henman anymore, but then again he might surprise us.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

damn again I need a TV to watch the booty and those screams

 

[themadcowtipper]

Protip: post pics to get more replies to your thread...

 

[Timbuktu]

Lets start with a pic

Edit: Will that do? hey there were no Tiger pics in the U.S. Open thread

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[Smiles and Cries]

OYE! I'd TAP THAT UNTIL MY NOSE BLEEDS

 

[Killthee]

 

[Timbuktu]

There's a documentary on Maria on BBC Sport

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm#

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Whoa...

 

[themadcowtipper]

 

[Mama Smurf]

I love that pic. It's just so perfect and you think "Well done lads. Got your values straight."

 

[Richiban]

 

[Shogmaster]

That's fantasmic image until you realise what happens to that banana a split second after.... *CHOMP!* "TOO MUCH TEETH! OW OW OW!"

 

[Socreges]

:lol

 

[fallout]

I love living in a Russian neighbourhood. I see stuff like this all the time.

 

[tedtropy]

It's like anime fanservice. Only it's an actual woman and I feel less guilty about jacking to it.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I remember a pic on here once of Beyonce getting out of a car while wearing a dress... and she had no draws

I found one of Serena Williams while searching for Wimbledon on google

I never knew

 

[Socreges]

and she had no draws

I found one of Serena Williams while searching for Wimbledon on google

I never knew

See, we told you she had a penis

 

[Shinobi]

Hmmmmmm.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[robertsan21]

Lisnard to beat Hernandez

at betfair.com thats my big bet for today

 

[SHOCKIE]

:lol

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

So... when is her first match, for people here who are actually interested in her game? :lol

 

[SolidSnakex]

She's playing today, along with both Williams sisters. She's playing someone fairly low ranked so there's no reason for her to lose.

 

[Un4]

She's playing at this moment against some spanish chick...

 

[SolidSnakex]

She's playing at this moment against some spanish chick...

Yet ESPN 2 is showing Cold Pizza instead of that. Thanks ESPN 2.

 

[thorns]

I read that she was told to tone down her screams by the officials since it was distracting for the opponents and could be sexually arousing for males..

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

Wimbledon update: Sharapova wins handily, but Justine Henin-Hardene was upset in the 1st round! Holy cow.

 

[jenov4]

Less updates, more pictures please. kthxbye.

 

[norinrad21]

Anna still Owns her in every possible way except Sharapova can actually play tennis where else Anna was a douche on court

 

[Shinobi]

I read that she was told to tone down her screams by the officials since it was distracting for the opponents and could be sexually arousing for males..

:lol @ "could be"

:lol @ Hardene

 

[Ash Housewares]

I'm just not seeing it...meh

Henin lost? damn!

I haven't followed WTA in awhile, Henin is probably the only player around that I was a fan of back then

 

[SolidSnakex]

Did anyone see the Serena match where she came close to losing to that 104 rank player? Really good match. By the end every seat was filled and people were packing in and standing just to get to see the match.