Alright, i'm back. And this time i'm on my laptop.
So, last night i said "fuck THIS i'm going back to W8!" and did just that. After i did i ran into the same problem as i had with W10; the network card driver weren't there, it was gone and i couldn't go online. So i said "fuck it! i'll just go to the store tomorrow and have them figure it out". So i'm sitting here, post-breakfast, booting up the PC to change my wallpaper (no it wasn't porn, anime or some shit like that) and whaddayaknow; IT WORKS! I've got the internet! I won!
Now, that everything seems to working correctly i go check what network card i have (the page was blank when i had W10 installed) and it's a Realtek RTL8723BE Wireless LAN. When i google it the first hit is a Lenovo support page (i've got a Lenovo Yoga 2 so that's perfect) and the drivers that are available only read Windows 8. What i gather from that is: i can't update to Windows 10 right now, 'cus that would equal no internet. Right?