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[jossueinacoma]

kids, you blew it!. Dad is gonna get fired and gonna have to work for google where he's gonna have to sell his soul.

 

[D4Danger]

None of this makes me want a Windows Phone.

Doesn't make me want to have kids either.

 

[kazinova]

Alba?

 

[thirty]

omg, alba

 

[derFeef]

I knew it.

 

[Anton Sugar]

MEGATON

 

[Divvy]

This is getting ridiculous

 

[Psychotext]

lol

How sweaty does Joe look?

 

[Tuck]

Honestly, Kids corner doesn't look like the big deal they are making it out to be. Though I guess thats cause I don't have kids. Even so, I feel like they are spending too much time/effort on it. I hope they don't consider it to be a Killer app/feature of the OS, cause its not.

 

[Biggzy]

Why hello there, Jessica.

 

[Troll]

Her kid is named Honor? Whyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Frustrated_me]

HELLO JESSICA!!!!

 

[Sendou]

Are they trying to make up for the previous?

 

[Talon]

Jessica Alba - Windows Phone user

Why does this make me care?

They literally brought her out here to talk about Kid's Corner?

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Each WP8 comes with Alba, megaton!

 

[JaggedSac]

oh boy. *smh

So is this how you would like for your hard work to be revealed?


Fuck me, they paid money to have a celeb pimp their phone at a dumb presentation???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!

 

[Steelyuhas]

Alba to save everything

 

[Milchjon]

Does this mean, we'll get to see more Cam Newton later, too? Please no!

But Jessica Alba is still fucking cute.

 

[bedlamite]

Each WP8 comes with Alba, megaton!

SOLD

 

[Technosteve]

oh god, oh god, oh god WINDOWS 8 PHONE WINS

 

[jossueinacoma]

she's a giant next to him.

 

[brotkasten]

More fake people.

 

[Divvy]

Jesus... so awkward

 

[bloodydrake]

alba pics on every windows 8 phone..MEGATON

 

[Biggzy]

Each WP8 comes with Alba, megaton!

The Verge will still say the iPhone was better.

 

[kazinova]

She named her daughter Honor? I don't want a 920 anymore.

 

[PG2G]

We need them to copy Siri and name it Alba <3

 

[show me your skeleton]

'emailing my partners'

megaton

 

[Totakeke]

Obviously their WP7 PR/marketing plans didn't pan out when they were just talking about the OS itself and now this is our punishment.

Why didn't you buy WP7?!

 

[Zeth]

oh cool, i can go do the washing up & not miss a thing.

anyway:

WHAT IS THAT CAMERA THING

It's one of those camera effects gimmick apps, CamWow

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/camwow-free-photo-booth-effects/id418368641?mt=8

 

[bedlamite]

wait we still doing the kid corner thing

MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY

 

[Stumpokapow]

BREAKING NEWS: 4 MILLION IDIOTS SAW SOME KID WRITE SOME IDIOT SHIT THAT GOT DELETED IMMEDIATELY AND NO ONE CARES

 

[BlueTsunami]

Yes I can empathize with rich persons problems with million of twitter followers

 

[Technosteve]

The Verge will still say the iPhone was better.

the verge are a bunch of technologies tourists.

 

[Divvy]

Should have rehearsed your lines better Alba

 

[Doffen]

So much sexy. Alba makes me believe in kids corner.

 

[gillty]

oh cool, i can go do the washing up & not miss a thing.

anyway:

WHAT IS THAT CAMERA THING

According to google image search, Camwow :lol.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/camwow-free-photo-booth-effects/id418368641?mt=8

 

[Ghost]

just wow

 

[Psychotext]

She's looking for the autocue.

 

[Steelyuhas]

The Verge will still say they wish Alba came with Android phones.

fixed

 

[Tuck]

They needed Alba to tout their OS? Thats sad. Really sad. The OS should be able to stand on its own.

 

[ElNino]

Well the UI and some of the interesting system level stuff is why I was interested. But if your big app reveal is Pandora in 2012, I think I'm probably better off just hoping some of the other players steal their interesting ideas.

What reveals are you looking for? Most/all of the important features were already known, so I don't understand what you are hoping for.

 

[AnkitT]

If this doesnt bolt the idea that there are no new features, I dont know what will.

 

[bloodydrake]

my friends kids and my nieces all use their parents phones like a portable game console..its not a bad feature..but if you don't have kids I guess it doesn't seem that big a deal

 

[eznark]

uhm, uh, like wow, I really uh, need um a script.

 

[D4Danger]

is she being paid by the word?

 

[hwalker84]

So far this sucks! Surface event was so much better.

 

[thirty]

introduce instagram you fine momma

 

[Milchjon]

I want Panos Panay back. This is a trainwreck of epic proportions, worse than what I imagined.

I know why Windows Phone was awesome, NOW SHOW ME WHY IT WILL BE AWESOME IN THE FUTURE!

 

[dude]

This presentation is mad. What are they even talking about.