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Woman accused of killing her husband with an enema

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Brazoria County prosecutors have filed criminally negligent homicide charges against a widow who allegedly killed her husband with an enema.

Lake Jackson resident Tammy Jean Warner turned herself in Tuesday. She's accused of giving her husband, Michael, an enema of sherry wine, which sent his blood alcohol level skyrocketing to a fatal .47 percent.

The DA says Mrs. Warner is charged because she knew the alcoholic enema could have deadly consequences, since her husband was a recovering alcoholic.


http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/020205_local_enema.html


You know....wives in the Houston-area really are taking it to another level. Running over husbands, slicing off packages and feeding them to dogs, stabbing husbands 178 times and now this.
 
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aoi tsuki

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A quick googling reveals that alcohol enemas are sometimes used in dom/sub plays to make the submissive quickly impaired. Ya learn something new every day.

DJ Sl4m said:
Who lets their spouse give them an enema ?

I'm sorry, but certain things should ALWAYS be private.
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Enemas have a big presence in the BDSM scene for various reasons, as well as "clean" anal play. i haven't had one myself though.
 
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DJ Sl4m

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aoi tsuki said:
A quick googling reveals that alcohol enemas are sometimes used in bondage plays to make the submissive quickly impaired. Ya learn something new every day.


Enemas have a big presence in the BDSM scene for various reasons, as well as "clean" anal play. i haven't had one myself though.
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Ahhhh man that's nasty, looks liked I learned something news as well, whether I wanted to or not.
:lol
 
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aoi tsuki

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Naked Shuriken said:
What's hot and exciting about getting his ass drained?
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Given the fact that it was alcohol and not just water, i'm assuming there was dominant/submissive stuff going on, as in his wife straps one on and fucks him while he's incapacitated. i'm not even going to try and justify that or explain further, because it's not something i'm into or understand fully. Diff'rent strokes, and all that.
 
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Thanks GAF without you I would never have learned I can get drunk right up my ass.
 
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Cimarron

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"easons, as well as "clean" anal play."

:(

That made me cringe.

But the anal drunkedness thing was a tasty bit of knowledge. Not that I would try it though.
 
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ElfoMan

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Jim Bowie

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Naked Shuriken said:
What's hot and exciting about getting his ass drained?
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Actually, it's not so much about getting your ass drained, it's about getting hammered.

Liquor, beer, and wine, when drank, have to go through your mouth and into the stomach. There, the liquid is processed so that your liver can more easily process all of the alcohol. That's why you don't get drunk after one shot of Jack. But say we were to shoot that junk right up yer colon; it never gets processed by the stomach acids, therefore giving all of the alcohol right to the liver. In essence, shooting it right up the ass gets you blotto much quicker (and cheaper) than actually drinking it.

There are also several advantages over drinking it. A breathalizer test would be easily passed, as no alcohol was actually consumed. If a person does not like the taste of alcohol, yet loves the state of inebriation given to them, they can just down a shot of wine into their anal cavity, and they'll be drunker than a skunk in no time. As a final corollary, one would save much more money on their drinking dime. Imagine getting 10 times the mileage out of that wine bottle- perhaps even more!



What?
 
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Darias

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Actually, I don't believe you'd definately pass the breathalyzer... One of the chief ways the body gets rid of alcohol is through respiration.... It's transferred from the blood to the exhausted air in the lungs.
 
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Ferrio

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I can just see it now, 5 years from now frat parties will have guys bent over with a beer bong up their ass "CHUG CHUG CHUG".
 
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The Guivre

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I'm sure there will not only be a REAL Desperate Housewives but perhaps that woman will be the host of it as well? Sort of like how they got Monica Lewinsky to host that The Stranger show or whatever about courting masked men.
 
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maharg

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Ok, why would this have deadly consequences just because he was an alcoholic? Shouldn't the fatal level be the same for anyone, including a hardened alcoholic?
 
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Didn't the dead guy probably give his consent to have a WINE ENEMA.

I mean, it's not like she surprised him with it.
 
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A breathalizer test would be easily passed, as no alcohol was actually consumed.
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That can't be right. Breathalizer has nothing to do with alcohol in your mouth or stomach. You have a different ratio of CO2 coming out of your lungs when there is alcohol in your blood (I forget how exactly) and it measures that.
 
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Matlock

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catfish said:
Didn't the dead guy probably give his consent to have a WINE ENEMA.

I mean, it's not like she surprised him with it.
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"Hey honey."
"Hey, darling."
"What the fuck is that up my a--arrrrrrrgh arrrgh I'm dying you idiot"
 
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