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[dskillzhtown]

Atleast it is not another teacher story: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4251346/detail.html

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. -- A 40-year-old woman described as a transient was jailed in Grand Junction -- accused of jumping a fence to wrestle naked with a dog.

An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.

Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.

Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog's owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.

“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr told the Grand Junction Sentinel.

The dog wasn't hurt.

Police arrested Earle on a previous warrant and took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

12 year old students, dogs...everybody's getting laid but ME!

 

[GaimeGuy]

 

[Boogie]

12 year old students, dogs...everybody's getting laid but ME!

^^^^

What he said.

 

[tt_deeb]

12 year old students, dogs...everybody's getting laid but ME!

:lol I don't think there ever could've been a better respone!

 

[Littleberu]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

12 year old students, dogs...everybody's getting laid but ME!

Man isn't that the truth.

 

[Tarazet]

Anyone else pop a boner reading that? Girls with animals = hot.

 

[Funky Papa]

No, you sicko. But I popped a boner with Tommie's new avatar

 

[GaimeGuy]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

I can't think of a time where this would be more appropriate

 

[Lonestar]

"The dog wasn't hurt."

[/chuckle]

 

[Chrono]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

haha :lol

[Edit: dammit tommie I edited that out! let's all just forget such things exist please! ]

 

[NLB2]

Fake breasts are the best thing to ever happen to asian chicks.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

haha :lol


you know I can't look at Asian chicks the same way again after experiencing tubgirl... and a few other similar 'Japanese' things.

You know I must be the only guy on the internet who hasn't seen tubgirl or goatse. I've never been pressed and from people's reactions I have decided there is no need to scar my pysche.

 

[Boogie]

I've seen goatse, but I've been able to avoid tubgirl.

 

[Willco]

I've seen goatse, but I've been able to avoid tubgirl.

Same here.

 

[J2 Cool]

I thought he said 12 year old student dogs :lol The inhumanity!!

 

[Cubsfan23]

^^^^

What he said.

:lol

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I know that there was a time long, long ago when GAF was much more of an untamed wilderness where goatse made an apperance in a link or something but, everyone who clicked on it posted again but it was a garbled mess of text starting out with

OMGWTFMYEYESDSAHFKDSA DSAHJSDLHKSELKAr lkdalfhods feirksdh

That was enough for me.

 

[mrklaw]

I tell you what, if most large breasted girls in Japanese porno are fake, then some of those US girls need to get over there pronto - they make way better ones.

 

[sprsk]

Fake breasts are the best thing to ever happen to asian chicks.

no, those are real bro.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I tell you what, if most large breasted girls in Japanese porno are fake, then some of those US girls need to get over there pronto - they make way better ones.

Well the Japanese use robot technology and protoculture samples to make their fake breasts, the states can't compete.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

what the hell kind of name is Six Starr?

 

[Bboy AJ]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

Haha, excellent.