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[Winter John]

As soon as I see an report starting with "A Colorado woman." I know it's going to involve some crazy fentanyl shit. God help us if Colorado woman and Florida man ever hook up.

 

[Spaceman292]

Alright boys, I'll risk it.

i can fix her

 

[Jsisto]

ngl this is borderline fun chick material

It’s a very thin line

To be honest if you take away the knife it sounds like a good time. She just took it a bit too far.

 

[DeepEnigma]

As soon as I see an report starting with "A Colorado woman." I know it's going to involve some crazy fentanyl shit. God help us if Colorado woman and Florida man ever hook up.

Chicago Man meeting Florida Man ended in a stalemate. We got lucky it didn't split spacetime, Florida Man had homefield advantage.

 

[cash_longfellow]

Sounds exactly like 90% of the women I have met through Tinder…the other 10% of women end up being a man named Eboh, and clearly from Nigeria, not Sterling Heights Michigan.

 

[cash_longfellow]

To be honest if you take away the knife it sounds like a good time. She just took it a bit too far.

Did she take it too far?? Did she??…or did she not take it far enough?

 

[U n i o n 0015]

The Tinder profile pic vs mug shot is the realest example of social media not matching real life.

 

[Mattdaddy]

This could either be a scene from 50 shades of grey or CSI depending on which of her two pics you're going with.

 

[Darchaos]

Nice

 

[*Nightwing]

Anyone find her onlyfans yet and got a link?


She’s a 19 out of 10 for crazy pussy connoisseurs

 

[F0rneus]

Just saying, but they might wanna look into missing men in the area.

 

[chromhound]

Chicago Man meeting Florida Man ended in a stalemate. We got lucky it didn't split spacetime, Florida Man had homefield advantage.

Doesn't look like a robbery tho lol

 

[DeepEnigma]

Doesn't look like a robbery tho lol

Kinda happens when the clerk pulled his own strap, lol.

"Shit, this definitely ain't Chicago."

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I will NOT get an erection from a news article
I will NOT get an erection from a news article
I will NO

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

he just couldn't handle her kinks, she just needs a real man

Spoiler

just joking, wonder what happened to her to do this

 

[Artoris]

I will NOT get an erection from a news article
I will NOT get an erection from a news article
I will NO

Not if you duct-tape your eyes

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[Putonahappyface]

As soon as I see an report starting with "A Colorado woman." I know it's going to involve some crazy fentanyl shit. God help us if Colorado woman and Florida man ever hook up.

 

[Jaybe]

Her Tinder profile: "If you can't handle me at my worst..."

 

[West Texas CEO]

ngl this is borderline fun chick material

It’s a very thin line

Agreed.

 

[Sub_Level]

I can fix her.

 

[Deyjandi_Von]

with ears like that how didn't she hear him escaping.

Those are ears? I thought it was fuckin' radar.

 

[Wimbledon]

That scene still unsettles me

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I can fix her.

You ain't fixin' shit!

 

[DeepEnigma]

I can fix her.

You'd fix her dinner, otherwise you'd catch that shank.

 

[Kamina]

I bet some thirsty ass gaffer is already on his way to get her out on bail.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Did she take it too far?? Did she??…or did she not take it far enough?

She was holding back.

 

[*Nightwing]

Alright boys, I'll risk it.

i can fix her

I can fix her.

You ain't fixin' shit!

None of you deserve her…

she doesn’t need fixing, she is perfect as she is

 

[Agent_Nobody]

There are some very naughty boys in this thread that deserve punishment…and possibly some Doordash after.

 

[UnNamed]

Spoiler

I admit at first I though she was the girl from Cyberpunk 2077. Crazy and cosplayer

 

[Shifty1897]

2016 Shifty would have died, but died happy.

 

[Putonahappyface]

There are some very naughty boys in this thread that deserve punishment…and possibly some Doordash after.

Neogaf perverts unite.