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[MacGuffin]

http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/06/news/newsmakers/homedepot_playboy/index.htm?cnn=yes

Apparently the Home Depot wanted to follow the lead of America's leading retailer by posing for Playboy. Good for them.

 

[Outlaw]

I'd drill her.

 

[sprsk]

I'd drill her.

well played

 

[The Faceless Master]

shit, i was JUST gonna post this...

GOOD THING I USED SEARCH!!!

got me by 8 whole minutes too...

 

[retardboy]

You know what? I wouldn't mind seeing this. I was at Home Depot the other week and I saw a freaken hot cashier lady. Never thought I'd see one at Home Depot, but dang, she was hot.

 

[MrAngryFace]

I dont know how to use half the shit in home depot, but now ive got a reason to show up!

 

[mrmyth]

I dont know how to use half the shit in home depot, but now ive got a reason to show up!

Its all a variation on drilling, hammering, glueing, and destroying. Now stay the hell away and leave the Home Deepho's for me.

 

[Pimpwerx]

You know, 24-hour Homo Depots are supposed to be a gay hangout. So says my sister. Obviously, what she says is law, so.... PEACE.

 

[Fallopian Tube]

As long as these skanks are naked and hot, who would give a shit where they work?

 

[Escape Goat]

I'd caulk her till the cows came home.

And I'm gay.

 

[mrmyth]

I'd caulk her till the cows came home.

And I'm gay.

You'd seal and waterproof her?


Man, you ARE gay.

 

[The Faceless Master]

and to catch up on all the home depot wordplays...

i'd pre-treat, saw, nail and sand her down...

then put a fresh clear coat of paint on her face...

take a break (union worker!)

then grout and lay some tile on that ass!!!

 

[ballhog]

Cover her in Bitchathane.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Rachel B- (nice)
Jamie C- (kind of weird looking)
Joanna B (mmm, beefy)
Crystal B+ (if she had more ass, A- for sure)
Jo B+ (oh yeah)
Jeanette B- (nice)

 

[tedtropy]

I eagerly anticipate "The Ghetto Booties Of Dairy Queen" spread...

 

[Wolfy]

I would poor gasoline all over her, use a torch to make her burn, and then shout, "I NEED A MEDIC"

 

[The Faceless Master]

anyone have 50MB of webspace for the rar? it's 240 images..

 

[Particle Physicist]

nice.. i was at home depot earlier today.. and to my surprise, there were a couple of hot girls working there... one was working in the lumber department... i had her size my wood *rimshot*

 

[mrkapawutzis]

Around here (San Diego), all of the Home Depot's have hot bitches working.

 

[Triumph]

This needs to be said: as soon as someone has a link to the images Please let Me know.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Is this the next phase of "reality" entertainment?

"These girls work for Home Depot. you know, store in your city that sells home improvement crap!"

 

[Tekky]

Hey, this reminds me. Can anyone find the power tools video with this soundtrack:

SATISFACTION - Benny Benassi: The Biz:

Push me and then just touch me, till I can get my satisfaction,
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction.

Push me and then just hurt me, till I can get my satisfaction,
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction.

Push me and then just touch me, till I can get my satisfaction.

Push me and then just hurt me, till I can get my satisfaction.

Push me and then just touch me, till I can get my satisfaction,
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction...

 

[aoi tsuki]

Ha... it's on my hard drive. If i had the space i'd host it

 

[Tekky]

Never mind. Found it. Goes well with this thread:

http://ilovemuncie.com/EDC/Clips/BennyBenassi-Satisfaction.mpg