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Women that most consider hot but you don't????
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Silent_Echo
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I don't get the fuss about Halle Berry. I never thought she was good looking.
Angelina Jolie though, she's hot because she's got those huge, juicy, cock-sucking lips. Plus she looks like she's into freaky shit.
Angelina Jolie though, she's hot because she's got those huge, juicy, cock-sucking lips. Plus she looks like she's into freaky shit.
OpinionatedCyborg
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Incognito said:before nigerian:
after....:x :X:x
:lol :lol :lol
If I would've seen this photoshop, I would not have attempted one of my own
still, lawl
ugh, yes.
WrathOfOtaibah
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Screw the 1337 "I HATE BLONDES ROFL" thinking. These are some unattractive women to me:
Cameron Diaz - I liked her in the Mask but she was too skinny afterwards. If she gains 20 pounds, she'll get off this list. I doubt she ever will.
Sarah Jessica Parker - Nasty. Ass nasty in fact.
Olsen Twins - They're hot in the sense that they didn't grow up to be ugly. I never found any appeal to them. It seems like once they turned 18, nobody cares about them anymore.
Lindsay Lohan - After she dropped the weight. Before, I couldn't get enough of her.
Paris Hilton - See Diaz except for the Mask. In fact, most girls that I find unattractive are that way because they need to put some weight on.
In fact, there's too many. I'm going to stop here.
Cameron Diaz - I liked her in the Mask but she was too skinny afterwards. If she gains 20 pounds, she'll get off this list. I doubt she ever will.
Sarah Jessica Parker - Nasty. Ass nasty in fact.
Olsen Twins - They're hot in the sense that they didn't grow up to be ugly. I never found any appeal to them. It seems like once they turned 18, nobody cares about them anymore.
Lindsay Lohan - After she dropped the weight. Before, I couldn't get enough of her.
Paris Hilton - See Diaz except for the Mask. In fact, most girls that I find unattractive are that way because they need to put some weight on.
In fact, there's too many. I'm going to stop here.
Ninja Scooter
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Kabuki Waq
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Incognito said:before nigerian:
after....:x :X:x
:lol :lol :lol
Other than they eyes there is barely any diffrence ! :lol
I thought it might be interesting to post some GOOD pictures of some of the girls mentioned in this thread. Of course, these pictures are fairly heavily processed, but still.
Katie Holmes:
Carmen Electra:
Christina Aguilera:
Angelina Jolie:
And for that punk that said Jessica Alba:
Katie Holmes:
Carmen Electra:
Christina Aguilera:
Angelina Jolie:
And for that punk that said Jessica Alba:
Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
seems like some of these are reaching
I didn't know Zellewelegezer or Rachel Weisz or Cate Blanchet were considered hot by most
but Melissa Joan Hart yes!
what the hell!? I never understood the fixation with her
and I also add Sarah Michelle Gellar
I didn't know Zellewelegezer or Rachel Weisz or Cate Blanchet were considered hot by most
but Melissa Joan Hart yes!
what the hell!? I never understood the fixation with her
and I also add Sarah Michelle Gellar
Brian Fellows
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Ninja Scooter said:
About the only person in this thread I havent agreed with. Also the thread starter because I love Katie Holmes.
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
Wendo said:I thought it might be interesting to post some GOOD pictures of some of the girls mentioned in this thread. Of course, these pictures are fairly heavily processed, but still.
Katie Holmes:
Carmen Electra:
Christina Aguilera:
Angelina Jolie:
First two I'll give you. Second two.....not so much.
gollumsluvslave
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I would have seconded Angelina Jolie until I saw the poster for Mr & Mrs Smith
She is stunning there, but I reckon that's cos all the crack-whore tatoos are hidden :lol
Other people i've find overrated (now) or never understood the attraction with (ever):-
Kate Beckinsale post Hollywood - from the quintessential English Rose to fake-tanned munter! Very dissapointing, check out the movie haunted for when Kate was nicest
Lisa Snowdon - she is ok to look at but if you hear her talk the illusion is shattered forever :lol You can do much better Georgeie boy!
Pam Anderson/Jenna Jameson/Silvestedt etc - meh
Penelope Cruz - she looks like a Fraggle, or one of the Dark Crystal creatures :lol
Fully agree on Cameron Diaz after the Mask? WTF? She looks like a completely different person.
People suggested in this thread that I can only assume people are smoking crack to think they aren't hot:-
Rachel Weisz
Katie Holmes
Nicole Kidman (it's all in the precence for me)
I'd agree with most of the usual suspects tho (Hilton,Anniston etc)
She is stunning there, but I reckon that's cos all the crack-whore tatoos are hidden :lol
Other people i've find overrated (now) or never understood the attraction with (ever):-
Kate Beckinsale post Hollywood - from the quintessential English Rose to fake-tanned munter! Very dissapointing, check out the movie haunted for when Kate was nicest
Lisa Snowdon - she is ok to look at but if you hear her talk the illusion is shattered forever :lol You can do much better Georgeie boy!
Pam Anderson/Jenna Jameson/Silvestedt etc - meh
Penelope Cruz - she looks like a Fraggle, or one of the Dark Crystal creatures :lol
Fully agree on Cameron Diaz after the Mask? WTF? She looks like a completely different person.
People suggested in this thread that I can only assume people are smoking crack to think they aren't hot:-
Rachel Weisz
Katie Holmes
Nicole Kidman (it's all in the precence for me)
I'd agree with most of the usual suspects tho (Hilton,Anniston etc)
OpinionatedCyborg
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Fuzzy said:
I don't like her because her face is saggy. Pointy noses are hawt tho.
ManaByte
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Wendo said:I thought it might be interesting to post some GOOD pictures of some of the girls mentioned in this thread. Of course, these pictures are fairly heavily processed, but still.
Katie Holmes:
Carmen Electra:
Christina Aguilera:
Angelina Jolie:
And for that punk that said Jessica Alba:
Katie Holmes looks like a certain 90's pornstar in that picture.
Ned Flanders
Banned
Initial post = hot garbage. Katie was at the TOP of my to-do list, at least before all this Tom Cruise mess, and before she went to the "anorexia diet" look.
Speaking of which, so many of these broads look ssooo much hotter with a little MEAT ON THEIR BONES!!
Alba in Idle Hands = Dope!!
Jolie in Gia = Fuckin'-A shitballs mayne!!
Lohan Mean Girls = I'll chaperone her dance anyday!!
Katie in The Gift (truly, a gift to mankind) = GLORIOUS
They were all still slimly figured, but with enough meat on their bones to make fucking them seem less like being the Crypt Keeper's gay lover. Thank god Serena is still holding it down with the junk in the trunk!! My god that bodysuit photo gets blood flowing to erectile veins I never knew I possessed!! I'd definitely give her the overhand smash, if you know what I mean (ok I might be forced to brownbag it after these photoshops, but the booty would pull me through)..
But other than Holmes (I'm still holding out hope), Alba, and Jolie (although she bothers me at times), this thread is mostly on point. Garner, Cruz, and the fake plastic bimbo types all get the gas face. I'd give Horsejaw a pass because something about her boobies mezmerizes me.
Speaking of which, so many of these broads look ssooo much hotter with a little MEAT ON THEIR BONES!!
Alba in Idle Hands = Dope!!
Jolie in Gia = Fuckin'-A shitballs mayne!!
Lohan Mean Girls = I'll chaperone her dance anyday!!
Katie in The Gift (truly, a gift to mankind) = GLORIOUS
They were all still slimly figured, but with enough meat on their bones to make fucking them seem less like being the Crypt Keeper's gay lover. Thank god Serena is still holding it down with the junk in the trunk!! My god that bodysuit photo gets blood flowing to erectile veins I never knew I possessed!! I'd definitely give her the overhand smash, if you know what I mean (ok I might be forced to brownbag it after these photoshops, but the booty would pull me through)..
But other than Holmes (I'm still holding out hope), Alba, and Jolie (although she bothers me at times), this thread is mostly on point. Garner, Cruz, and the fake plastic bimbo types all get the gas face. I'd give Horsejaw a pass because something about her boobies mezmerizes me.
SolidSnakex
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gollumsluvslave said:
WTF?
Kate's f'n gorgeous.
gollumsluvslave
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SolidSnakeEx:-
I used to think Kate was stunning, but i've totally gone off her She was way more beautiful and natural looking back in movies like Shooting Fish, Last Days of Disco etc. She looks fake these days IMO. I hate her hair in that pic above. She still looked good in Underworld tho
I used to think Kate was stunning, but i've totally gone off her
She was way more beautiful and natural looking back in movies like Shooting Fish, Last Days of Disco etc. She looks fake these days IMO. I hate her hair in that pic above. She still looked good in Underworld tho 
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
I'll never understand the love for Sarah Michelle Gellar. If she were a regular girl walking down the street I wouldn't pay her any mind.
Most overrated woman of all time. You can easily find much finer women with better asses with a quick walk through Washington Heights or Spanish Harlem.
Personally, I never thought Catherine Zeta Jones was that hot. She has a flat ass. Granted she's not ugly, but she's not as hot as people claim.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Mr. Ed with a weave.
Sandra Bullock looks homely to me.
Julia Roberts is so fucking overrated. Nothing special about her whatsoever.
Jennifer Garner..........what's the big deal?
Paris Hilton.....flat ass...no tits....boyish figure....
Jennifer Aniston........ Brad can do better.
In fact, many of these famous people are not hot at all. Any token girl in a rap video looks hotter than all these celebs.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Mr. Ed with a weave.
Sandra Bullock looks homely to me.
Julia Roberts is so fucking overrated. Nothing special about her whatsoever.
Jennifer Garner..........what's the big deal?
Paris Hilton.....flat ass...no tits....boyish figure....
Jennifer Aniston........ Brad can do better.
In fact, many of these famous people are not hot at all. Any token girl in a rap video looks hotter than all these celebs.
The Bookerman
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Ninja Scooter said:
GODDAMN YOU, THAT'S A MAN BABY....
Venus williams... I freakin hate with a passion. She's the ONLY one that really looks like a man.
I also dislike the following females:
Lindsay Lohan: Looks like a stupid broad I would have dated when I was 15...
Paris Hilton : She looks like a blow-up doll
Alizée, never understood the appeal of that girl.
http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/alizee/alizee-pics-001.jpg
Looks.. meh'
http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/alizee/alizee-pics-001.jpg
Looks.. meh'
nitewulf said:
what
Her ass looks like that because her back is seriously arched. The kind of ass i'm talking about is pronounced like that without laying on your stomach with your hips and ass poking out in an unnatural arch. Post a pic of her standing up regularly or to the side. I need an ass like Melyssa Ford, Ki Toy Johnson, Esther Baxter, Vida Guerra or Kenya Moore. These Hollywood bitches ain't cutting it, sorry. Some of you guys have no idea what ass is.
shattyboombatty
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:lol :lol :lolPhoenix said:
All the generic looking ones, especially blondes. Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra and all that boredom. Also the skank lookers like Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera. And a special spot all to herself for Sarah Jessica Parker, who's face is better suited for opening cans than posing for cameras.
You're as cold as ice.Ninja Scooter said:
About the only universal candidate for me is Jennifer Garner. The only time she looks hot is when she's undercover on Alias, and that's often because of makeup, hair, and costume. Outside of that, she looks extremely average.
The only people who find Morgan hot are geeks on the internet. She has her moments where she looks attractive, but "hot" is a stretch, unless you like 'em manly.btf1980 said:
Wendo said:
I don't know what kind of athletics you've been around, but Catherine Zeta Jones doesn't look like or have an athletic ass. Unless sipping vodka martinis and marrying old rich guys is now an athletic endeavor.
I rest my case, some of you guys have no clue what an in shape ass looks like. None of the women I mentioned are fat. They probably have a lower bodyfat percentage that the "athletic" Zeta Jones. That's alright though. It's America, we can have different opinions, even though you're wrong as a motherfucker. :lol
What's next, Natalie Imbruglia has a round ass. :lol
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