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[Jak140]

Well, it's not technically a contest because there's no judge or prize (unless you count your own self satisfaction), but what is the worst made up book title you can think of?

Mine: I Went To the Ice Cream Store and Bought Me Some Ice Cream: A True Story

 

[BigJonsson]

The world is round

 

[MrAngryFace]

Betrayal in Death
Nora Roberts; J. D. Robb

 

[dog$]

In before "Johnny and the Humongosaurus"

Uh..

"Justification for Higher Medical Standards vol. 3: African Circumsicions"
"The Only Difference Between This Book and My LiveJournal Entries Is That Nobody Can Attach goatse.cx Pictures At The End Of My Writing"

 

[Matt]

“How to Make Your Penis Fall Off in 5 Easy Steps”

 

[Gattsu25]

A Tale of Redemption and Self-Appreciation - Happy Gilmore: Behind the Scenes

 

[Eminem]

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

 

[Mama Smurf]

Baby Rapes: An Illustrated History

 

[Mermandala]

"I Hafta Poop Fo' Real like a Coup De Ville: The Toilet Papers"

 

[Kiriku]

How to mate

 

[Chony]

"Richard Karn and the Quest for the Last Twinkie"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"So Your Mom is a Bull Dyke..."

 

[drohne]

"the gastrointestinal peregrinations of tapeworm o'tapeworm, that sauciest of tapeworms"

 

[Alex Anderson]

Famous Black Place Kickers

 

[Ecrofirt]

Fucking Your Mother

 

[Bob White]

All Kids who Have Cancer DESERVE it and they shouldn't be given the pleasure of watching 'You Got Served'.

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

100,000 Ways to Drain Your Checking Account

 

[Diablos]

"Hi, I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message: A look inside of the RNC's advertising techniques"

Someone will freaking do that too.

 

[way more]

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends

 

[ballhog]

Rembrandt Farts

 

[MrPing1000]

Mary's tits explode in great balls of fire.


Uncle Jenkins touchies billy in an impure manor art 3

 

[Scrow]

Life for Dummies

 

[COCKLES]

Requim for a bream - A guide to Fresh Water Fishing.

 

[iapetus]

Cocky and Funny for Dummies

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

"Gaffers Cry: How Serafitia got her groove back."

 

[GDGF]

Zen and the Art of Pedophilia

 

[=W=]

Gaping Anuses by Mary Higgins Clark

 

[scorcho]

A Spoonful of AIDS by Arthur Ashe. Foreword by Magic Johnson.

 

[firex]

"The Kao Teh Yang"

 

[Poody]

Aids Cure Fags by Red Cross

 

[firex]

"The idiot's guide to burning faggots: The definitive book for fireplace enthusiasts"

 

[scorcho]

since we're on an AIDS kick

"Wilt's Fucking Lucky" by Magic Johnson
"And You Thought Syphilis Was Bad" by Freddie Mercury
"I'm Only Telling You Cause I Got It!" by Rock Hudson