Would you be a first settler on Mars?

Chromata

Chromata

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Chances are high that the first settlers on Mars will die relatively early, face potentially horrible catastrophes, and overall live difficult lives. However, they will also be given the privilege to experience what no other human has or will for some time (potentially generations). They would be a part of history.

Would you join their ranks and sacrifice your life here on Earth and if so, why?
 
One time my friend invited me to play on his Minecraft server. I didn't have a good time, I wasn't into the game, but what I did enjoy doing was baking cakes, and hiding them in the strangest of places. In random caves, underwater, or in a random spot under the soil. After I uninstalled the game, he would keep messaging me--"YOU HID A CAKE UNDER THE LAKE?" "UNDER THE HOUSE?" "YOU'RE SO WEIRD."

For generations to come they'll keep finding my Martian cakes. Tourists will go on scavenger hunts, hoping to make the evening news with a sugary discovery.
 
YES!

Martian women are extremely hot and totally worth dying for :p

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I'd go on the third or fourth wave of colonization, where I'd be able to last longer than a few weeks. The first waves will basically be dealing with Mars as a pre-pre-pre-pre-alpha product, 99.999% hostile towards the human animal. The downside of being part of the first wave wouldn't just be death, it'd be an unbelievable pain in the ass living there.
 
Helping our species take it's first steps in taking our rightful place amongst the stars would be a privilege and an honour, well worth the risks involved.

If I could be of any use in achieving that brighter future for us all, I would do so without a moments hesitation.
 
I don't think so, I like being alive and I like the Earth.

I'd much rather help create a sign or an obelisk/monolith that could last for eternity, making sure future humans or whatever it is that lives in the far future knew we were here.
 
I don't think so. Home means too much to me. As this will likely happen many years from now, and much later in my life, and I can't imagine seeing my final years out infinity miles away from everything I ever knew and loved.

It would be the adventure of a lifetime for some, but not for me.
 
I heard that chinese people could be good candidates, since they're used to hot, dry, polluted lands
 
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Sure thing! I don't care if I die two seconds after touching down as long as I'm the first to do so. My name would live in the history books forever. I can think of worse legacies to leave behind.
 
HA, holy fuck no. Space is awesome to look at and study... nothing would get me to go... not even into Earth orbit.. You guys can have it all... I'll stay right here. If Earth is doomed to be destroyed by some terrible space disaster or something, I am going down with the ship. Best of luck to you all.

Now excuse me I'm going to go watch a space movie. Maybe Alien.
 
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Hell no. I won't even be the first to take a coronavirus vaccine.

Getting off the Earth sounds tempting, but I won't be first.
 
No. If something were to go wrong, which it will, there would be no chance of rescue or salvation. Also consider that non-earth planets not only are inconducive to human life. Anything needed to live would have to come from earth, which ultimately begs the question of the purpose of an interplanetary colony in the first place. You would have to have some sort of sustainable environment with usable resources like on earth for any long term settlement to succeed, as I expect there to be long times for supply refreshment (I believe conservative estimates are at least 3 to 6 months, but realistically much longer).
 
As a big fan of proper gravity, I say nay. Call me when O'Neill cylinders become a thing.
 
The whole video is worth a watch, but this bit stood out to me as being something that should be so obvious and yet it never even occurred to me.

 
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Eventually, with enough hard work and dedication, we'll make our entire solar system the best place in the whole 'verse.
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It's like there is only one thing to eat in the whole universe and it's just a dry ass cracker but since it's all we got it's the best cracker in the whole expanse of time and space.
 
MetalAlien said:
It's like there is only one thing to eat in the whole universe and it's just a dry ass cracker but since it's all we got it's the best cracker in the whole expanse of time and space.
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Gotta play the hand we're dealt. No other way around it. Challenge breeds excellence.
 
Imagine that there will likely be humans one day so advanced that they will view the voyage to the Americas from Europe in a similar vein to the Mars and Moon expedition. They'll see them as the first tiny baby steps from their explorer ancestors. In thousands of years, those undertakings while incredibly vast to us, the perspective in the future of such primitive voyages might only seem slightly more impressive than one another.
 
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Ar¢tos said:
What's the internet speed there?
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Interplanet or intraplanet?

SpaceX plans to have a Mars Starlink satellite grid for planetary communications like the one it's currently deploying here on Earth, so Mars internet should be good if so.

Communication latency between planets would be 3-4 minutes at best, so Galactic Call of Duty multiplayer is off the table.
 
EviLore said:
Interplanet or intraplanet?

SpaceX plans to have a Mars Starlink satellite grid for planetary communications like the one it's currently deploying here on Earth, so Mars internet should be good if so.

Communication latency between planets would be 3-4 minutes at best, so Galactic Call of Duty multiplayer is off the table.
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I played MechWarrior 3 against Australians using dial-up.

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