Would you become a first settler on Mars?

Only if there are three-breasted women.
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Water bottles and a really advanced pee filtration system for when it gets rough.
So need to rely on people from Earth sending water?
You know some fucker at some point is gonna say "sending you water just isn't profitable enough anymore. Bye"
 
I'm waiting until space travel hits the level of Farscape. My dream is to chill at home. Only your home is a living ship, and every time you look out the window, you're in a new place. But you're still chilling at home.

Being a first settler on Mars would be like the sci-fi version of being a pilgrim, only 1,000x harder. You'd be stuck out in the middle of nowhere constantly worried about food and threats you aren't prepared to handle. You'd make up a holiday called Thanksgiving 2 on the one day you can remember you had lots of food and weren't actively starving. Would be some awesome views though. Like living in Arizona during a pandemic with a hazmat suit on.
 
So need to rely on people from Earth sending water?
You know some fucker at some point is gonna say "sending you water just isn't profitable enough anymore. Bye"

Look on the bright side, it'll be extra incentive for you to start looking for potential water on Mars.


I've never seen a chimps weiner before, it's so small. I wonder what it looks like when they get it up :pie_thinking:
 
Look on the bright side, it'll be extra incentive for you to start looking for potential water on Mars.



I've never seen a chimps weiner before, it's so small. I wonder what it looks like when they get it up :pie_thinking:
See this is a gaming post...there has to be some AO game that has that
 
Pretty sure even Elon said the first settlers will most likely die. Huge risk at start but once things become more safe I would but then again I doub't we'll see it happen in the next 30 years if I make it that long or our planet for that matter.
 
Are you asking me would I slaughter thousands upon thousands of Martians just so I could establish some kind of Starbucks coffee shop on Mars? I would have to say, Yes.
 
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