WrenchNinja
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Would.
Would you date/nail your cousin if you could?
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You shouldn't regret it. I think she did you a favor of unlocking the doors of sexuality at such a young age. You wouldn't know better at that age.
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PsihoPerihelion
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Yes, she always did the first move. I was 3 years younger and a total rookie. She was my first female encounter on every aspect. I never dated a gal until I was 19.
First time, yeah, quick as a Clint Eastwood shot in a western. We tried to not make noise as her brother was next to us in another bed. Second time, we did a shit lot of noise but we where both alone at home.
Oh, I don't regret it in that way. What I wanted to say is that the days, months after we did it, I regret it thinking "what if our family knows this?" or "what if she gets pregnant?" (you can imagine what happened if I was asking myself this second thing) I was young and inexpert on that matter.
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You're a good person, Yogsam.
Winterfang
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Cousin Fooling GAF = Best Gaf?
Winterfang
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Always-honest
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No. But i know a guy who said he would love that. In fact, i think he would even fuck his sister. I think he'll fuck anything that moves.
that gif justifies the existence of this thread
legacyzero
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If my cousin was Olivia Wilde, then yes. YES.
Sorry Messi.
Sorry Messi.
threetri333
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This thread makes me think of tying the knot with this girl I hang out. She'd not blood related, but she's of the same ethnicity. I'm pretty sure it'll be a home run if I tried.
Choke on the Magic
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I think the whole first cousin thing is mostly taboo in the US. I have to admit I personally find it off putting, but there's apparently negligible increase in genetic risks to procreate with a first cousin. You have my approval First cousin GAF.
Scofield94941
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you should have just masturbated to the fantasy, for fucks sake it is your cousin dude
I still don't see much wrong with it.
Seriously, I can't believe how sickened people feel by this.
One thing is banging your sister, the girl/woman you lived with, for years, ever since you were born. Another thing is banging your cousin, the girl who sometimes visited you and you saw her less than your friends at school. If she looked like you, then that would be slightly creepy.
Edit: Just to clarify, I haven't banged my cousin but I recently found out I have a cousin that I never met , in the US. Would definitely bang.
this would be a big maybe
1. has to be a cousin i hardly know and lives far far away
2. has to be hot and not crazy
3. one night fling, not a relationship.
and the whole procreate with retarded babies is seriously retarded. if you met a girl who you fell in love with but discovered her family is riddled with genetic diseases, would you not have kids? or even stop dating?
1. has to be a cousin i hardly know and lives far far away
2. has to be hot and not crazy
3. one night fling, not a relationship.
and the whole procreate with retarded babies is seriously retarded. if you met a girl who you fell in love with but discovered her family is riddled with genetic diseases, would you not have kids? or even stop dating?
yeah sure whatever man go for it
Edited too late, so:
"Just to clarify, I haven't banged my cousin but I recently found out I have a one, that I never met, living in the US. Would definitely bang."
Kinky John
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Yeah, why not.
No...I wouldn't. It'd be a pretty horrible thing to do to intentionally have kids knowing the probability of them having some disease (say, child onset Diabetes) was high. Just adopt.
Rainbow In The Dark
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You just reminded me that when I was younger I would fap while imagining me fucking myself. Something like me and one or even two clones all having sex. I'm not gay, but I enjoyed that for some reason.
As for the thread's question: I would probably do it only if we saw each other once every 5 years or so.
Guerrillas in the Mist
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I remember meeting second cousins of mine a long time ago, when I was 12-13 and they were a couple of years older (they might have been twins, I can't remember). I thought they were pretty good looking, but even at that level I was pretty disgusted with having those thoughts.
jim-jam bongs
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There are billions of women in the world, why the fuck would I nail my family members?!
But what if you're cousin is a 10. I understand the whole "all women are beautiful" mumbo-jumbo but you don't meet very many 10s.
Guerrillas in the Mist
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Out of curiosity, where does GAF draw the line? Second Cousins? Third Cousins? Fourth?
I imagine if you're dating someone from the same area as you, you probably share a common ancestor if you go back 150-200 years.
Edit: To answer my own question, I'd probably say third. Probably because I'd have no idea unless people in both our families were doing research into our family trees.
I imagine if you're dating someone from the same area as you, you probably share a common ancestor if you go back 150-200 years.
Edit: To answer my own question, I'd probably say third. Probably because I'd have no idea unless people in both our families were doing research into our family trees.
jim-jam bongs
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I'm from Sydney, and Mrs Bongs is from New York. Sorry the people where you live are fugly.
Darkmakaimura
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This thread lit up neogaf hashtag Twitter like a Christmas tree. This board is going to look like to some people yokels playing dueling banjos in the Ozark mountains.
Is the Mila Kunis?
Is the Mila Kunis?
GoddyofAus
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While we're on the subject, If Mila Kunis was my cousin, that shit would be getting ploughed every night. I don't even care.
And, not to sound rude, but I doubt Mrs. Bongs is a 10, I also doubt any of your neighbors are 10s. Location only goes so far, a rare commidity is still a rare commidity.
IceDoesntHelp
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No. I would have killed her by now.
Hell yeah
jim-jam bongs
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Oh we're easily 10s. Sucks to be you I guess, cousin lover.
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