Would you date/nail your cousin if you could?

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I don't think so, no. though I do have 1 cousin who, last I saw her (like 15 years ago), would definitely be considered hot. If I was unmarried and a bit inebriated, I'd admit that it might be difficult to resist.

I know a guy who got a bj from his cousin once. I guess it was kind of okay on his part, because he didn't know of the relationship until later. Not sure if she knew or not.
 
All my cousins are fat. I know how conceited this is going to sound but I'm honestly the only family member that's under 30 that looks normal. So I'm going to say a big fat no but I've never been in a situation where I was around an attractive family member that's around my age, so I feel fortunate I never have to think about awkward stuff like that.
 
Shadybiz said:
I don't think so, no. though I do have 1 cousin who, last I saw her (like 15 years ago), would definitely be considered hot. If I was unmarried and a bit inebriated, I'd admit that it might be difficult to resist.

I know a guy who got a bj from his cousin once. I guess it was kind of okay on his part, because he didn't know of the relationship until later. Not sure if she knew or not.
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Posting relevant facts in a thread is not weak ass bait though. Inconvenient and embarassing for you? Cheeky from me? Yeah.

But for something so prevalent in a large part of the world, there ought to be some defenders for it. This is GAF, where's the cousin marriage defense force?
 
Megalosaro said:
I was under the impression that reproducing with a cousin was about the same as reproducing with a stranger, genetically
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Pretty much, I personally know a couple who are first cousins, they have 2 beautiful perfect babies. They are very happy city people and you wouldnt ever know they are cousins just by looking at them.
 
I don't have any sort of attaction towards any of my cousins. So I would not, and even if I had, I think I still wouldn't do it.
 
I'm adopted so I can fuck the shit out of any family member.

That being said I have all dude cousins..
 
Pau said:
My cousins are all younger than me - although the oldest (a guy) is just a year younger. In Spanish we have a term for first cousins: primos-hermanos. They're basically siblings. So no, gross.
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Where I live we have a saying about cousins

"los primos se exprimen"

y eso incluye los primos-hermanos

I thought it was like that in all hispanic countries.

Fudgepuppy said:
I would if I didn't know she was my cousin.

But no, doesn't matter if we're 1% blood-related in genetics.
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That's rather silly. For all you know, your girlfriend/wife is 1% related to you. You should watch this video. We are more relatable than you think.
 
Instigator said:
Posting relevant facts in a thread is not weak ass bait though. Inconvenient and embarassing for you? Cheeky from me? Yeah.

But for something so prevalent in a large part of the world, there ought to be some defenders for it. This is GAF, where's the cousin marriage defense force?
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Some cultures don't see it as a taboo. What's the issue ?
 
Isn't it already not a taboo in some cultures/nations?
By the sound of it, it seems most people posting in these threads are not from there then.

Still, there's plenty of references being made to shameful cousin funking in western culture (the big bang theory, arrested development. Etc)
 
SquiddyCracker said:
Isn't it already not a taboo in some cultures/nations?
By the sound of it, it seems most people posting in these threads are not from there then.

Still, there's plenty of references being made to shameful cousin funking in western culture (the big bang theory, arrested development. Etc)
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Some have no problem being bigots or advocating killing apostates at NeoGAF. But I don't think being pro-cousin-fucking can earn you the ban stick, so why so shy?
 
Kitsunebaby said:
The only real arguments I can understand against incest are those against genetic defects from inbreeding, or emotional manipulation due to familial bonds. I'm not ever having kids and, not being close to my extended family, there would be no manipulation there so I would have no problem with it.

Again, it doesn't really matter since I'm not attracted to any of my relatives that I've met.
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The chance of genetic defects between first cousins is only marginally higher than between to unrelated individuals. Having a baby in your late 30s-early 40s has an equally elevated risk. It was more of an issue for certain genetic disorders in smaller, very isolated communities due to the founder effect.

Genetic risks between second and third cousins are no different than the risks between two unrelated individuals.

Most people aren't interested in their cousins in North America, and a few other societies, but if they are, more power to them I guess.
 
I used to do some nasty shit with my male cousin when I was 7-8. One time I was reading these Russian dirty comics and told my cousin we should emulate one of the scenes. I got caught by my mom, and she beat me with a hanger. That's when I officially realized that kind of shit is wrong.
 
In Spanish we have a saying/rhyme that says: "A la prima se le arrima" (in English it would be something like "To the cousin you can rub it").

But still... I wouldn't.
 
A good poster said:
I used to do some nasty shit with my male cousin when I was 7-8. One time I was reading these Russian dirty comics and told my cousin we should emulate one of the scenes. I got caught by my mom, and she beat me with a hanger. That's when I officially realized that kind of shit is wrong.
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Yeah, that is exactly how I and my cousin started. We would do all kinds of shit (except for sex) when I was 10 and she was 13. We did it for years, until one day (I was 17 and she 20) we went into a family trip to the beach and had to sleep together at night. The rest, well, use your imagination for the details.
 
Yogsam said:
Yeah, that is exactly how I and my cousin started. We would do all kinds of shit (except for sex) when I was 10 and she was 13. We did it for years, until one day (I was 17 and she 20) we went into a family trip to the beach and had to sleep together at night. The rest, well, use your imagination for the details.
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I have a very poor imagination.
 
Yogsam said:
Yeah, that is exactly how I and my cousin started. We would do all kinds of shit (except for sex) when I was 10 and she was 13. We did it for years, until one day (I was 17 and she 20) we went into a family trip to the beach and had to sleep together at night. The rest, well, use your imagination for the details.
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What would you guys do?
 
Yogsam said:
Yeah, that is exactly how I and my cousin started. We would do all kinds of shit (except for sex) when I was 10 and she was 13. We did it for years, until one day (I was 17 and she 20) we went into a family trip to the beach and had to sleep together at night. The rest, well, use your imagination for the details.
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There was a zombie outbreak so you two shot them up.
 
Instigator said:
Posting relevant facts in a thread is not weak ass bait though. Inconvenient and embarassing for you? Cheeky from me? Yeah.

But for something so prevalent in a large part of the world, there ought to be some defenders for it. This is GAF, where's the cousin marriage defense force?
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Marriage? Ew.
Sex? Hell Yes.
 
A good poster said:
Yogsam, I never did that with my male cousin. I just pretended of "penetrating him" like the Russian comic I read.
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Oh, by what I said with the first reply I did to you I mean we started having "contact" around the same age. We would close the door of a room and start doing shit. I didn't exactly wanted to say "hey, I did absolutely everything you do" It was probably bad wording from my part and I'm sorry about that.

To be honest, it's something you kinda regret when you grow up but at the same time, I enjoyed the shit out of her. I would never ever do it again, and I have a huge amount of hot cousins in my family.
 
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