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[belmarduk]

Would you live in a house with Resetera members?

 

[nush]

I'd rather live in this house.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

 

[DeafTourette]

If I did, I'd be in jail for beating them all up.

 

[Tschumi]

Typical internet mindset to think a forum prescribes the entire mental makeup of a poster...

... But in an abstract house, comprised of walking stereotypes, no i don't think i could live there, because I'd try to give a second side to an argument at some point and be soberly asked to pack my bags for being a filthy human.

 

[Warnen]

Couldn't stand all the random pronouns, most of the youtube channels I watch will prob be banned from the Wi-Fi as well. Hard pass

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Tschumi]

Must watch that again

 

[haxan7]

Couldn't stand all the random pronouns, most of the youtube channels I watch will prob be banned from the Wi-Fi as well. Hard pass

Were you watching Ben Shapiro again? Reported.

 

[JimmyF]

Can't stand the stench of tears and Cheetos, so no.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

No, but there would be perks living nearby.

If you need some green dye for St Pattys Day beer, I'm sure they could spare some from their gallon jugs.

 

[Schattenjäger]

Why ? So I could be pestered to clean and cook since most of them have no life skills? Sorry I don’t want to go to sleep and listen to them jerking off to anime and comic book characters

 

[GeorgPrime]

Is it mandatory to sniff old underwear if the room mates?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I'd be banned from the house within 2 hours for simply having an original opinion

 

[haxan7]

Is it mandatory to sniff old underwear if the room mates?

It’s pretty much mandatory to take a sniff if you find old underwear lying around.

 

[Raven117]

Bwahaha. Perfect

 

[lachesis]

I like solitude... so answer is hard no. Doesn't really matter who that is.

If I can't afford this house that I'm living now - I'd rather move to a smaller, more affordable place than moving in with anyone.

 

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- I would probably be the first to get kicked out for being transsexual when that term is supposedly now a "transphobic" no-no word.

 

[GreenAlien]

Like, for free?

If I had my own room with a lock, probably, yes.

 

[Bullet Club]

The Resetera staff are fun people:

Sharing a house with them could be...good...

 

[melekind]

never...I came here just a few days,but I think I don't need R anymore.I play game to relax and keep childishness ,politics and wrangle are exhausting

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Nope, those guys are a bunch of retards. Should be called Retardera.

 

[Star-Lord]

Sure, why not? I couldn’t possibly think of better housemates to have. They’re all so liberal and open-minded, not racist, homophobic or transphobic in the slightest. We’d get on great.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[UnNamed]

What happens in Resetera stays in Resetera.

Spoiler

and plead do not post anything related to that cesspool

 

[BadBurger]

Imagine living with people who are offended by almost everything.

 

[FunkMiller]

The weird cunts who run the site and shut down any debate or wrongthink?

I‘d rather stick wasps in my eyes.

The generally normal gamers who probably make up a large swathe of the site’s membership?

No. Not them, either.

Mind you, I wouldn’t live with any of you smelly bastards. Gamers are awful. You’d probably leave skids on the toilet and not shut the fridge door.

 

[cormack12]

Every conversation would be the below with terrible analogies and stupid comparisons that jump to the extreme end to try and 'win'. In fact it would be like a realy shit, soy version of big brother.

This is how it would go

 

[Kraz]

 

[nush]

Every conversation would be the below with terrible analogies and stupid comparisons that jump to the extreme end to try and 'win'. In fact it would be like a realy shit, soy version of big brother.

This is how it would go

BB5, now there's a blast from the past.

 

[strange headache]

Sure, why not? I couldn’t possibly think of better housemates to have. They’re all so liberal and open-minded, not racist, homophobic or transphobic in the slightest. We’d get on great.

 

[GymWolf]

Can i be imprisoned for murder while i live there?!

But yes, it would be fun, they can't ban me, they are forced to listen me calling them names all day long, and i'm probably more physically imposing than the whole forum combined so they really can't do anything to make me shut up, sometimes i daydream about having an unbannable account over there where people are forced to read my insults...

 

[GymWolf]

The Resetera staff are fun people:

Sharing a house with them could be...good...

I can't legit tell if the first gif is a man or a woman...

 

[V1LÆM]

I don't want anything to do with the people that go on that site. If you say you visit it then it immediately makes me not want to talk to you or take you seriously. If I found out that any my friends had an account there I'd start avoiding them.

 

[mekes]

It’s not like they would leave their rooms. And the answer is still no, even if they paid me to stay.

 

[V1LÆM]

Like, for free?

If I had my own room with a lock, probably, yes.

only if it has this kind of door?

 

[GymWolf]

I don't want anything to do with the people that go on that site. If you say you visit it then it immediately makes me not want to talk to you or take you seriously. If I found out that any my friends had an account there I'd start avoiding them.

I think people visit that place for some free comedy gold.

 

[Star-Lord]

Was I not American enough for you? My bad.

 

[Bullet Club]

I can't legit tell if the first gif is a man or a woman...

It's Chris Chan so...

 

[DKehoe]

Why would a Resetera house be a thing?

 

[strange headache]

Why would a Resetera house be a thing?

If it would, this is how I'd imagine it:

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

It'd be a pretty bitter and miserable experience in terms of trying to have a conversation about anything. But I'd like to think there are reasonable people who post there, can we cherry pick sane members?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I can't legit tell if the first gif is a man or a woman...

Well her preferred pronouns are she/her but she’s currently in jail for having sex with her mother that has dementia.

The real question is how long could a Reee house put up with a straight cis male white devil like me in its midst. I am extremely tolerant of other people who aren’t like me, but if you identify as a fae or deer or whatever, I’ll be hard pressed not to constantly laugh at you

 

[GymWolf]

Well her preferred pronouns are she/her but she’s currently in jail for having sex with her mother that has dementia.

The real question is how long could a Reee house put up with a straight cis male white devil like me in its midst. I am extremely tolerant of other people who aren’t like me, but if you identify as a fae or deer or whatever, I’ll be hard pressed not to constantly laugh at you

Even if they don't put up with you, there is nothing they can do about it, this is the fun part.

That rorschach gif is on point, it's not a metter of you being forced to live with them, it's them forced to live with what they hate the most, hilarity guaranteed.

 

[Star-Lord]

Well her preferred pronouns are she/her but she’s currently in jail for having sex with her mother that has dementia.

Now I definitely want to live in a ResetEra house.

 

[DKehoe]

If it would, this is how I'd imagine it:

You know, I've heard about this but don't actually know the specifics. I'll need to give it a watch later.

 

[strange headache]

You know, I've heard about this but don't actually know the specifics. I'll need to give it a watch later.

Good.

 

[Yoshi]

Same answer as for GAF: Depends on which members are in the house.

 

[Banjo64]

I’d just love to trigger them all by saying the most innocuous of things like ‘who was that black guy you were talking to?’