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[It's all in the wrist]

I'd be the king of that house by default.

 

[Coolwhhip]

You would have to move in with their parents then.

 

[Amory]

Oh does their mom have another room available?

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Who's pairing up with Taysan then??

 

[Kraz]

It was self defense.

 

[Bullet Club]

Oh does their mom have another room available?

The Resetera basement has a spare spot available.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Who's pairing up with Taysan then??

I always assume people with anime avatars eventually end up in prison for child porn possession.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

Imagine the smell.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Yeah and I'd fuck everyone living in it.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Yeah and I'd fuck everyone living in it.

It's like a muslims dream, living with 72 virgins.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Yep, that got me

 

[Clear]

Definitely not in Scotland LOL

 

[SafeOrAlone]

I'm trying to decide what's funnier: Resetera or the posts here bragging about how they could beat them up.

Reminds me of a MySpace profile my friend and I used to laugh at. It started with a basic introduction before quickly devolving into how willing to get into a fight the guy was, which went on for like two paragraphs. Something about "pride is more important to me than being the 'bigger person'".
Shit was hilarious.

 

[Star-Lord]

I'm trying to decide what's funnier: Resetera or the posts here bragging about how they could beat them up.

Reminds me of a MySpace profile my friend and I used to laugh at. It started with a basic introduction before quickly devolving into how willing to get into a fight the guy was, which went on for like two paragraphs. Something about "pride is more important to me than being the 'bigger person'".
Shit was hilarious.

I didn’t know you had me on MySpace.

 

[AJUMP23]

I probably wouldn't want to live in any house with any people from the internet. Except for Maiden Voyage we would be awesome together.

 

[nush]

.

No chance, you sound like a wanker.

 

[nush]

Who's pairing up with Taysan then??

Matt404au, for real.

 

[captainraincoat]

What about a third option op….you could stay in a resetera house but the only tv you had was Fox News….your delivery driver for food was Donald trump and you next door neighbours were bill cosby and Charlie sheen

 

[SafeOrAlone]

I’m only really interested in living with Gal Gadot at this point.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[ManaByte]

I’m only really interested in living with Gal Gadot at this point.

 

[ipukespiders]

Up the ante. Make it thirty days for 1 million dollars.

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Marvel]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Chris Chan, Trump gifs, the Final Fantasy House, AND Resetera in one thread? Is this Christmas?!

 

[Toots]

Would you nail your balls to a wooden table just for the hell of it?

 

[Pejo]

You know, I've heard about this but don't actually know the specifics. I'll need to give it a watch later.

It's a wild ride, that's for sure. Mostly just in a "how can people like this be real?" kind of way.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Me: *moving in*

Resetera: "Hey buddy do you want to play with us?"

Me: *moving out again*

 

[BadBurger]

I picture it like a season of The Real World. Only some console warrior mass shootings us in episode 3.

 

[Star-Lord]

I picture it like a season of The Real World. Only some console warrior mass shootings us in episode 3.

Or some guy trying to make us sleep with his mom.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sure, I'll take one for the team;

 

[funkygunther]

No, they’re a weird breed of American liberal that cherry picks whatever it wants from socialism on a whim, usually if it doesn’t interfere with the capital they’ve got or the products they buy. I’d have absolutely no idea where anyone stands on anything.

 

[BigBooper]

Is there a noose?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is there a noose?

For you or the residents?

 

[Halo is Back]

They’re all so liberal and open-minded,

 

[Kev Kev]

I’d rather go outside and slam my ween in the car door

 

[BigBeauford]

*me, Midwestern fella walking in the first day*

Hey guys!

 

[Fbh]

I don't like roommates to begin with.
But roommates that are also hyper woke, overly sensitive SJW's that probably talk about politics the whole day and will probably want to kick me out the first time I express any sort of "wrongthing".

No thx, I'd literally rather live in my car for a while.

 

[Star-Lord]

It really is surprising how many people think I was being sincere with that post.

 

[BigBooper]

For you or the residents?

Either, or.

 

[Happosai]

I picture it like a season of The Real World. Only some console warrior mass shootings us in episode 3.

Guns would be forbidden...

Only witty insults will suffice in war with a Reset roommate. Ante up on your use of how "toxic" their behavior is.

 

[nush]

Sharing is caring in the ree house.

 

[Darchaos]

No thx, you guys in USA can keep them

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sharing is caring in the ree house.

Is this a gangbang?

 

[Dark Star]

me in my room in the resetera house

 

[SidViscous]

Being dark, hell yes.

They would all be begging me to shag their girlfriends. They would jump to my defence in any battle even if I was in the wrong, and best of all I can say the longue is my poc safe space and get it all to myself.

Where do I sign up?

 

[nush]

Being dark, hell yes.

They would all be begging me to shag their girlfriends. They would jump to my defence in any battle even if I was in the wrong, and best of all I can say the longue is my poc safe space and get it all to myself.

Where do I sign up?

At resetera, sorry you're not near the top of the oppression pyramid.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

I don't like fat people, so no.