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[Stouffers]

Us humans pay to have our hair cut, teeth cleaned, colons evacuated, nails trimmed, private’s waxed, cysts drained, etc. Is it too much of a reach to pay someone to thoroughly bathe you?

How much would you pay to have a stranger bathe and groom your fat nasty body?

 

[Brian Fellows]

No thank you. I'm not a big fan of being touched by other people.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I've paid for much less.

 

[Tesseract]

i don't allow anyone to help me, this applies to just about everything everything in life

i'll probably kill myself if it ever gets to that point

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Depends, Is it Lacey Chabert?

 

[Airola]

I would pay to bathe Tesseract. Just for the lulz.

 

[jshackles]

Lots of people pay hospitals to bathe them, I hear it's pretty expensive

 

[Airbus Jr]

Are u sure Teseract?

 

[triplestation]

a hooker would do it

 

[Tesseract]

Are u sure Teseract?

sure of what, would i bang the living christ outta naomi watts?

you bet i would.

 

[haxan7]

Like a RDR2 bath?

 

[Tesseract]

I would pay to bathe Tesseract. Just for the lulz.

well when you put it that way

 

[belmarduk]

Us humans pay to have our hair cut, teeth cleaned, colons evacuated, nails trimmed, private’s waxed, cysts drained, etc. Is it too much of a reach to pay someone to thoroughly bathe you?

How much would you pay to have a stranger bathe and groom your fat nasty body?

No.
Do you warsh yourself with a rag on a stick?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Why the fuck not? I’ve had plenty of professional massages. Get up in that gooch real good, woman!

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Yeah, who is doing the bathing? I could see this taking off, OP. People get massages and facials so what not a full body cleaning.

 

[Ailynn]

I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just for them to bathe at least once a week.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just for them to bathe at least once a week.

Oh come on Ailynn!

 

[TrainedRage]

I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just for them to bathe at least once a week.

Sorry about that. Trying to save water in these trying times.

 

[jshackles]

I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just for them to bathe at least once a week.

At first I read this as "I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just to have them bathe me at least once a week"

Probably because I've had a few hot co-workers as well. But - sorry about the bad workplace hygiene, that's the worst.

 

[J-Roderton]

No. No I wouldn’t. I won’t even let my woman in when I’m showering. That’s MY TIME!

 

[Mihos]

My wife is a nurse, she has bathed her share of people.

Also, a lot of spas already offer bath services.... And not just the shady Asian place.

 

[Tesseract]

for real, the indignity of needing help is a mind killer, i'd rather go out on my own terms than succumb to the decays of nature

i get that some sick people need assistance, not talking about those outliers and the help they need (to each their own)

but that life is not for me, i'll blow my brains out before it gets to that point

 

[Ailynn]

To be honest, the people I'm talking about smelled like they rolled around in garbage and excrement on the regular...with breath that smelled like a hot wind through a midsummer zombie stampede.

 

[Stouffers]

My wife is a nurse, she has bathed her share of people.

Also, a lot of spas already offer bath services.... And not just the shady Asian place.

Does she ever come home and bathe you or is that reserved for paying customers?

 

[Breakage]

When you reach a point in your life where you can no longer wash yourself, you will likely have to let some woman who looks like Big Momma bathe you.
This is why Dignitas exists.

 

[Grinchy]

I'm 6'2, which isn't some otherworldly height or something, and I still can't find any bath tubs that I fit into for anything but the most uncomfortable and awkward bathing session. I don't know if I'd pay extra for someone else to see me looking like a half-drowned preying mantis.

 

[Kamina]

To be honest, the people I'm talking about smelled like they rolled around in garbage and excrement on the regular...with breath that smelled like a hot wind through a midsummer zombie stampede.

You dont work for a garbage dispoal firm by any chance, do you?

 

[TaySan]

I can bathe myself well enough so i don't see a need to pay someone else to do that. Then again i'm cheap lol

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Whoa whoa whoa Tesseract , this is a luxurious bath like Arthur Morgan takes, not some end of life sponge around the flaps and folds end of life care. Now answer the question again in the proper mindset

 

[bitbydeath]

As long as I get to pick who.

 

[Ailynn]

You dont work for a garbage dispoal firm by any chance, do you?

Close enough...it was for human resources at a morally corrupt company.

 

[Stouffers]

As long as I get to pick who.

You’re blindfolded.

 

[haxan7]

You’re blindfolded.

Whoa there cowboy

 

[Tesseract]

Whoa whoa whoa Tesseract , this is a luxurious bath like Arthur Morgan takes, not some end of life sponge around the flaps and folds end of life care. Now answer the question again in the proper mindset

no, i don't let anyone help me with anything under any circumstances

i think it's insulting and would rather just die

 

[TheSadRanger]

My wife is a nurse, she has bathed her share of people.

Also, a lot of spas already offer bath services.... And not just the shady Asian place.

I was about to say, isn't this basically what a table shower is at shady massage parlors?

 

[Meowzers]

Already tried it on RDR2. It felt good.

 

[sevoro]

Yes, if it's a woman and for the experience.

 

[Mistake]

I once saw a show where some giant fat guy was regularly sponge bathed by nurses at his house, paid by the NHS, so there’s that.

For myself? I dunno about strangers, but that liquid soap they sell in japan is straight up amazing with the gf

 

[neobiz]

I do a lot of OPs list myself

I'll leave it to your imagination

 

[Rentahamster]

I will bathe you if you pay me at least . . . . . . 6 dollars and seventy five cents Canadian.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Peasants

 

[MasterCornholio]

I'd pay them to bathe me in public.

 

[ManaByte]

Like those Nuru massage videos?

 

[nush]

When you reach a point in your life where you can no longer wash yourself, you will likely have to let some woman who looks like Big Momma bathe you.

Japanese Soap lands laugh at your ignorance.

This is why Dignitas exists.

What woman hate is this supposed to mean from you this time?

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Two-time CS: GO female champs Dignitas Female is expanding its coverage to Valorant—debuting last weekend with back-to-back events. The all-female pro team D

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[Karma Jawa]

I suspect I’d have to.

 

[rabbitontherun]

You guys should visit a turkish bath (hamam).
You'll get a bubble bath, a massage and they'll scrub your dead skin off.

Just fyi: men bath men, women bath women

 

[nush]

they'll scrub your dead skin off.

Which is totally awesome BTW.

 

[Tesseract]

how many serfs do you guys have

 

[newtypepilot]

nuru massage is amazing

 

[DESTROYA]

You guys should visit a turkish bath (hamam).
You'll get a bubble bath, a massage and they'll scrub your dead skin off.

Just fyi: men bath men, women bath women

I’m Greek so fuck the Turks!
I’d rather chop my balls off before letting a a Turk do anything for me.