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[Agent Dormer]

Bald.

 

[BlackMage]

Bald.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

bald and then get a hair system


(ive seen some in person and you CANNOT tell)

 

[xabre]

Bald.

Even if you manage to lose all that fat say hello to excess skin draping all over the place.

 

[The Shadow]

Fat as in you can lose it or fat as in permanently fat for the rest of my life?

If it's the first, I'd rather be fat since it's correctable. If it's the second, I'd rather be bald.

 

[way more]

I'd rather be dead.

 

[Bregor]

Lets see, my father was balding and so was my mother's father, so I'm probably going to end up bald anyway.

Being even slightly overweight has serious long term consequences for your health, increasing the chances of heart disease greatly, for example. My family also has a history of heart disease - I don't think I need to add to my risk factors.

So given that I'm probably going to end up bald anyway, and that being fat would put me at great risk for heart disease, I'll choose the baldness.

 

[mashoutposse]

If neither condition is reversible, then bald by far.

 

[BuddyC]

Bald. By far the healthier choice. Weight loss/gain is a constant struggle, and becoming lazy and content with one's weight problem greatly increases numerous medical risks. Being bald, on the other hand, just makes you look bad ass.

edit: fuck, bregor said it already, and he said it better too.

 

[TKM]

Bald by far

 

[Dan]

I don't think the point of the question was "pick one and then figure out a way to reverse the choice". It's more like, "which one would you prefer to live with, no ifs, ands or buts about it".

So, with that said, I'd definitely rather be bald.

 

[SA-X]

Bald, because as many people have already stated, it looks cool.

 

[ElyrionX]

Bald

 

[Red Dolphin]

I don't think the point of the question was "pick one and then figure out a way to reverse the choice". It's more like, "which one would you prefer to live with, no ifs, ands or buts about it".

So, with that said, I'd definitely rather be bald.

Exactly.

Bald +1

 

[nubbe]

I want to be bald, fat and short

 

[Blackace]

Bald... us brothers look pretty good with clean shaven domes

 

[MrSingh]

if I can't lose the weight then bald.

nothing sexier than a buff bald dude. I love 'em!

 

[Hooker]

Bald, I will become bald at one point of my life so...

 

[GDGF]

Bald. I'd just shave my head all the way, buy mirror shades, and try my best to pull off the old 'Morpheus'.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Fat. You can lose the weight.

 

[ruffles]

Fat.
Hair is a must have for me.

 

[DJ Demon J]

Bald, of course!

I'm surprised we've made it this far without a picture of Tycho from PA. I'm disappointed in you, neo-GAF.

 

[SyNapSe]

Fat.
Hair is a must have for me.

No-one wants a hairy fat man!

 

[Triumph]

For those who are fat AND bald, my condolences.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Bald.

I'd then proceed to get really buff and tan.

 

[EmSeta]

Bald.

I'd then proceed to get really buff and tan.

IAWTP

 

[iapetus]

Bald. And armed with the power to mystically strike down the people who are missing the whole point by insisting they'd actually be neither because they can lose weight or grow hair.

 

[Black_Mamba]

Bald.

 

[Vicious]

Bald. I'd much prefer the Billy Corgan look over being fat.