WrassleGAF September Edition: Look At The Adjective; "Wrassle"

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upJTboogie said:
Looks like a waste of time after watching some other YT vids, shame.
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It was such a waste, weeks of Kane getting beaten up by his imposter (which had its own build up due to the may 19th stuff), he lost on ppv to the faker at vengeance 2006 and then the whole thing got scrapped on the following raw after vengeance with Kane beating down the fake and taking his mask back.
 
Mark Henry is getting cheered here, because people feel like he deserves it for being with the company so long, but the guy is horrible in the ring. Of all the people they could push this is probably one of the worst options besides Khali that they could choose. TNA is not going to be in the Impact Zone tonight. That alone makes me want to atleast tune in, even though the show sounds bad on paper.
 
BoboBrazil said:
Mark Henry is getting cheered here, because people feel like he deserves it for being with the company so long, but the guy is horrible in the ring. Of all the people they could push this is probably one of the worst options besides Khali that they could choose. TNA is not going to be in the Impact Zone tonight. That alone makes me want to atleast tune in, even though the show sounds bad on paper.
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You're a total mark for not liking Mark. I bet you don't like Orton either. OR DIVAS! MARK!!!!!!
 
BoboBrazil said:
Mark Henry is getting cheered here, because people feel like he deserves it for being with the company so long, but the guy is horrible in the ring. Of all the people they could push this is probably one of the worst options besides Khali that they could choose. TNA is not going to be in the Impact Zone tonight. That alone makes me want to atleast tune in, even though the show sounds bad on paper.
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You talkin' bad bout big Mark?



IT'S PERSONAL
 
It's like the same as that Kane push from last year. People here kept wanting him to win the title and he finally did then stunk up the main events of ppvs for months and months lol. You guys can calm down. I already paid my air bill.
 
BoboBrazil said:
It's like the same as that Kane push from last year. People here kept wanting him to win the title and he finally did then stunk up the main events of ppvs for months and months lol. You guys can calm down. I already paid my air bill.
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Mark Henry wishes he could be as entertaining as Gremlins 2.
 
BoboBrazil said:
It's like the same as that Kane push from last year. People here kept wanting him to win the title and he finally did then stunk up the main events of ppvs for months and months lol. You guys can calm down. I already paid my air bill.
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I was actually NOT one of the people splooging over those corny ass, overproduced Kane promos with the dramatic music, red lights and all that junk. Mark Henry is a legit good heel powerhouse. Just let him destroy people and furniture every time he's out there, and we'll be fine. They don't have to do a whole lot in ring to get him over.
 
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Net_Wrecker said:
I was actually NOT one of the people splooging over those corny ass, overproduced Kane promos with the dramatic music, red lights and all that junk. Mark Henry is a legit good heel powerhouse. Just let him destroy people and furniture every time he's out there, and we'll be fine. They don't have to do a whole lot in ring to get him over.
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What's the upside? The guy is old, injury prone, can't work a match, and has very basic mic skills. Give his push to any other big guy and they could get over with it or do better with it. They could have given it to Broadus Clay or Husky Harris.
 
So after a late catch up of RAW, I see HHH only stars in films where someone is finishing their prison sentence? Lol seriously, so soon after that last film?!
 
BoboBrazil said:
What's the upside? The guy is old, injury prone, can't work a match, and has very basic mic skills. Give his push to any other big guy and they could get over with it or do better with it. They could have given it to Broadus Clay or Husky Harris.
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I guarantee that there's no way Brodus Clay or Harris would've provided the one liners, or gif/vignette material that Henry has in the same time frame.

And the upside is that they could get someone over when they finally take him out. Imagine what it could do if they were building Daniel Bryan at the same time and he eventually made Henry tap. Now you'd have a legit powerhouse heel that looks and acts the part, as well as a legit submission beast who made Mark Henry TAP when no one else could pin him without underhanded tactics.

EDIT: When Henry is ready to retire, or they've done everything they can with him, THEN you bring Harris and/or Clay back in and replace him.

EDIT2: Not like any of this fantasy booking matters since they'll just force him to wrestle a boring, standard 10-15 minute match that won't get over, and he'll lose to an RKO Out Of Nowhere™ anyway.
 
Matthew Gallant said:
Taught my 2 year-old to point and nod today. She's got the nod speed down pat, but she points up instead of ahead.
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Did you teach her to botch moves and get caught doing performance enhancers too?
 
Matthew Gallant said:
Taught my 2 year-old to point and nod today. She's got the nod speed down pat, but she points up instead of ahead.
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Congratulations, you have created Sabu.

Hmm, Sin Cara v Sabu, who would botch harder...?
 
So I just turned on Impact.....WHAT THE HELL? Why are they giving away the first Flair vs Sting match since 2001 on free tv? This should be on PPV and would sell this PPV on it's own. But they're taping it on Impact the next night to air on 9/15. I just don't get this company some times.
 
djsandman said:
So I just turned on Impact.....WHAT THE HELL? Why are they giving away the first Flair vs Sting match since 2001 on free tv? This should be on PPV and would sell this PPV on it's own.
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LOL!

I'd say it shows they know the match has no value anymore in 2011, but then again it's TNA so they probably thought this match was going to be their big ratings draw.
 
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
LOL!

I'd say it shows they know the match has no value anymore in 2011, but then again it's TNA so they probably thought this match was going to be their big ratings draw.
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It has more value than Kevin Nash wrestling in WWE in 2011.
 
Shadowlink said:
Same thing that happens with every TNA episode.
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They tried to ruin the
wrestling
world.

They're Hogan and Russo
Yes Hogan and Russo
One is a dumbass
The other's just old
Not on the same page-
-except to put TNA in its grave
They're Hogan, yes Hogan and Russo-
-so so so so so so so so

Before each show is done-
-another face or heel has turned
By the dawning of the sun
The storyline gets burned

They're Hogan and Russo
Yes Hogan and Russo
Trainwrecks are gold-
-but even repeating ones get old
The wrestlers don't get paid
Kurt Angle makes me afraid

They're Hogan, yes Hogan and Russo-
-so so so so so so so DERP

dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun dun
 
djsandman said:
It has more value than Kevin Nash wrestling in WWE in 2011.
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Kevin Nash was brought in for a specific angle involving probably just one or two matches to eventually build up to a bigger feud. And a feud in which he would put over a new superstar, its not like he came back to wrestle Dusty Rhodes

Hogan, Bischoff and Flair have been stinking it up in TNA for a damn long time now.
 
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