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[AmethystEnd]

Spoiler

Catherine

Lascivious eyes
force the climb to true freedom
'til love is over

----
Also

Put it in my ass
The Last of Us Remastered
Put it in my ass

I can't...fucking stop laughing.

 

[flyinpiranha]

Wakka Wakka Wak
Ka Wakka Wakka Wakka
Wakka Wakka Wak

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

I secretly think
the level of GAf discourse
in haiku improves

 

[anotherVegan]

Gods of Time and Space
Creation and Destruction
Ball in my pocket

 

[Alienous]

I barely escaped
"Almost a Jill Sandwich". Heh.
Barry is a dick.

 

[Stumpokapow]

I secretly think
the level of GAf discourse
in haiku improves

shut up dumb fanboy
your fav console is hot trash
come at me bitch. mods?

 

[theechrisfox]

Mean mug all you want
My green shell aim is precise
Please, not a blue shell.

 

[TitusGroan]

I secretly think
the level of GAf discourse
in haiku improves

Wot u talkin 'bout?
Suck on my hairy nutsack
Filthy casual

Spoiler

EDIT

Ninja'd by Stumpy
Trolling in Haiku is hard
Yet has elegance

 

[Qwark]

Sega had it all
Chu, Seaman, and Sky Pirates
Oh, and Sonic too.


Sonic overstayed
Valk, Shenmue, Shining all dead
I miss the Dreamcast

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Gods of Time and Space
Creation and Destruction
Ball in my pocket

Don't Believe the lies!
Pokemon evolution?
It was all design

 

[MikeDip]

Tribute to The Sims

This is a nice room
Too bad I took out the doors
Piss yourself and die

 

[cpp_is_king]

Games these days... Crazy
How many ways can i fuck?
Dragon Age, the game.

 

[Baleoce]

Hey, c'mon c'mon!
Are you okay? Buster Wolf!
Power Wave! OK!

 

[AmethystEnd]

shut up dumb fanboy
your fav console is hot trash
come at me bitch. mods?

A trolling troll trolls
To ban, or not to ban him
Oh shit, it's a mod

 

[maxcriden]

shut up dumb fanboy
your fav console is hot trash
come at me bitch. mods?

besada watches
head tilting ever slowly
a true anti-stump shake

 

[Baron_Calamity]

Why can't I drown them?
These simple Sim BROs I hate
Need to suffocate.

 

[DryvBy]

Gunpowder burns the steel
A horse thief falls to the side
Welcome to Plainview

 

[Stumpokapow]

more like grand canyon
than silicon valley, yo
ps2 for life

 

[Sir Blaming]

a news was carried by the wind
a place called "Neogaf" appear from the abyss
where bish stares adrift

dark was the room
the warrior starts to gloom
as he was to lose

the bomb has been planted
with a bullet plastered on his face
"fuck awp" was displayed

 

[Seyavesh]

got this one bagged
i just gotta kill vergil
oh shit he landed

 

[Stumpokapow]

rogue warrior sucks
short and crappy fps
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

shut up dumb fanboy
your fav console is hot trash
come at me bitch. mods?

yeah, cool story bro.
lets see what NPDs say.
you are just butt hurt.

Wot u talkin 'bout?
Suck on my hairy nutsack
Filthy casual

Spoiler

EDIT

Ninja'd by Stumpy
Trolling in Haiku is hard
Yet has elegance

I saw my error
shortly after my posting.
STFU bitch!

 

[Alienous]

Tribute to The Sims

This is a nice room
Too bad I took out the doors
Piss yourself and die

Oh look, it's a pool
Wait, where did the ladder go?
Forsaken by god

 

[Stumpokapow]

braid is about nukes
or so this youtube told me
what is braid about?

 

[Papercuts]

Nabbit stole from me
All of my money, the prick
Refrigerator

 

[ninge]

Tribute to The Sims

This is a nice room
Too bad I took out the doors
Piss yourself and die

I actually laughed out loud and applauded in the office. Nice work!

 

[Qwark]

Stuck in the matrix
Presidential destruction
Guess I'll crush some nuts

Spoiler

SR4

 

[maxcriden]

hummus; sparkling water
snacks of a gourmand gamer
give Kirby a bite...?

 

[Stumpokapow]

daisy chained RF
sticking out of my TV
like a little tail

 

[cpp_is_king]

Choice for the ages
Ps4 or xbox one?
Wii U? Pshhh.. Yea right

 

[Pattrikx]

roll this, little prince
we broke the stars and planets
your cousins will help

 

[TitusGroan]

more like grand canyon
than silicon valley, yo
ps2 for life

You talkin' shit fool!
OG Xbox is the king
Dat Chaos Theory

 

[Raticus79]

I made you pancakes
No we can't have a pool yet
Wait for DLC

 

[Baleoce]

Conglaturation
This story is happy end
A winner is you

 

[random25]

Yo, Captain Falcon,
I'm gonna show you my moves,
Directly to you!

 

[Stumpokapow]

la li lu le lo
kojima: a crazy guy
crap story crap games

 

[SoundLad]

Proceed to the Dark,
Where Old ones anticipate,
Praise the Sun, sweetheart!

 

[Kerned]

The walls are shifting.
This will be my best run yet.
Oh shit, goddamned spikes!

 

[Manu]

Check my powers, yo
Smoke, neon and video
I'm OP as fuck

 

[Nap1400]

Taken to a realm
I see the words "Red Capote"
I buff for my life

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Don't know if you know
about the haiku culture.
(I am an expert)

 

[graywords]

Chilling on your throne
You don't belong in this world
This wine tastes awful

 

[Stumpokapow]

kickstart my indie
awesome brony MMO
only need 10k

edit: making games
is hard so i spent your cash
on MLP merch

 

[TitusGroan]

Buried six feet down
That which is dead can ne'er die
The Last Guardian

 

[random25]

Hey, Kojima-san!
I'm so sick of Metal Gear!
Snatcher sequel, please!

 

[maxcriden]

Don't know if you know
about the haiku culture.
(I am an expert)

Hahahaha!!! Amazing.

 

[Zakalwe]

30fps
this shit is unplayable
uninstalling now

 

[Drencrom]

Dead man roam the land
His soul lost since the fog came
Poor sod slain by maneater

 

[cavemancolton]

Kingdom hearts 2:

On the seventh day
His friends, his city, his life
Thrown to disarray

 

[Qwark]

Legaia Legends
Best Role Playing/Fighting Game
But nobody knows