write a haiku about a video game (Monday GAF poets, win a prize)

"it's art", he told her
she didn't agree at all
a second date? nope.

at least he still has
his figurine collection
anime boobies
 
Bolts and Clanks,
Smashing and Blasting,
Joy to the World

Colorful worlds,
Collecting Orbs and Eco,
What a fun romp this is :D!

Running through loops,
Again and Again,
When will this ring end?

My life....
Things feel so real and solid,
But am I really here?

Racing around,
With my best pals to boot,
.....But that damn blue shell?!

Rolling Around,
At the Speed of Sound,
....What is that truck doing?!?

Blast from the past,
Modern and Classic,
Blue skies aplenty

Man, this is just too fun :D!
 
Backlog is too big
More great games are coming out
First world problems, no?

So Battlefield 4
Are you out of beta yet?
Save game gone again
 
One unread PM
Modbot what's in store for me?
Fuck. it's just bad rats
 
missingno is cool
pokemon full of glitches
m̩͙̦̞͓̭͕̎e̡͍̩͙͔͖͎̭͗ͭ̓̊̑̈mǒ̡͖͓͓̜̲̬͇r̶̉͛͗͗̈́̏ͮy̗̹̅̆̐͂̏ͧ̕ ̭͙̟̾̒ͅc̪̺̘͈͇̓͒ͩo͍͖͙̗̬̯̰ͩ͋͟ŕ̻ͅr̝ű̴͎̘̙̞̩̫͈̑̅͆̒p͕͍͚̀̄t
 
Monsters inside me.
Should she have trust in me -- them?
Can I trust myself?

Unconscious body
She wouldn't mind if I just..
Damn it, she awoke.


Shadow Hearts
 
missingno is cool
pokemon full of glitches
m̩͙̦̞͓̭͕̎e̡͍̩͙͔͖͎̭͗ͭ̓̊̑̈mǒ̡͖͓͓̜̲̬͇r̶̉͛͗͗̈́̏ͮy̗̹̅̆̐͂̏ͧ̕ ̭͙̟̾̒ͅc̪̺̘͈͇̓͒ͩo͍͖͙̗̬̯̰ͩ͋͟ŕ̻ͅr̝ű̴͎̘̙̞̩̫͈̑̅͆̒p͕͍͚̀̄t


This post made me laugh
I laugh because it is true
Want to trade a Mew?
 
I gust you away
Teleporting behind you
Meet my katana

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Shadowrun, some of the most fun I had last gen. Come back. Please come back.
 
my backlog, so big
positively gigantic
it shall outlive me

Edit:

stump is on fire
listen to the madman now
(maybe call the doc)
 
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