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[SparkleMotion]

Emerald Weapon lurks
The sea, now his dark domain
One hit kills await

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Hyping up Smash Brawl
Learning how to do wave dash
What the fuck? I tripped?!

 

[Icefire1424]

Demons from hell converge
Purification through pain
They killed my bunny

Spoiler

Doom

 

[Shantom]

Objection failure
Miracle never happen
Phoenix Wright over

 

[maxcriden]

maxcriden needs tagged
"haiku warrior," "noble poet,"
GAF's Generous God

you old flatterer
nrvalleytime, too nice
this is not a haiku

trail of white pellets
seldom leads to victory
in a maze of ghosts

love this.

knows not of TRAUMA
yet shows great excitement for
Metroid crossover

(*dedicated to you maxcriden! )

i still think this idea is amazing.

will anybody
ever even come back to
read posts in this thread?

*waves*

Diddy Kong Racing
A sequel is in order
Made by Monster Games

if only. yes, please.

i don't envy max
gaf escapes reality
so many haikus

you almost get into a trance-like state
reading so many

so many shells
lightning, bananas and stars
new rainbow road sucks

almost as bad as donut plains

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

More gears will be built,
than states of matter that can
constitute a snake

 

[Tokieda]

I grow, raise, pluck you
It think of you as friends, but
Are you just my slaves

 

[Stumpokapow]

Rented FF7
Forgot a memory card
Could not turn off game

 

[daydream]

noby noby boy
take me to the moon, noby
takahashi-san

 

[graywords]

This revelation
Gives handjobs a new meaning
I abuse my wife

If she could say no
Get that restraining order
BC2: Disarmed

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

"Capacitive screen?
Resistive is so much better!"
Said no one ever.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Found a secret code
A B A C A B B
Don't tell your mom, OK?

 

[Azure Wolf]

Trucking down the road

With French 80's radio

Europe is my realm

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Spooky little girl
Haunts your memories, shoot them
Into ashes quick

 

[random25]

It is not Smashing
When Captain Falcon's not in
Show me your moves, punk!

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Ready camera.
Killing ghosts with photographs.
Also need new pants.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Majestic the Game
New AIM Message from EA
Game and real life blend

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

iddqd
Now you have the power to
kill Cyberdemon.

 

[SparkleMotion]

Sneaking into base
Peaks, "A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?!"
Snake is so surprised

 

[graywords]

Hey, look, G's bloodstains
We're meeting G over there
Suffer like G did?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Always online, great
City the size of a pea
Simulation Clouds

 

[SparkleMotion]

Leaping through the air
Twin guns loaded, firing
Time slows to a crawl

 

[flohen95]

"SONIC THE HEDGEHOG"
The one from 2006
Horrible design

 

[daydream]

almost as bad as donut plains

don't you like donuts?
this track is delicious fun
just don't eat too many

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Best Zelda ever
Legend of Zelda TP
Worst Zelda ever

 

[SparkleMotion]

Hunter of the dark
Whip cracks smartly in the night
Belmont's legacy

 

[LurkerPrime]

Some occult sights,
a ghost of a chance to solve
arcane puzzles.
~The Blackwell Epiphany

 

[random25]

Shulk, defy future!
Monado, lend him your strength!
For a better world!

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

don't you like donuts?
this track is delicious fun
just don't eat too many

What 'bout Andonuts?
Isn't he delicious too?
...Sorry that I asked...

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

love this.

form is only part
of what defines a Haiku
flow's important too

edit:

Just to clarify
I think this is why many
in here miss the mark

 

[nikos]

Sony PS4
Antonio Banderas
This is NeoGAF

 

[SparkleMotion]

Hero of legend
Save the world from dark despair
Ocarina plays

 

[Shantom]

From a friend again:

Trails in the Sky is
taking ages to come out.
A Steam release soon?

Trails SC is great.
Or so native speakers say.
When can I try it?

 

[TL21xx]

One Dragon and Koi
A bitter betrayal must
Resolve by game's end

Spoiler

Yakuza 1

 

[maxcriden]

Majestic the Game
New AIM Message from EA
Game and real life blend

I was really interested in this game when I read about it in GamePro or something back in the day. I guess we don't see many ARGs like this these days. At the very least it was innovative for its time.

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Roof of hospital.
Maybe the helicopter...
is made of chocolate.

 

[Labadal]

A man who never
eats pork buns is never a
a whole man, eat it

 

[JPS Kai]

Youtubers and cash
Being paid to praise the games
Where's the disclosure?

 

[random25]

In a world of strife!
Against the odds, choose to fight!
Eat this! Blossom Dance!

 

[Bitanator]

Princess Peach kidnapped
Mushrooms, Koopas, Goombas, Jump
Where is my cake bitch?

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Hide yo' wife, yo' kids.
Ev'rybody's gon' get raped!
...seriously, hide.

Can you guess the game, without getting distracted by the meme?!

 

[nrvalleytime]

you old flatterer
nrvalleytime, too nice
this is not a haiku

You caught the eighth syllable. And I truly thought you wouldn't read them all. Well played. Haha!

 

[LurkerPrime]

Simulation game
designed for immense profit -
woohoo you EA!
~The Sims 4's, EA, and a journey into simlish obscenities

 

[Solid Samus]

Project-o Cross-zan
waste of my hard earned money
a vapid shitpile

 

[SparkleMotion]

Tires spitting smoke
Finish line is just in sight!
Wait, what's that blue shell?

 

[Sanador]

Wishlist items are
on Steam Sale at big discount;
No money left now

 

[random25]

Face me if you dare!
I fear not the Jaws of Death!
Dance with me! Gale Slash!

 

[supernormal]

Faint sounds of despair
The smell of death in the air
Must remain aware

(TLoU)

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Oh no, please god, no.
Don't do this to me, Sarah.
Please don't die on me.

(I'm very sorry )

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

this games tires me
why can't I just stop and go
do something useful?