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[Hitman]

Just watching Entertainment Tonight and it says Britney Spears is gonna marry one of her backup dancers? WTF is wrong with this bitch.

 

[Deku Tree]

which dancer?

 

[RedDwarf]

I don't know, the current headlines read "Britney Changes Wedding Plans Again, to Become Nun Instead ". http://www.watleyreview.com/2004/071304-3.html

 

[ShadowRed]

WTF WELCOME TO TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!!!

 

[xsarien]

Remember, kids: You only defile the sanctity of marriage when you marry someone the same gender as you. Two shotgun weddings in a year, getting married on TV for cash, courting midgets, choosing a mate based on an elaborate take on Red Rover, Red Rover, and seeing how long a signifcant other can stay faithful on an island filled with people pulled out of an Abercrombie ad are still okay!

 

[revivalist]

God bless America, people.
This would only have been made possible by the Bush administration. So when you have your voting ballot in hand, just remember...
PUSH FOR BUSH!
PUSH FOR BUSH!
PUSH FOR BUSH!