wtf man wtf WTF you are getting thread post privileges back after Jesus' return

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The hidden face is the only answer.
You won't unsee it.
 
Dresden said:
attention whore doesn't recognize other attention whore? How curious.
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Off topic (which would be a blessing considering the actual topic of this thread): Your avatar confuses me. It's splashing again!
 
Man this is a funny thread to stumble into on a Saturday afternoon.

Don't really know what more to add or say that hasn't already been said.
 
Funny you should ask OP, because I found myself in that exact situation last Tuesday. Of course, a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, so I'll leave it to your imagination which animal I chose.
 
nyprimus2 said:
Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!
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yo po my bro where you wanna go behind these doors i got three fine hoes

well looky there you got a sheep, you're just like that ho bo peep
 
Hey what the hell, this is the same dude that made the "Are women sometimes attracted to ugly men?" thread a few days back. By my count this makes the two most entertaining off topic threads of the entire week, and he gets rewarded with junior status? That shit ain't right. For what would GAF be without the occasional oddball like Vigilant Walrus?

I say give him his thread rights back! Hell, if I didn't lose my privileges for this atrocity of a thread then neither should he!

Ah who am I kidding, I don't care, this train wreck is just a blast to watch :lol
 
:lol I got that dolphin fucker book, actually. It's written at about an 8th grade level. The guy visits a small dolphinarium that does shows for tourists in Florida to take pictures for a book, and one of the females starts coming onto him hard. From that point on it's all about the guy having bad trips and dreaming about turning into a dolphin and stuff, between having unsatisfying encounters with various women. Then finally the guy gives in and poons the phin, then a couple months later it dies and he cries a lot. The end.
 
Tarazet said:
:lol I got that dolphin fucker book, actually. It's written at about an 8th grade level. The guy visits a small dolphinarium that does shows for tourists in Florida to take pictures for a book, and one of the females starts coming onto him hard. From that point on it's all about the guy having bad trips and dreaming about turning into a dolphin and stuff, between having unsatisfying encounters with various women. Then finally the guy gives in and poons the phin, then a couple months later it dies and he cries a lot. The end.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
Tarazet said:
:lol I got that dolphin fucker book, actually. It's written at about an 8th grade level. The guy visits a small dolphinarium that does shows for tourists in Florida to take pictures for a book, and one of the females starts coming onto him hard. From that point on it's all about the guy having bad trips and dreaming about turning into a dolphin and stuff, between having unsatisfying encounters with various women. Then finally the guy gives in and poons the phin, then a couple months later it dies and he cries a lot. The end.
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oh my god i am dying
 
Tarazet said:
:lol I got that dolphin fucker book, actually. It's written at about an 8th grade level. The guy visits a small dolphinarium that does shows for tourists in Florida to take pictures for a book, and one of the females starts coming onto him hard. From that point on it's all about the guy having bad trips and dreaming about turning into a dolphin and stuff, between having unsatisfying encounters with various women. Then finally the guy gives in and poons the phin, then a couple months later it dies and he cries a lot. The end.
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I mean, I really wanted to be sympathetic. And I could relate to him as someone who feels the same kind of unwanted, unfulfillable urges towards our fellow creatures on this earth. But even I think that book is pretty much the worst thing ever.
 
i read something on the internet once about a man being intimate with a dolphin that beached itself specifically to have sex with him. :D
 
Tarazet said:
I mean, I really wanted to be sympathetic. And I could relate to him as someone who feels the same kind of unwanted, unfulfillable urges towards our fellow creatures on this earth. But even I think that book is pretty much the worst thing ever.
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It's a miracle you don't have a tag yet.
 
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