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[RadioHeadAche]

 

[Zengar]

Obligatory post

 

[mckmas8808]

I mean, I really wanted to be sympathetic. And I could relate to him as someone who feels the same kind of unwanted, unfulfillable urges towards our fellow creatures on this earth. But even I think that book is pretty much the worst thing ever.

So you are gay right?

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Ok fuck this thread. I've learned that OP wants to fuck a dolphin.... and then got even more creepy with the begging for acceptance by Neogaf, then I found out about DolphinFucker: The Book, which lead me to a site with sex fantasy stories involving dolphins.... and a link to a news story about some woman (maybe man) who is getting married to a theme park ride.... and dreams of fucking it (god that interview was creepy)... and now people are posting fucking comics with cats doing naughty things to people.

Not only will swimming with the dolphins never be the same.... but I've been scared for life in like four different ways.

 

[ZephyrFate]

this thread is a goldmine :lol :lol

 

[Tarazet]

So you are gay right?

Yeah, let's go with that.

 

[dschalter]

OP is a truly awesome joke character.

 

[GONz]

Fuck. A. Duck.

But don't let the duck fuck you!!!

 

[Einherjar]

Hmm... I guess I must have had the definition of a terrorist wrong all this time. So the war on terrorism began when they threatened Americans to bang dolphins?

 

[freddy]

I'd have to go with a sheep I think. That way you could bury your head in it's wool and pretend you were at home with your head in the pillow on a lonely Saturday morning after a sleep in.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

 

[Subliminal]

erm. yeah.

 

[the chris]

Didn't think I'd have to use this pic again so soon

 

[LowParry]

I don't know what's worse. The OP or people responding to his/her question. :lol

 

[Jex]

Wow.

Great thread. Great new title.

The perfect way to start a Saturday morning.

 

[Snuggles]

I would fuck Bigfoot.

 

[Numpt3]

Well, whatever floats your boat I suppose :lol

 

[davepoobond]

wut

 

[PetriP-TNT]

So terrorists have you family, and the president.

Are you a bad enough dude to fuck this dolphin?

 

[Dead Man]

What the hell dude? :lol :lol How did I not see this thread before, awesome title change mods.

Same. :lol

 

[McLovin]

As I was reading the OP I was thinking that this would be a funny thread. When I got to the part where he sais he always wanted to fuck an animal with a blow hole I lost it. :lol Cheer up OP at least your not banned.

 

[Numpt3]

I think we should all chip in and buy the op a ticket to sea world.

He has to agree to take a camera though.

 

[Mr. Sam]

An owl. It would always be able to look you in the eye, no matter the position.

What?

 

[Binabik15]

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Can someone shop in a New Thread when the little girl swings her arm down :lol

 

[Kurtofan]

I have no idea what happened here but the new thread title is :lol

 

[Boss Doggie]

Nani?

 

[Barrett2]

So terrorists have you family, and the president.

Are you a bad enough dude to fuck this dolphin?

Oh my god. :lol

 

[Moggelicious]

:lol How did i miss this thread?

 

[Monocle]

This thread has changed everything for me.

 

[Barrett2]

This thread has changed everything for me.

You see dolphins in a hole new light

 

[AzureNightmare]

Spoiler

Sorry, I had to

 

[crazy monkey]

Just Want to say OP you are all kind of Awesome. Made me laugh more than many many other threads here. Awesome.

 

[Garcia]

Ok fuck this thread. I've learned that OP wants to fuck a dolphin.... and then got even more creepy with the begging for acceptance by Neogaf, then I found out about DolphinFucker: The Book, which lead me to a site with sex fantasy stories involving dolphins.... and a link to a news story about some woman (maybe man) who is getting married to a theme park ride.... and dreams of fucking it (god that interview was creepy)... and now people are posting fucking comics with cats doing naughty things to people.

Not only will swimming with the dolphins never be the same.... but I've been scared for life in like four different ways.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[$1148 Jack]

First I was like...

Then I was...

 

[Corky]

hmm definitely a warmblooded creature

and as less hair as possible

maybe a baboon with that ass of theirs. Smooth, colorful, warm ass.

 

[msv]

http://neogaf.net/forum/showthread.php?t=393352

neogaf.net? wtf?

 

[Raydeen]

Arcturian.

"Don't matter when it's arcturian baby!"

 

[DieNgamers]

That "man must have sex with dolphins - it's the terrorist's law" slogan/pic is pretty awesome. :lol

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

holy crap, my psychiatrist send me this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8k5d1jVuQ0

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Replicant]

I heard Frogs give a good blowjob. A monkey in a zoo can verify this.

 

[astroturfing]

I heard Frogs give a good blowjob. A monkey in a zoo can verify this.

shut the hell up. that didn't happen.

 

[Replicant]

shut the hell up. that didn't happen.

You were the monkey?

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Fuck. A. Duck.

You were the monkey?

I think he was the frog, actually.

 

[jay]

There's probably good money in being a dolphin pimp.

 

[Escape Goat]

if I were to antropromorphize an animal I'd fuck a fox. A big muscular fox.

 

[GurgleBot20]

I did not expect that opening post :lol

 

[mollipen]

Thank me later (warning to normal people- do not follow this link):

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Also don't ask me how I found this

This link is utterly offensive to me.

Spoiler

I mean, seriously... who calls themselves "Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn". Ugh.

 

[Keikaku]

What the hell . . .

OP keep seeing that psychiatrist, please

 

[NH Apache]

What the hell . . .

OP keep seeing that psychiatrist, please

At least we know he is getting help. I think I just saw a big furry on Neogaf. What the fuck is going on?