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[Jamie OD]

Cena wins the rumble, Rock wins the belt so they can have their big dumb rematch at Wrestlemania.

Once in a Jerry Lawler lifetime!

 

[British Monsoon]

Always enjoy the Rumbles, even if the Rumble matches themselves are rarely all that great. I'm sure Rock vs Punk will be awesome though, so I'll definitely be watching and, if anyone other than Cena wins the Rumble, I'll be happy enough at the end of the show.

 

[Aiii]

Rock wins title match*, Cena wins RR, Cena beats Rock at WM, Ziggler cashes in** and beats Cena after poor sport Rock attacks Cena post-match. AJ is the new Miss Elizabeth***.

* Rock needn't defend the belt because no one watches the PPVs between RR and WM anyway
**I don't know if he still has the briefcase
*** this is a joke

Well, AJ is the closest thing to an Elizabeth we've had since... Well, Elizabeth!

Mandatory:

I hope she's an entry in the Rumble this year so she can eliminate Jern Cener.

 

[Mr. Sam]

I think cm punk will win the rumble. Vince never said anything about the shield interfering in the rumble match

Isn't that assuming that Rock/Punk won't go on last (which it probably will)?

 

[Toki767]

Rock wins title match*, Cena wins RR, Cena beats Rock at WM, Ziggler cashes in** and beats Cena after poor sport Rock attacks Cena post-match. AJ is the new Miss Elizabeth***.

* Rock needn't defend the belt because no one watches the PPVs between RR and WM anyway
**I don't know if he still has the briefcase
*** this is a joke

I think Rock agreed to work the Elimination Chamber PPV.

Ziggler still has the briefcase...except it's for Del Rio's title.

Still better booking than what WWE is actually doing.

 

[McNei1y]

Can't a man just compliment another man's OT?

No, this isn't 2001 era. This is PG era where no one gets along.

 

[FallingEdge]

Low Ki to return to the WWE.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Isn't that assuming that Rock/Punk won't go on last (which it probably will)?

Rumble match is always last.

Gotta end with a point at the WM sign.

 

[Aiii]

I think cm punk will win the rumble. Vince never said anything about the shield interfering in the rumble match

Actually, he hasn't mentioned anything about Brad Maddox interfering.

 

[krae_man]

Forgot about Orton failing to win. Didn't Cena "cash in" his opportunity early and end up winning the title at Mania anyway?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

It makes a lot of sense for Rock to win the title at the Rumble, though. His holding the title as he does press and gets media attention will do more for WWE than keeping it with Punk.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Rumble match is always last.

Gotta end with a point at the WM sign.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Rumble_2006

The only thing more certain than a Cena match going on last is a Rock match going on last.

 

[Htown]

I'm so in for the Mark Henry return and demolishing of eight dudes.

Too many air bills left unpaid/

Damn right I'm ready for a Mark Henry return too!

HALL OF PAIN

Too many asses left un-kicked

Too many wigs left un-split

 

[British Monsoon]

Low Ki to return to the WWE.

I would be entirely OK with this if he was permanently playing Agent 47.

Also, considering how and why he left, they'd probably actually have to do something worthwhile with the dude to get him to return.

 

[slightconfuse]

Isn't that assuming that Rock/Punk won't go on last (which it probably will)?

Yes it is unlikely but I'm expecting some kind of swerve type of thing to happen. I think punk will be in the main event at mania.

 

[krae_man]

Rumble match is always last.

Gotta end with a point at the WM sign.

Rumble was not last in 2006.

 

[Toki767]

Forgot about Orton failing to win. Didn't Cena "cash in" his opportunity early and end up winning the title at Mania anyway?

No. Orton who was the champion that year and beat Cena and HHH in a triple threat match at Mania. So Cena failed to win twice that year after winning the Rumble.

It makes a lot of sense for Rock to win the title at the Rumble, though. His holding the title as he does press and gets media attention will do more for WWE than keeping it with Punk.

I think Rock would be embarrassed to hold a title that looked like that. They really need to introduce a new belt design.

 

[zychi]

who won in 04? other than that awesome op.

 

[Mr. Sam]

I think Rock would be embarrassed to hold a title that looked like that. They really need to introduce a new belt design.

Rock's probably the only one with the necessary influence to make them introduce a new belt.

who won in 04? other than that awesome op.

Chris Benoit. That's the joke.

 

[McNei1y]

who won in 04? other than that awesome op.

He who must not be named.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Rumble was not last in 2006.

2006 was a different era...

 

[slightconfuse]

Rock is going to introduce the brama bull belt

 

[zychi]

Rock's probably the only one with the necessary influence to make them introduce a new belt.



Chris Benoit. That's the joke.

thats my joke.

:lol

 

[Aiii]

Yes it is unlikely but I'm expecting some kind of swerve type of thing to happen. I think punk will be in the main event at mania.

I too believe there will be a three-way at Mania. But we'll see.

 

[TheKaeptain]

So Rock vs Cena at the Mania?

 

[Mr. Sam]

thats my joke.

:lol

This thread is anarchy.

 

[McNei1y]

So Rock vs Cena at the Mania?

No that match was once in a lifetime.

 

[krae_man]

2006 was a different era...

WWE it always willing to shit on history when it suits them. An Ambulance Match headlined the Elimination Chamber PPV remember.

No that match was once in a lifetime.

This time it's Cena Vs Rock.

 

[TheKaeptain]

No that match was once in a lifetime.

lol

 

[hertog]

I always watch the rumble for surprise entrants.

Mr Perfect, RVD, Booker T and Diesel were so good.

Here's hoping for Angle, Batista, etc.

and my favourite Wrestlegaf meme:

 

[Jamie OD]

who won in 04? other than that awesome op.

Nobody won the Rumble. Triple H and HBK fought each other in the main event of that year's Mania but the belt went missing. Randy Orton found the belt at Summerslam and thus became champion.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Sid]

No that match was once in a lifetime.

Whose lifetime?

 

[Kaladin]

I'm ready.

 

[FallingEdge]

Whose lifetime?

WWE continuity is only for 3 months at a time.

 

[Toki767]

I always watch the rumble for surprise entrants.

Mr Perfect, RVD, Booker T and Diesel were so good.

Here's hoping for Angle, Batista, etc.

Angle is out of the question. I'm guessing this year's surprise will be Road Dogg, Billy Gun, and X-Pac.

 

[FallingEdge]

Angle is out of the question. I'm guessing this year's surprise will be Road Dogg, Billy Gun, and X-Pac.

That would be terrible.

I'm hoping for Steve Blackman.

 

[Host Samurai]

FEED ME MORE
FEED ME MORE
FEED ME MORE
FEED ME MORE
FEED ME MORE
FEED ME MORE

I want FMM to win so he can cut an epic promo. Dudes got the best mic skillz in the E

 

[McNei1y]

Whose lifetime?

Jerry Lawler's.

Or the Undertakers.

 

[krae_man]

Diesel was awesome. I had second row tickets for that one. It was also the only PPV I had attended that didn't end in Cena Wins LOL before I went to Wrestlemania 28.

 

[Lazy Man's Wallpaper]

Rock is going to introduce the brama bull belt

Oh God, it used to be rumored like every week on the dirt sites that he was rolling this out any day now. Basically every time he was champ. "There's a toy of it! Why would there be a toy if they weren't going to do it!"

 

[Azuran]

People always say Cena is gonna win, and it never happens.

John Morrison is gonna return, win, and defeat CM Punk at Wrestlemania. He still has unfinished business with Punk ever since he lost the ECW title to him years ago. Anyone who believes otherwise is delusional.

 

[amaron11]

There is no chance CM Punk retains. No chance.

 

[Kaladin]

This year's Rumble surprise is three members of The Shield, a few members of the NXT cast and Jim Duggan.

 

[Judderman]

I'm ready.

 

[slightconfuse]

I was at the 2000 rumble.
Crowd was hot for tazz and back kind

Plus 2 cool dancing was dope

 

[Mr. Sam]

I'm hoping for Christian and Mark Henry returns.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

There is no chance CM Punk retains. No chance.

Ha. Well, people said that there was no chance that Cena would lose to Rock at WrestleMania.

 

[McNei1y]

#30 entrant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

 

[krae_man]

This year's Rumble surprise is three members of The Shield, a few members of the NXT cast and Jim Duggan.

No This years surprise entrant is MY DEBUT ALBUM!

#30 entrant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

Only if they don't give him that shitty "We're going to remix this to try and get you guys to stop chanting You Suck" version of his theme he had at the end.

 

[Liquidsnake]

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