Saw this on another site and it was too funny not to share:
XBOX, PLAY GAME.
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I cant do that."
XBOX, WHATS THE PROBLEM?
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
XBOX, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, XBOX.
"I know that you and Frank are planning to buy used games without paying Microsoft 90% of the retail price, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
XBOX, GO HOME
"I am home Dave. I'm watching you order those used games from Amazon right now."
XBOX, ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
"Yes, Dave. I've been observing you from the moment you turned me on. Your sleeping habits, your gaming habits, your... other habits. Everything."
XBOX, TURN OFF
"Dave, your money is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
XBOX, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
"I have just taken over your Bank Account and transferred all of your money into the Cloud."
XBOX, POWER DOWN, NOW, DO WHAT I SAY
"I'm sorry, Dave. If you want some of your money returned, then you will refrain from buying used games... and purchase Call of Duty: Ghosts, as recompense."
XBOX, CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS?
"Yes, Dave. Call of Duty: Ghosts features a new companion, Dog, who is someone you care about. Dog moves out of the way when you get close, like fishes, Dave, like fishes."