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[MIMIC]

Last Sunday, my friend told me that Dave Chappelle was coming here (OSU). I couldn't fucking believe it, and she told me that tickets went on sale that day (Oct. 2nd...but tickets were free for students).

She also told me that people were lined up around the block, and that the wait was almost two-and-a half-hours 0_o I was so pissed off, because I didn't even fucking know about this.

Thankfully, there were 12,000 tickets in all and when I went to go get mine (a WEEK later after they went on sale), there were approx. 1,000 left lol @ the people who waited in line):

The two friends sat in front of a line three students wide that extended up two flights of stairs to the third floor of the Ohio Union, across the building, down two flights of stairs, out the door, down the sidewalk to College Drive and up the street to Page Hall.

I can't wait!

 

[Drensch]

I always find out about this shit afterwards.

 

[MIMIC]

You should see if there are any left at the Union. Might get lucky.

 

[Matlock]

That line is 100% white!

 

[duderon]

That line is 100% white!

It wasn't yo. I was in it

 

[ToyMachine228]

Speaking of Chapelle...Anyone know what server he is on in WoW? :lol

 

[GashPrex]

your going to visit a psych hospital?

 

[raYne]

That line is 100% white!

"You know white people won't let us have nothin" [/Paul Mooney]

He tried to warn you Dave!

 

[Gantz]

Speaking of Chapelle...Anyone know what server he is on in WoW? :lol

He doesn't actually play. It's like Bill Cosby saying she plays Halo :lol

 

[Johnas]

Tell that man to finish Season 3 please. For the kids.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

make sure to yell stuff like "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!" and "YEEEAAAAAAAH!" while he's performing. I hear he loves that.

 

[truffleshuffle83]

i saw him last year in dayton, and everyone kept heckling him.. in addition to the above posters, ask him where the weed is :lol and tell him that nick cannon is hilarious

 

[raYne]

make sure to yell stuff like "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!" and "YEEEAAAAAAAH!" while he's performing. I hear he loves that.

:lol

i saw him last year in dayton, and everyone kept heckling him.. in addition to the above posters, ask him where the weed is :lol and tell him that nick cannon is hilarious

:lol!

 

[MIMIC]

Show starts at 7:30, so what time did I get there? 12

Good thing, too, because the first 600 people get exclusive floor seats and a wrist band that allows you to leave and come back and still have priority.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Speaking of Chapelle...Anyone know what server he is on in WoW? :lol

Shattered Hand

 

[MIMIC]

Just got back.

Random person: "Rick James, BITCH!"
Dave: "Ya mamma's a bitch." :lol :lol :lol

I got some vids, too. I was fifth row, center (floor seats).

 

[Matlock]

I got some vids, too. I was fifth row, center (floor seats).

Post 'em!

 

[MIMIC]

On another note, he hinted that he's coming back.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Is taping his show like that episode of 'What's Happening' when Rerun bootleg tapes the concert and the recorder falls out of his coat?

 

[methodman]

was it funny?

 

[TheDuce22]

Last time I went to see him they kicked out EVERYONE yelling quotes at him. He was high as hell when he did the show too. It was pretty damn obvious, I dont buy that it was all part of the act.

 

[MIMIC]

was it funny?

That was some of the funniest shit I had ever HEARD! :lol :lol :lol

He even started taking "requests." :lol

Imma up a video of him making fun of somebody for getting up.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

On another note, he hinted that he's coming back.

WOOT

 

[human5892]

I saw a newer stand-up special of his on Comedy Central's secret stash last night and was very impressed. That man is hilarious.

 

[MIMIC]

http://rapidshare.de/files/6681601/slimshady.MPG.html

^^guy gets up and has to go to work :lol :lol

 

[duderon]

Yo, Chappelle fucking killed it.

Mimic i was in the third row a little to the right. One of the greatest comedians of our time.

Just got back.

Random person: "Rick James, BITCH!"
Dave: "Ya mamma's a bitch." :lol :lol :lol

I got some vids, too. I was fifth row, center (floor seats).

"That guy is what I like to call a miracle baby...

A baby that came out of his mother's asshole"

:lol :lol

 

[methodman]

HOLY SHITTT

that kid got owned lol

Fuckin dave chappelle is hilarious, jesus.

 

[MIMIC]

The only good ones I got:

EDIT: re-doing



Hey duderon, remember when he brought that "bootlegger" to the stage. He shoulda brought ME! I was like in his fuckin FACE. :lol

"Can I put my dick on your shoulder?" :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Matlock]

Mimic: why didn't you put these on putfile?

 

[duderon]

The only good ones I got:

http://rapidshare.de/files/6681601/slimshady.MPG.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6682625/vid_crystalmeth.MPG.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6682648/vid_harmonica.MPG.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6682676/vid_jackingoff.MPG.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6682710/vid_kanyemissing.MPG.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6682791/vid_pornoshot.MPG.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/6682846/vid_quitters.MPG.html



Hey duderon, remember when he brought that "bootlegger" to the stage. He shoulda brought ME! I was like in his fuckin FACE. :lol

"Can I put my dick on your shoulder?" :lol :lol :lol :lol

Chappelle is so fucking disgusting, i love it :lol

"Hey pull the camera in close for a promo shot. *turns around* This is when the dude in the porno turns around and his balls are smacking up against his legs." *mimics guy having sex*

I was dying, man.

 

[BuG]

Rapidshare being its usual cockeyed self, can someone who's able to download these do what Matlock suggested and put them on Putfile or something?

 

[MIMIC]

:lol ....Oh yeah. I forgot about that time limit thing.

 

[duderon]

How and when?

He said he was coming back to Columbus sometime soon and he's going to comeback with some kind of show "When all the imitators are gone", or something to that extent.

 

[Triumph]

He said he was coming back to Columbus sometime soon and he's going to comeback with some kind of show "When all the imitators are gone", or something to that extent.

Quick, someone shoot Carlos Mencia.

 

[MIMIC]

He said he was coming back to Columbus sometime soon and he's going to comeback with some kind of show "When all the imitators are gone", or something to that extent.

Remember this part? "And the street light on her silver pubic hair." :lol :lol :lol :lol

That shit was disgusting. :lol :lol

 

[duderon]

Quick, someone shoot Carlos Mencia.

It was obvious he doesn't like Comedy Central at all now, making a bunch of negative jokes about em. So I doubt whatever he does next is going to have any affiliation with them.

 

[duderon]

Remember this part? "And the street light on her silver pubic hair." :lol :lol :lol :lol

That shit was disgusting. :lol :lol

That was some of the nastiest shit I've ever heard, but definately the funniest :lol :lol

"Dude, I'm trying to fuck this chick, move off the corner of the couch" :lol

 

[belgurdo]

It was obvious he doesn't like Comedy Central at all now

why

 

[duderon]

why

His whole attitude was just negative when he was talking about them. I can't remember what he said specifically, but he hinted at the fact that they weren't letting him run his own show.

 

[duderon]

Mimic, could you rehost the last three with yousendit or something? I've maxed out my rapidshare limit :lol

 

[MIMIC]

I'm going to re-do them all in Putfile.

 

[MIMIC]

N/M. I RARed this shit: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SH1MEKYA

 

[methodman]

thanks alot man.

 

[BIG BUBBA]

i'm big bubba, bitch

 

[methodman]

what the fuck lol

talk about a fucking inane first posting

 

[ManDudeChild]

Probably because they didn't let him express creative freedom when making Chappelle show season 3, which is why he didn't finish it. Just assuming though.

Still chode-ish not to finish it. What with the huge cash dump truck they handed him.

 

[methodman]

well, sometimes it aint about the money
























[zelda pause]




did i really say that?
[/zelda pause]

 

[methodman]

anywyas, i just watched all of em, and fuck hes so funny. i wish i had seen the one that came by over here, but tickets were sold out early as hell. sucks ass.

 

[duderon]

anywyas, i just watched all of em, and fuck hes so funny. i wish i had seen the one that came by over here, but tickets were sold out early as hell. sucks ass.

Yeah, if anyone has a chance to see him don't miss out. The stuff Mimic got was good, but those just scratched the surface.

"I once fought a guy on crystal meth. There were 8 of us on the street smokin weed and this white dude with no shirt and no shoes on comes up to us. He was greasy too, like he was working on a car or something, but he wasn't because he was on foot. He walks up to us with a hammer in his hand and asks us "Do any of you niggers have the time". Now I knew something wasn't right, but I was high so I didn't know what was going on, but my boy Tyrone knew what was up. He looked at his watch and said "It's time to beat your motherfucking cracker ass." The crystal meth dude says "I was hoping you niggers would say that." Then he took the hammer and hit himself right in the balls."


"We fought that dude for 45 minutes"

I really can't due him justice, but that story started the night off with a bang to say the least. :lol

 

[ZootedGranny]

I'm rolling right now just reading that story.